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My wife told me her boss had spanked her and I just blushed. Then she added that he had raised her skirt to do it and I just looked at her unable to say a thing. Shortly after, she said that it was obvious I wasn’t going to do anything about what she
Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
f-ftw: khaleesi: cleolinda: shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like
master-of-the-unforgiven: ohnoitsthebat HE JUST PICKS HIM UP SO EASILY AND HOLDS HIM SO HIGH AND I JUST CANNOT OKAY I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN RIGHT NOW
slutty-ukes: fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I explained “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please
stupid-fucking-rope: shagmestyles: There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
Jon read me a story before going to sleep :3I love his voice. And I love talking to him. And today has been a lot of reassuring me of our relationship and I’m so happy. Just wish I could have fallen asleep to his voice, rather than me having to
Do you ever have those guy friends that make all of these subtle sexual comments at you and you know nothing can actually happen between you two but they’re just so damn good at it
samsubchester: literally ran into misha collins walking out of the hotel and i just stopped and fucking stared at him and he just fucking smiles and goes ‘dont look at me like that’ bye
modestmgmtofficial: identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just
modestmgmtofficial:identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat
jausters: dragon-in-a-fez: my friend’s four-year-old son wouldn’t go to sleep because he wanted to keep looking at the stars and she tried to bribe him with a piece of chocolate and he just said “would you rather get a reward or be happy” and
icanfeelweregettingcloser:kickthephantasy: What if one day, Dan makes a video and starts it off with “Hey, internet. I’m Dan Lester…” And continues on like normal AND HE JUST DOESN’T MENTION ANYTHING ELSE BUT HE HAS A RING ON. What a beautiful
777villain: Y’all don’t even have the story where Pitbull had a survey where he would visit the Walmart that received the most votes and perform live there, then the internet got a hold of it and decided to send him to Kodiak, Alaska and he just went
evilguacamole: elasticlove: stickersonkittens: This is actually really, really important to me. My little brother is 13 and he just got Overwatch. He’s played online games in the past such as Counter Strike, TF2, and others, and I ALWAYS worry about
shagmestyles: There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
the-absolute-funniest-posts: shagmestyles: There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too,
sarcastic-clapping: theres some dude outside trying to walk back to his dorm but he keeps getting blown around by wind and rain is flying into his face and he just stopped and screamed “BRING IT ON SANDY YOU BITCH I CAN TAKE IT”
clown-dick: why are 14 year olds complaining about being forever alone like my uncle is 45 and he’s still single and he just sits around the house all day watching cartoons and eating cereal like has the life
slutty-ukes: fun fact: the first time I sucked a dick, the guy was really impressed and when I told him it was my first time he was really surprised so I told him “I read too much homoerotic fanfiction” and he just looked at me and said “please
randomcuteotaku: #no.6 #I like this kiss #seems something more real#Nezumi loosing his cool for a while #thanks to Shion #and he just kisses him #he forces the kiss #and we can see by his arms and the trembling from the other #like Nezumi a bit
cutelildork: cutelildork: MY DAD IS WATCHING BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA IN THE OTHER ROOM AND HE JUST RAN IN WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND YELLED “WHAT KIND OF DISNEY MOVIE KILLS KIDS" THEN WENT BACK HE CAME INTO THE KITCHEN AND HES MUMBLING STUFF LIKE
cutelildork: cutelildork: MY DAD IS WATCHING BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA IN THE OTHER ROOM AND HE JUST RAN IN WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES AND YELLED “WHAT KIND OF DISNEY MOVIE KILLS KIDS” THEN WENT BACK HE CAME INTO THE KITCHEN AND HES MUMBLING STUFF LIKE
natashabartons: peggypotts: Chris Evans and Stan Lee on the set of The Avengers #this makes me really sad #because if you ignore the wiring and all the cameras and such #it looks like steve was just at that cafe #and he just happened to encounter
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
i cannot fathom the amount of fics there are about nepeta just breaking into tears because she got rejected by karkat, they are so tiring how about we get a fic where karkat pissed nepeta off and he’s trying hard to apologize and get her to forgive
thejamesboyle: poehlerization: omg my 11-year-old brother was screaming so my mom and I rushed into the room asking him what was wrong and he just goes, “I DROPPED THE BASS” and then starts cracking up oh and you just happened to be there with
sexualhornyhousewife: Yes! I love it when Im riding him and he just gets so into it and looses it and starts pounding me the way he wants it ;)
wildboye: My buddy and I have been working out together and we were doing measurements tonight and he just sent me this pic. He is TOO hung for his own good. SHOW OFF.
angrylolita: basedgosh: *pretends to understand the movie reference you just made* yeah, stay gold too, horse man…………………………whatever that means…………….
Maxi Iglesias OMFLG He just keeps getting better and better…and this is not even his final form!!!
i have drawn nothing but this very large, hairy bearded man for the past 20 minutesi have no picture i just wanted to share this fact
ohthelinsanity: what if tenzin went through a rebellious teen stage and he grew out his hair and he just had this long flowing mane and that’s why linzin happened
equalistmako: equalistmako: when I asked for a guest’s name so I could check him in he said “Mako” and I was absolutely positive I’d misheard him so I asked him to spell it and he just called down to ask for the wifi password and I got to
