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gaimez: One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else
big-bootyakasha: I had my boyfriend for secret santa this year and he was joking when he asked for a portrait of Vladimir Putin made entirely out of swedish fish but i don’t fuck around when it comes to christmas
timecannotberewritten: ueaq: “when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds
metalhead-problems: he’s real and he’s beautiful
brassy: I had a friend in 6th grade and I for some reason thought his name was Edgar and he never corrected me and after a year of calling him Edgar I was over his house and his mom was like “why do you call him that his names Kyle”
shauge: The most swagged out president we’ve ever had Can he just like.. Oh, I don’t know. Run Canada too? Please?
prepgoth: “babe, i love you,” the man says to his girlfriend during intercourse. little does his girlfriend know, he’s been cheating on her with athlete babe ruth for 3 years and he just said the wrong name
rosefyler: today i was running late for school and i was sprinting down the street to make it on time and suddenly i turned to my left and my history teacher was running as well and he just screamed to me THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I’VE EXERCISED IN 18
so-very-small: ykno I’m all for gentle giants and fluff but in this one story I’m cowriting the tiny’s standing up to the giant to get her friend back and he just leans in and smirks, saying “Oh, and what will you do if I don’t, little one?”
voidbat: the-last-hair-bender: king-steves: somethingunlikeanythingelse: king-steves: everyone mocked guillermo for making a movie about a fish romance and he just won best director for it like……. he really did that…… “monsters are the
sasukejewchiha: lesbiankurama: the real reason kakashi showed preference for sasuke was because of course he’d focus on the gay student but then they all ended up gay and he just looks like an asshole kakashi looking lesbian up in the dictionary after
savannahsgenesis: aidanielle: lysnk2: trav-tv: kingjaffejoffer: Your car hits like a bitch. His bike fucking exploded. AND HE JUST FUCKING WALKS AWAY Does he even have shoes on jesus christ
Leaving had never been this difficult before, but everything was so different in his life now. Now he had a reason to not want to leave, but the two would be reunited soon enough and he just had to keep reminding himself of that. It was a tearful
the-last-hair-bender: king-steves: somethingunlikeanythingelse: king-steves: everyone mocked guillermo for making a movie about a fish romance and he just won best director for it like……. he really did that…… “monsters are the patron saints
sadclowncentral:sadclowncentral:sadclowncentral:I’m showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated“and people use this site??” bad news chief its my primary social media
king-steves: somethingunlikeanythingelse: king-steves: everyone mocked guillermo for making a movie about a fish romance and he just won best director for it like……. he really did that…… “monsters are the patron saints of our blissful imperfection”……
weaver-z:weaver-z:weaver-z:weaver-z:I told the hibachi guy to “make me regret being born” when he asked how spicy I wanted my spicy chicken, and he just nodded solemnly. I’ll see you all in ValhallaI’m seeing dead prophets
misterclarkrogers:This big guy loves my fat cock (I gotta say I enjoy his too) and he just told me that he doesn’t bottom for anyone else. Isn’t that sweet? Listen to him moan while I fuck him.
sargeantstuckbutts:Bucky gets flirty after missions especially when Steve’s gotten a little cut up, but he did a really good job punching out nazis today and he just wants to make Cap feel all better. YouNah'w'aMean? ;)
thejerkcircle: I love hard sleepers! I do this every morning and he just thinks he’s a heavy drooler! Best roommate ever!
operayawns: paper-mario-wiki: kyleehenke: all done up & heading to a bridal shower 😘 u look like if when god was coloring u in he was like “what color palette should i go with” and he just ended up choosing a picture of sandbut like, in
setheverman: i love how he doesn’t do anything to help the stress, he just knows
snakegay: snakegay: this is bastard!! hes a male pseudomantis albofimbriata and he just had his final moult last night (i know the photo quality isnt great but whenever i try to bring my phone close enough to get a nice photo he tries to climb on it)
stretchmyboypussy: The amount of love and lust I have for this video is incredible! How she tells him and tries to stop him from entering her ass and he just pushes it in anyway, completely ignoring her. The feeling of vulnerability and weakness would
baimbie: twinhkie: luxex: tourtures: watching-the-stars-fall-down: persequimur: lomaskett: bluem-oon: this is my brother two years ago. we were at the park, just me and him, and he turned to me and said “kayla, don’t you ever wish there were
digitaldoggy: one time this dude was being stupid so i said “well you can’t spell stupid without u” and he got really angry and shouted “WELL THERE’S AN ‘I’ IN STUPID TOO” and i just stared at him for a rly long time
sima-x: stayingwoke: rudegyalchina: newtsgf: badgaichrichri: what IS THIS HE LOOKS SO JEALOUS AFTER THE DOG DRIVES AWAY How do y'all teach y'all dogs to do this ?!!!!! She told him, “Move” and he just took off… CRINE Lmao. The baby looks
I saw him this morning and he just panic moonwalked away from me…He does that sometimes
I said on Twitter that hooker is a derogatory term and the terms sex worker or escort should be used. I also said that escorts have feelings and are capable Of health relationships and he just replied and said “false”? Like? What do you know
denisefromoffgrovestreet: okobogeee: okobogeee: okobogeee: I’m watching chop and it’s the whiskey and wing challenge. The Black guy immediately seasoned his chicken and then this white guy was like “I’m gonna keep it Asian” and he just threw
