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Some days, it was obvious that he had been there and had fucked your wife. She just parted her legs and you knelt between them to pleasure her. She liked to caress your hair, and to remind you, “honey, do not forget to call him tomorrow, and to
what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
joyeuxniall: my friend was telling me this story about how this guy caddied for bill gates and at the end of the day he was expecting a big tip but bill gates was just like “alright thanks man see ya” and the next day the guy got a call and it was
lgbt-tiktoks:Caption: [I think I got pretty lucky to be a lesbian (laugh) ya know? Cuz I was always gonna look like this uhh and I think if I looked like this and my type was just like, dudes named Chad (laughing) I think I’d have a bad time! What anomaly
wopbau:Okay Han was just like vibing and then these two hot twins were like. Can u help me overthrow the government. And he was like damn I guess
parttimesissy: Look at ‘her’. She used to be just like you. Just a normal guy with a curiosity for panties and cocks. But, just like you, she found Tumblr and it opened her mind. Hour after hour his mind was opened a little more. Sexy women slowly
khaleesidracarys: jaclcfrost: thejellyphishy: jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re
snowsby: as much as i love ellen page and want to celebrate her moment i just have to pause and take a sec to express my disgust with the hrc as an organization because they’re actually terrible and you should know why they’re awful
muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??”
chocolate-alchemy: sugary-bowl: colorguard5ever: theotheristhedoctor: sexhaver: somethinginthebasement: sexhaver: sexhaver: highways in Massachusetts do this really cool thing where a lane will just abruptly disappear at inopportune times (right
kasukasukasumisty: A Boy and his Blob is another 2D Wayforward game and it looks pretty amazing Oh, I really liked this game! It was fun, ridiculously adorable, and there was specific button just for hugging Blob.
My favorite part of that extended promo for “Mirror Gem/Ocean Gem” is that Garnet is just lounging on the couch. Like she was just sitting back on the couch. I don’t know why, I just like that
I woke up and logged in and tumblr was like “Dude, I don’t know what you did but you got so many messages” and I was like dang, that is a lot of messages, I hope I didn’t piss anyone off but it turns out I didn’t because
stevencrewniverse:JUST A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!!“Open Book” written and storyboarded by Hilary Florido and Katie Mitroff airs TODAY at 5PMNEW TIME! 5 PM! CHANGE YOUR PLANS ACCORDINGLY!
kashmiris: jean-luc-gohard: Plus, and I’m about to go to sleep so I won’t be around for the messages I get about this, Michael Jackson 100% did what he was accused of doing. I wish it wasn’t so, because he’s one of the most brilliant musical
generic2007popsong: last week i saw sausage party, there were only 2 other ppl in the theater and they walked out halfway through do you know what it’s like to watch a movie like sausage party all by yourself in a theater? it was an incredibly surreal
i had a dream last night that was exactly like my normal life: i went to school, i came home, i had dinner, etc. you know, completely normal things. except throughout the dream there was this bag of trail mix that would just appear in random places, and
askerenjaegerthetitanshifter: moses-relatable: f-premaur: rivaille so bishou （●´∀｀）ノ♡ was it necessary that he posed like that yes, he’s doing the thing
kittenofdarkness: I imagine the elf was just walking by and saw Sponty and Nanako fucking, then spotting Sponty’s cock she was just like “Well… You’ve got a pole, and I’ve got a hole…”uthstar01
kittenofdarkness: I imagine the elf was just walking by and saw Sponty and Nanako fucking, then spotting Sponty’s cock she was just like “Well… You’ve got a pole, and I’ve got a hole…” uthstar01
quinncy: jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
17yroldghost: a-beard: fuckyeahassortedstuff: roshi-no-tabi: Fun Fact: None of the actors but Gene Wilder knew that the tunnel scene was coming. Like, they had the lines and stuff, but they thought it was just a boat ride. And when the lights came
2srooky: One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there
luvyourselfsomeesteem: senhoritaugly: I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and
spicy-vagina-tacos: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time my ex was tryna get me back and he was all “you know I think you’re stupid attractive” and I was like “no shit because I am” and he got so personally
gutsygumshoe:one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then” THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking
slayboybunny: one time I went to a gamestop and as I walked in the employee was like “cooking mama is over there!” and snickered with his friend and I was so pissed because 1) I was there to pick up diablo III and 2) cooking mama is an excellent
Today I was at the gym and I saw this cute chick and I was trying so hard to be respectful and look away but I was just like damnnnn her arms, her thighsss, the sweat on her chest and back Mmmmmmmm damn I’m so gay
undergroundghosts: SO MY MOM GAVE ME A PACKAGE THAT CAME FOR ME TODAY AND SO I OPENED IT IN FRONT OF HER AND I JUST FROZE BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING BALL GAG SO I JUST CALMLY PUT IT AROUND MY NECK AND SHE WAS LIKE “THAT’S SUCH A CUTE CHOKER!” AND
tennants-hair: benedictcumberbackthatassup: watching sherlock is like finishing all the chapters to a fanfic and you’re just like wow that was a great fanfic wonder when they’ll post again and the last update was in like 2007 YOU PUT THE THING
jaclcfrost: what if you woke up christmas morning and your favorite character or celebrity was just casually sitting by the christmas tree with a bow on their head and was just like “oh good you’re finally awake”
positivityandpaperstars:official-2014:In class our teacher held up a black book and was like “this book is red” and we were all like “no” and he said “yes it is” and we were just all like “that’s not right” and he turned it around and
omg i went to sleep and i was at like rank 22 or 23 on tetris, and i wake up and I was at rank 20…?!?!?!? =_____= so now i’m just on 21 like a noob
Cos Siva is a loser, I was taking a picture of the boys on the wall, he walked infront of my camera whilst I was taking the picture. I was like “Thanks for that Seev!” He was just like “HAHAHA Got it!” And wandered off. Obvious
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
sometimes it really scares me knowing i only have like 2-3 friends because i fear that something would happen like us drifting apart or having a fight or them not liking me anymore and that would just leave me completely alone
paleosteno: I quoted this as a kid and got in trouble. There was a big pile of clay dirt by the new house my family was moving in that was being built and it looked just like the pile of shit from the movie so I said it like Jeff Goldblum did. You got
tonydinozzos: i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that
So, something I noticed while watching The Owl House’s first episode with my friend tonight was this:the fireworks look an AWFUL lot like the fire magic glyph, but just modified. So does that mean that Luz could eventually branch off and MODIFY her
so there was this scene in the manga where everyone is just like omg Sasha and then there’s Mikasa looking like she’s gonna murder somebody with an axe and I was bored so i did a panel redraw thing 8’)
i was just showing my mom how to paste something into her text message on her phone and i was like “double tap in the the text box” “the text box” “the text box” and she was just pointing to random places on her screen that weren’t the
Hi I am new, i was wondering if you are a marvel or dc fan??? My fav is spiderman (obviously) and I was wondering if you also have a fav superhero??? Sorry to nerd out like this I really like your audios and I was just wondering if you are a comic book
addsapphire: I love how calm greg was throughout this entire episode like he finds sapphire unfused and freezing over their entire motel room and he’s just like “oh no where’s the other one.” And steven’s freaking out but greg is just like
zooophagous: I remember when I was in art school I was in the studio late at night working on a painting of an eland antelope and the janitor came in and asked me if I knew what an eland was because my painting looked like one and I was just “Yeah
