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Your wife guided your head down and asked you, “honey, wouldn’t you like to make me come too; I would like to come one more time.”
So I just met Toshio Maeda The man that made tentacles and monsters so damn popular in hentai I showed him my works and he wondered how I wasn’t a professional I’m kinda crying right now
rhythmized: Jonghyun appearing with gifts for the winners: flower, balloon, and…banana
There’s too much on my mind and I really need to talk about it and I just can’t vent it out on here
indevan replied to your post: I went onto the Shingeki no Kyojin Kink Meme (shut… yes yes please let it be good Armin gets outed by Connie and he tells the rest of the cadets, which is sad. But there’s lots of Eren and Mikasa willing
laguzmage: officialsmashmouth: catzfish: What if Bobba fett was really into vore and was just looking for an excuse to fall in that pit. Like “oh noooooo Han broke my jetpack~” and he just purposely falls into it. why would you make me read this
hubbyswhore: Hubbys friend filled me with cum and just kept fucking me. My pussy was completely soaked with his cum and he just kept pounding away on my sloppy cunt. http://hubbyswhore.tumblr.com/
beniseragaki: AU where Sly Blue continues to come out sometimes and Koujaku just kind of deals with it until Aoba comes back. Sly is hella thirsty but Koujaku’s a stand up guy and won’t do anything unless Aoba’s in control. except for that one
jehovahhthickness: jehovahhthickness: Why would you cheat on Beyoncé tho? Out of all people. If Beyoncé can get cheated on, us average and ugly hoes have no hope. Niggas truly ain’t shit. Truly. Sincerely, A nigga
delightfulgalaxies: yiffmaster: tiebelt: this is wild…… what a mess honestly like this album cover wouldve been really cool but i cant unsee this now and it just looks really damn silly like just look at him and then look at the size of the windows
mixedican: novitiate2017: Men get pegged Dudes get fucked raw every day and still don’t understand women, just listen to women and believe what they say, damn
the-kingy: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers. Eren Week: Day 7 - Happy Birthday
history1970s: im watching my little pony tales and this oldass janitor pony just showed up and he makes me uneasy
bornavillain: this guy is kind of a weirdo and he asks me once a month to hang out and today i just
commanderinqueef: today at the park some guy broke his ankle and one of the people said “give him some lettuce” and everyone just stared at him for like 7 seconds until he said “I meant ice”
theboywhofangirled: I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”
nintendette: hdlynn:nintendette:I went to Starbucks, and told my barista friend to “Just fuck me up” and he gave me a drink with every single syrup.But was it good?NO
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
ianthe: so my dad has his own facebook fan page and he just asked if I saw his most recent update and just omg dad
sanctferum: chongoblog: kouha: kouha: Prestidigitation was created so that you can piss someone else’s pants And its a cantrip so you can just. Keep doing it I pointed this out to my DM and he just fucking left the voice call without a word
thelowlysatsuma: magicalboye: I just taught my dad what the word cishet was and he just walked down the stairs and said “cishet coming down” op what is it like knowing your dad is the funniest motherfucker on the planet
mintyskulls: some soroku eating ramen for vvhitetbh i think roxas would be one of those people who eats the blocks of cheap ramen dry and just pours the seasoning on it. meanwhile sora eats it normally and he just looks at roxas like
setfiretotherain–blog: “April just sort of loves this big goofy guy, and he just loves her and the fact that somebody like her would appreciate him. That’s something that real love is actually based on — in real life, love is based a lot
heartisinyourdream: This is one of my favorite 5sos photos cause they are just so frigging cute Like Mikey is doing his cute little smile and he just looks super happy and there is a reason I am a Michael girl But Cal is so figging cute ((also the arm
myreligioniskindness: explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference
hazzaloujah: hazzaloujah: sea-life-and-sunshine: hazzaloujah: im laughing this is nialls friend im laughing so hard if my friends ever get famous i will totally do this omygod i just We know owen because this is him AND HE JUST
That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug
smiles-sunsets-and-sarcasm: That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell
She was half asleep when he moved on top of her, kissed my wife’s neck. She didnt know at the time that it was my brother, not me…..All she knew was that she wanted him. She parted her legs and he just slipped in so easily.When he whispered in
myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”
myreligioniskindness:explosion2: myreligioniskindness: my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference
discoronie:i went to bed like this. waited until he was basically half asleep to tell him, and he just hugged me and said “we can talk about it tomorrow” 🥺
animericans: gmby: animericans: gavin mood board wait that’s this kid’s name? how is he so ubiquitous? why is he so bothered? his name is gavin and he just can’t catch a break
sirnsubpage: Getting some action at 3:30am before I had to go to work. A couple strokes in my mouth and he just about blew his load. And he tested the new dildo. I was thoroughly fucked before work! 😍
cartoonsandincest: My brother thought that incest was gross. One look at me and mom fucking each other and he just had to join in. Now he’s our little fuck toy.
russianspacegeckosexparty: actualvampireang: my boyfriend said he was gonna email me this ~fantasy~ about us, so i’m expecting a dirty email and he just sent it and it starts off with five paragraphs of worldbuilding i swear to fucking god. Imagine
I think my dad is seriously considering buying me a cinteq (which is expensive as FUCK) for christmas and im like ‘oh my gosh nonono thats okay, its super expensive, ive been researching some cheaper non name brand ones!!!’ and he told me that he
shortkingzuko:zuko is the type to be like “anytime i feel an emotion i don’t like, i work out.” mai breaks up with him (cuz theyre both gay) and he immediately goes on a 20 km run. azula teases him a bit too much and he just starts doing pushups.
not that i actually care for cardin orjaune as a character, but i would be amused if he just suddenly came back and was a decent person lmao
curiousgirlseeking:dirtylittlebookworm:Unf. Okay. I have SUCH A THING for the clothed male, nude female (CMNF) kink. Like. LIKE. Like like like. Okay. When he undresses you or makes you get undressed and he just keeps his clothes on while he’s hurting
vorpalsuicide: laina: the only thing vine is good for is jerome jarre’s vines. he’s a french guy living in new york and he just likes to make people smile he’s the cutest thing ever I love this so much ! My kinda guy
