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experienceisbest: The Waitress A couple of times a week after finishing work, he liked to go a vegetarian restaurant around the corner and have some dinner on his own. It was always there just after it opened and he liked the quiet of the place before
tinalikesbutts: Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.
Your face was redder than your wife’s dress when your wife danced for your boss. She was offering herself to him in front of you, and he seized the opportunity. Just after he fucked her, she told you to show him your thingy, and commented that she needed
Your boss told you in a low voice, “I’ve noticed that your wife isn’t wearing panties,” and then, without waiting for your reply, he told your wife. “I just have told your husband that you aren’t wearing any underwear and he said that maybe
“You fucking crave his cock, don’t you, Ash? He blows me out of the water, right? You like ’em big and fat with a lot of stamina. And mine just doesn’t fucking rate. Can’t satisfy that pussy. Especially now. Is that fucking it? Is he a fucking
natashabartons: peggypotts: Chris Evans and Stan Lee on the set of The Avengers #this makes me really sad #because if you ignore the wiring and all the cameras and such #it looks like steve was just at that cafe #and he just happened to encounter
royalblooduk: “We were in the studio and I was like Ben, do the worst drum fill you could possibly think of. Like what’s the worst thing? Like really stupid. And he just started doing that and it felt like it was never going to end and we were just
taikova: my current headcanon is that steven was an overly safe driver when he’d just gotten his license but turns into whatever that opening was later sdkadsj and he gets a talking-to for driving too slow. (this is in ocean town because beach city
sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without
Oh my God the local adult contemporary station picked up Katy Perry’s “Dark Horse” a month or two ago and it turns out my dad loves it. And he just turned the volume up downstairs and is singing along he is a terrible singer oh Lord
sleepyquail replied to your post: no charlie noooooo! but also cue sai unfing all over Talbot… that smarmy fucker why does he have to be wearing that sexy suit and waistcoat and dgkhf;gjkf I can’t even with Talbot I swear i’m not feeeeling
captaindelafere: That was three days of really hard fighting and he broke my nose in the middle of a shot, it’s actually on screen and everything! There’s a great shot where he’s meant to step up on me, swing his leg around, and take me down in
kingeomer replied to your post:also bronn god bless bronn he is a treasure, and he and tyrions friendship is magical
- “Shut down!”, I commanded. And he just froze in the middle of the street. Great muscle definition, great butt highlighted by those beautiful tight leather pants and those great commanding boots. I knew it. He was a robot. And what a sexy one!I
bootycap: tony doesn’t ever say hi when he calls rhodey, he just starts like “do you ever have a chick straddling you and you look up and suddenly she’s glowing from the inside out kind of a… bright orange?” “do you ever wake
onegreywaren: favorite fictional characters17/? | vince howard, friday night lights “Coach, my dad just got out of prison. He’s staying with me in my house. And I can’t stand him. My mom, she asked me to forgive him, to be better. And you’re
heartbreakingtennant: But God, just notice you’re both looking at the sky.
eveningflares: #oh god and i just keep thinking about how elizabeth is booking it #like she’s going at a pretty good pace and she had a bit of a head start #so i know he’s all cool slightly brisk walk when we see him #but he had to move fairly
samsubchester: literally ran into misha collins walking out of the hotel and i just stopped and fucking stared at him and he just fucking smiles and goes ‘dont look at me like that’ bye
modestmgmtofficial: identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just
rosexiaolong: But, can we talk about this underrated scene? M’Gann goes out of her way to protect Kaldur and he just completely trusts her to protect him. She ruined his mind and he still forgives her and helps her escape from the Manta ship at the
tehsmarticus: micaxiii: skepkitty: bonsaifiasco: skepkitty: skepkitty: skepkitty: I JUST REALIZED THAT THE PLURAL OF BEEF IS BEEVES LOOK AT THIS WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDNT KNOW ABOUT BEEVES i just told my roommate this and he just got up and
So the other day I was having an argument with a friend and so I jokingly said to him “YOU WANNA FIGHT,” and he said “YOU WANNA SCRAP,” and I just. “Destroy me wth your power.”
dreads-of-a-mink: Just a thought. Maybe Koujaku treasures women so much because he killed his mom and he never wants to hurt another woman again?
whenever i write kounoi i just *aggrESSIVELY PRETENDS NOIZ CAN FEEL*
rileyisageekdotcom: my favourite thing about Lito Rodriguez: he literally has no fucking idea what’s going on. and he doesnt even care that much. he just fucking rolls with it. *lies through his teeth on behalf of a german criminal named wolfgang.
laurdlannister-kingslayer: the-goat-of-dojima: virtua92: sobeitjay2: His haircut just called me a nigger Niggas wit white girls can’t just be up in the barbershop all willy nillyFor fear of getting flamed, this is what happens If I cared enough
dragon-in-a-fez: my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and turned back
slutty-ukes: fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please
stupid-fucking-rope: shagmestyles: There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
uncutfunman:cowboytejano: Shove that beautiful uncut cock down my throat now 🤤 When the neighbor messages you and says the wife is out of town and he needs you to stop by. When you arrive you see the beauty of an uncut cock and he just says suck
So I’m watching Ouran High School Host Club… and Honey’s father looks kinda like Rohroh… Seriously I just And he got his ass kicked by Honey… So I guess that must have been how he lost half of his face
that-dang-hippie: Remember when Dexter ate a giant burrito and thought he was going to die but it turned out he just had to fart.
thotkage: nsfwgpoy: those nerds in high school who run like this in my middle school there was a boy who wanted to be called Sasuke Uchiha and he wore a Sasuke cosplay to school everyday and one day he did this run down the stairs and broke his arm
When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began
squidward-tenassholes: “After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he
impressingcoolkids: IM LAUGHING SO HARD. MY FRIEND KNOWS THIS GIRL WHO HAS SOME OLD YEAR BOOK FROM MARSHALL H.S. AND SHE FOUND LEONARDO DICAPRIO AND THIS IS HIM FROM WHEN HE WAS A JUNIOR AND HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING 9 YEAR OLD
purrprinthom: sketchinetch: cremebuns: emeralddragoness: cremebuns: A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment
batazeglio: «My dad is a very handsome man. He is a musician and he plays with his friends all over the world. I was mad at him when I saw these picture. He shouldn’t be with them, I should be there. I had to teach him their names, he barely recognizes
officialbrostrider: helenaphan: officialbrostrider: i remember when i was 14 this kid asked me out and i told him i wasnt allowed to date till i was 16 and he said “i’ll wait.” two years later he wished me a happy birthday and asked me out did
kaworusmom: the best part of the hunger games is when prim gets called and katniss is screaming about it NOT MY SISTER and then peeta gets called and he has like 50 brothers and they’re all just like sucks dude…
w0lfys: in the new rolling stone article about manson he says he doesnt like to take his pants all the way off when he fucks bc hes scared the house will randomly catch on fire and he’ll have to run out naked what a guy
dylanfuller: this scene fucked me up because he really didn’t care about being rich and powerful. he just wanted to fuck the world in the ass
ragesyndrome: we tried to convince the history teacher that taylor swift ended the Cold War and he got so frustrated he just stared into the hallway for ten minutes
cookiesthegreatandpowerful: umbricman: jonnovstheinternet: Cats stuck in things -THAT CAT STUCK IN A JAR, HOW THE HELL. AND HE JUST HAS THIS LOOK THAT SAYS HE HAS NO CLUE HOW IT HAPPENED EITHER, IT JUST DID. Cats are not a solid they are a fluid
silver-tongues-blog: jokin-around: Headcannon that batman is actually really funny but every time he thinks of a joke it reminds him of joker and he just makes himself angry Batman has a really good sense of humor. Joker just isn’t funny
headspace-hotel:cloudyfromoobsession:rongzhi:English added by me :)apparently he did and he just wrote ‘119’ SCREAM“I WAS JUST ACTING LIKE A CRAB”
morelikehiddlestunning: handsomefriskies: vardaesque: wheatleyofficial: what if loki doesn’t wear clothes and he just like wishes his clothes onto his body but they’re illusions so he’s perpetually naked what if loki just wears footie pajamas
mikuhotsauce: what if miku was doing a concert and there were these assholes booing her and stuff (bc theyre assholes like that) and miku just puts on a really fake smile and keep singing and her voice is just kinda shaking by the end while shes trying
