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Frank, an old gardener, tended to see twenty-something Lilu as a spoiled girl. She was from a wealthy family, she didn’t have to do any work and she just messed along all days long. He was upset when he saw her casually picnicking while he was working
bmarg12387: Boy is deep in trance. He thinks it is funny that I was not able to hypnotize him but hypnotized his two friends and is watching them obey me. He doesn’t realize his friends are not here with us and he is the one obeying anything I say
There was a huge sign outside that Thai massage parlor that said “We provide just massages and not sex services”, but uncle Joe didn’t believe it. And he was right. After he exposed his big belly and took out some extra money from his purse, the
With no words she is saying, you know I never lick your thingy the way I lick my boss’s cock, I do things to him I never do to you, he’s more manly than you and I let him fuck me whenever he wants, and you just sit and watch.
cuckolding-and-female-allure: Being so close to what he most craves arouses him beyond belief and he cannot avoid begging her again and again, “please, honey, let me put it inside you,” but she keeps teasing, “no, dear, just rub the tip of your
Honey, he has just texted me! He is in his way here now and he wants to fuck me all night long. Would you like me to let you watch as my very special anniversary present?.
askdrakomod: Made as a gift for askug because they were super awesome and may have given me amazing steam games. WHICH THEY SHOULD STAHP BY THE WAY! Not that I didn’t appreciate it a TON though. Thank you UG mod :3 JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLENESS!
yeahwhipitout: he made sure he was home between 3 and 4 when the paperboy made his delivery and he just waited with the door half open
dink-182: I love this photo cause I didn’t know it was being taken but he did and he just picked me up and kissed me like this and you can see us smiling and idk it makes me happy.
OMFG I FINALLY was able to draw a not-completely-FUGLY Bara!Sans.Jfc, I was literally walking around mad at myself….! y’all’ve prolly seen the previous attempts and ohmygod they were so shitty. Oh wow. So the normal ut b!Sans is ded to me (ofc
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
I love how little kids don’t distinguish between hetrosexual and homosexual. I showed my my 5 year old nephew BooBoo a picture of a girl and said that one day I was going to marry her just to see how he’d react and he reacted by telling
patina-millers-biceps: kingscrown666: weasowl: radbadbish: werewolfofsector2814: strawberryinstantoatmeal: i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just.
bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and didn’t come
skepkitty: bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and left the apartment, and
thefangover: 6/15 Robert Kazinsky
iwantcupcakes: Vulture tells Mark Ruffalo about Science Bros. Mark loves it, plans to call RDJ about it. From Vulture: Does that mean he’s never heard of “Science Bros,” an Internet subculture celebrating the friendship of Bruce Banner and
amedala: amedala: so today in lit i was wearing my bb8 shirt and i went to hand my teacher something and he just. looks at my shirt, lifts his leg, puts his foot on my desk, and lifts up his pant leg to reveal bb8 socks. and all he said was “i put
mistresst-13: For all of you wondering how I let him release now, this is exactly how I do it. Plugged and then I use a vibrator and he just spews out of his cage. Unfortunately for him today, he didn’t cum at all so maybe next time he will. I guess
mistresst-13:For all of you wondering how I let him release now, this is exactly how I do it. Plugged and then I use a vibrator and he just spews out of his cage. Unfortunately for him today, he didn’t cum at all so maybe next time he will. I guess
Au where Nine is humanized because of the family of blood. Where he has a blackberry instead of Iphone because he feels like iphones are for pretty boys and hipters. And he just medically retired from a military alphabet soup government job but still
donnajosh:Hrishi Hirway: Joey lays it all out for him, and even then at the end, Josh’s response is… Josh Malina: Oh, I know! I was like, “DUDE!” Hrishi Hirway: Like, who is he convincing? Josh Malina: Exactly! There’s nobody out here, in the
dirtylittlebookworm:Unf. Okay. I have SUCH A THING for the clothed male, nude female (CMNF) kink. Like. LIKE. Like like like. Okay. When he undresses you or makes you get undressed and he just keeps his clothes on while he’s hurting you and touching
OK SO I SAW THIS ON MY DASH AND I COULDNT RESIST LOOKING IT UP IM GONNA CRY BEUCASE OMFG THEY LITREALLY PUT PENIS HANDS ON HIM AND HE JUST THE HE STARTS CRYING THEN HE STARTLES THIS GIRL WITH HIS HUMUNGOUS PENISHAND BUT THEN THEY ALL EAT SPAGHETTI
vulcanthropy: goldshirts-tightpants: imagine bones playing operation but he keeps touching the sides and can’t get the funny bone out and he just flips the table and storms out yelling “iM A DOCTOR DAMNIT" and jim’s laughing hysterically
Ever seen a grown-ass man cry because he couldn’t fit his anime girlfriend body pillow into a carry-on bag and had to leave her with his parents? Coming of age stories are fucking weird sometimes.
itssexualhour: i was sitting next to my crush in french and my phone fell on the ground and then he picked it up and i was like give it back and he just put my phone into his pants but not like under his boxers anyways wouldn’t give it back so i
thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time because the people do not understand that Marc Jacobs is funny and he was making a joke and now you are acting like you are the one making the joke in this situation oh my god Marc Jacobs
hailhood: joetrohmanpng: WOW OMG I WAS WEARING MY DADS SEX PISTOLS SHIRT BC IT WAS COMFY AND HE JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM WITH MY FOB SHIRT ON AND IT WAS LIKE A CROP TOP ON HIM HE WAS PISSED I WAS WEARING HIS SHIRT SO HE WORE MINE this would be michael
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: Rome sighed softly and decided to head to dinner with the others, sitting alone like usual. No one really talked to him since not many of them knew sign language and he hated talking, especially now, but he was fine with
fabuloustogami: fUCK IMAGINE TOGAMI LOSING HIS GLASSES BUT HE TRIES TO STAY COMPOSED AND CLASSY AND HE JUST WALKS REALLY SLOWLY ALL DAY SO HE DOESNT ACCIDENTALLY BUMP INTO WALLS
aosiren: Ive always wondered what Aoba would look like while in scrap. Especially where he destroyed Sei and he then had sex with his dog a few minutes after.
ponpox: I just imagine Mink dressing in whatever because he wants to and he knows he is well respected so he kinda dares people to comment on it.
all i want in life is for tsukki to treat his brother like he was the fucking sun again. and akiteru just babbling sth that sounds vaguely like ‘kei’ repeatedly as he gets all teary eyed b/c omg kei do u forgive me ilysm and they hug and kiss and
donatsun: aobabe: anyone want 2 rec me some utaites Soraru is cool ovob aa i’m honestly not a huge fan of soraru adgkadlh. idk he sounds like he’s straining sometimes when he tries to hit certain notes and i just aRE U OKAY.orz
i think i just found the best n/sfw i/waoi art on the entire internet and it’s not even the full thing it’s fucking cropped i’m so thirsty i need the full thing i’m fucking crying
roboticmythos: It’s kind of cute and funny to imagine Megs as a concerned dad. Like they put Kevlar down to sleep, and he just keeps looking over at Kevlar’s crib to see if he’s okay. Teebs keeps telling Megs that Kev is fine, but he’s still
mscomrade: So I was telling my dad about neko atsume and he just scoffed and said “you don’t need a damn video game for that” and went out to our backyard and put apples and pears all around our yard and now we’re just watching the squirrels
pussyboytoy: I know he doesn’t want to hurt me. But it’s so big. He tries to go slow, to ease in to my slicked pussy. But sometimes he can’t control himself and he just plunges in. I tell him it’s fine, but he’ll still want to cuddle me after,
spicy-vagina-tacos: panerasexual: men are so afraid of confident girls and its so funny one time my ex was tryna get me back and he was all “you know I think you’re stupid attractive” and I was like “no shit because I am” and he got so personally
dylxn-obrien: “I think at some point the name Saint came up because we thought he’d be a saint if he waited to arrive until his dad was home from tour, and he did. The name suits him. Meagan is a natural mom and it’s amazing to watch her with
graffeti: me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
skynyrd007: The day Johnny died, he still knew exactly what was going on. Eddie was staying at the house and he said to me that morning, “I don’t want you and Eddie to go to lunch. I want you to be here.” He spoke to [friend] Lisa Marie Presley
kill-joyradiocat: I like Shaun Morgan for many reasons • he is not a “rock n’ roll” band asshole • he is very kind to women • he is not skinny or all jacked • he has a nice voice • and he is really cool
lockrum: laina: laina: laina: this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women
detectivanilla: percymyjackson: So my driving teacher has three fingers on one hand and four on the other and he makes puns about it and it’s great. And today he was like “I went to the museum and found my ancestors’ look guys!” And showed us
criminalprofiler: Ed Gein was a true necrophile. Body parts excited him and he had no trouble having them in his home, no matter what their state of decomposition. From the bodies he dug up, he cut off the heads and shrank them, putting some on his
Husband and I wrestled and poked each other and just seeing who can annoy the other the fastest and out of nowhere he just kisses me and puts his hand on my face, and then on my neck and then I got my clothes off faster than Jim Carrey in Bruce almighty
there is nothing more embarrassing than texting darfin how angry I am and how im having a terrible night then the next morning he replies and asks whats wrong and I have to reply ‘I lost my game of overwatch’
fuckyeahmenwithbeards: This is the love of my life, and he just so happens to have an amazingly wonderful beard. He is damn well the sexiest men I have ever laid my eyes on and I just want to show him off to the world <3
itssexualhour: one time i was at my friends house and she invited these senior guys over and one of them was really hot and we kinda flirted the entire night so i went into the kitchen to get some water and he followed me and i turn around and he just
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
lesduit replied to your post:i want to vomit every time i see james deen on my…I thought ALL the girls were crazy about him. I’m shocked. :) He bangs the hottest girls in and new to the porn biz.that’s great. he’s a disgusting, lecherous,
littlesisterwish: First my brother brought out the twister board which I thought was weird because it was just the two of us and then he brought out oil. I asked him what we were gonna do, and he just said “I’ll give you a hundred bucks if you don’t
So this popped up on Reddit and I immediately thought of you. DP mistaken for Spidey on the subway.https://i.redd.it/gdsyiwfds6n11.jpg(blueberrygloss-blog) YESS THIS IS SO CUTE
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