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useyourwandbro: aimlesslyrambling: nightgales: #this is actually the most miserable quote in existence I bet half the people reblogging this have no idea what it’s from XD ^nevertheless they’re allowed to like it
sketchkun: “I’m your Prince Charming, Shinji-kun” -actual canon quote from Kaworu Nagisa
mebemae: based on the quote on the commentary for LTM! this was actually from last year but i couldn’t finish so i ended up redoing most of it jesus. so yeah, happy belated kagepro day! *throws confetti*
feathery-soul: depressing—quotes: agnosticwitch: feathery-soul: sherlck: wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything what the hell
breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is
lady-feral: borospaladin: cutely-perverted: prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never
supernaturalapocalypse: notyourmistakes-deactivated2021: “I actually dreamed the end of the series." (x) Jensen by far dreamed up the saddest ending to Supernatural.
gallusrostromegalus: prokopetz: What “Fratricide" Actually Means: murder of one’s sibling What “Fratricide” Sounds Like It Should Mean: “Oh my god, they killed Chad!” Consider: All frat members are Bros, dude.
hello2mybitchez: welldeservedrestraint: it vibrates at 5 intensities, is very quiet and I have the remote. -Y Tell me mooooooooooooore. I’m beyond interested in this. -F That was actually part of the quote from whoever I reblogged this from.
iridessence: afternoonsnoozebutton: A shitty little band called “Day Above Ground" just released their music video for a song called “Asian Girlz”. I’m actually not exaggerating when I say that this may literally be one of the most
desex-your-ecks: I wasn’t actually going to post this up, but I woke up today and thought about this conversation from yesterday and it made me really fucking mad.—-“Women just aren’t clear about what they want. They just need to say no." How
brashblacknonbeliever: This is a thing that actually happened. A white woman thought it’d be a great idea to use a quote from Audre Lorde to start her piece that attacks Black women. When Black women on twitter took offence to this and told her how
pockysquirrel:zenpencils:ROBERT FULGHUM: A mutual weirdness [tumblr | facebook | instagram]1) This comic is awesome2) They actually attributed that quote to the right person3) I had this read at my wedding.
luvyourselfsomeesteem:youngbadmanbrown:thesassyblacknerd:batreaux:Hannibal Buress, on Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber Hope he was serious.The rest of the quote is even better:“Actually, you should thank me for participating in this extremely
amandaonwriting: The Top 12 Shakespeare Quotes 23 April has been adopted as Shakespeare’s birthday (he was baptised on 26 April 1564, and his actual date of birth is unknown). It is also World Book Day or World Book and Copyright Day - a yearly
ngoziu: anotherbrittneywilliams: Still doing this! In my spare time I’m actually working on a short, one-shot type, “manga-esque" comic based on our pals at the Daily Planet all because I can’t get this idea out of my head. I apologize in
queenbean03: dnlhrn: wow god forbid kids have fun on the internet with games they like I just read that article though and it’s actually positive. Here’s a quote: Riffing on the term “fursona,” referring to a personalized animal avatar, fans are
pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about. All that good Old Testament shit. And they talk
brotherhoot: brotherhoot: can’t believe there’s actually a book with this title I started reading the book and here are some quotes from its preface:
nightgales: #this is actually the most miserable quote in existence
classwaru: “I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about "thanking veterans for their service.” As a veteran let me just be very straightforward and honest with you. We didn’t “serve our country”; we don’t actually serve
did-you-kno:“I actually wanted to start when I was seven. But my mum was like, "you’re too young, calm down. I want to (finish the course) in two years. Then I’m going to do my PhD in financial maths when I’m 13. I want to have my own
pervocracy: postwhitesociety: hm I think the “women are mysterious” thing can also come from: 1) Women actually being quite clear, but not telling men what they want to hear. "She said she doesn’t want to talk to me? So many mixed messages
the-zodiac-key: I wish tumblr actually gave a shit about Greece right now. Everyone’s happy to reblog posts of pictures of Santorini and the Greek islands and to read books based of Greek mythology and quote Greek philosophers and live in countries
accio-shitpost: after the battle of hogwarts, harry potter actually just bought a farm and lived as a muggle “this is the fucking life,” he was quoted as saying during his morning ritual of flipping the bird in the general direction of the ministry
feminainvicta: Just a reminder that Cece McDonald is still in jail for *actually* defending herself against racist, transphobic neo-Nazis who were trying to murder her and her friends. quote from ritchandfamous
huffingtonpost: This is a quote by John Adams, who would become the second president of the United States declaring that Independence Day is actually on July 2. So find out why we celebrate it on July 4th here. suck it calenders!
inversedd: While some of those “Thinspiration” quotes are actually crazy, some can be re-purposed for some tastier encouragement. i love a good irony. my tumblr history can really be summed up iin this post. come for the firspo, stay for the community
sassenach-kiss:let’s stop kidding ourselves, we all know the true otp is Jedediah and Octavius from Night At the Museum they quote gay moviesthey watch cat videos on youtube they take selfiesI’m pretty sure they actually became canon in NatM3? come
hooligan-nova: humanityinahandbag: lucasnoahs: trjoel: “Millennials are so entitled" Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend
naughty-aunt: bethanybdsm: “Good girl. Keep going! I might actually have an orgasm this time. Let me send your “young stud of a husband" a little video showing what a good little pussy eater you are becoming.“ That day
allotherlinksaretaken: These people on Facebook have an obsession with putting cheesy quotes as their captions for their profile pictures that relate nothing to their current lives or the actual picture itself, and sharing it so that they can get more
cammadanar: Yoshida also drew photos for the original show (I think I read somewhere that his drawings were tests for how the photos would look and they liked them so much that they just used them in the actual show. Don’t quote me on that, I can’t
kai-suteki: nappychan: babybutta: cocojigglypuff: soulbrotherv2: So you think our continued and unbridled use of the word “nigga" is harmless? This is an actual store locate in Taiwan that sells hip hop clothing. You see, the rest of the
sancophaleague: Folorunsho Alakija… “The Richest Black Woman in the World"… It is popular belief that Oprah Winfrey is the Richest Black Woman in the world and according to Forbes she is, but in all actuality a born and raised Nigerian
thickthighing: meet-you-in-neverland: spattergroit101: don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably and wake up
kleopxtra: packtheammo: lolsomeone-actually: michelldanielle: abathingabe: thecommonchick: “I am not Netflix you cannot pause me" 😂😂 😂😂😂 Me. NEVER BEEN SO REAL YALL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
lokilaufeysonthefrostgiant: farbenfrei: hyliantimelady: Actual five year olds your stuff hu I AM NOT A THING!(My name is Leonard Church and YOU will Fear my LASER FACE!)// I couldn’t help but use a Red vs Blue quote for this X3
kuromi-shinku: loliyanderesha: loliyanderesha: //meanwhile.. DAMN IT IM SO SORRY I DREW WRONG QUOTE, ITS ACTUALLY “STOP PULLING MY FACE TOWARDS YOUR DAMN CROTCH” OMG OMG OH MY GODNESS IM SO freaking SORRY OH MY GOSH HOW CAN I DID THAT HORRIBLE
anoncentral: : “as an African…" [x] - Chimamanda Adichie’s “The Danger of a Single Story”gif Same as most Americans think Muslims = Terrorists. This is because they think television people are real and are “actually” informing
thegirlwiththedragonobsession: helloeverybodymynameisnotsogrump: jetpack-johnny: netyuna-chan: professor-rossa: “I cried, actually. I cried. Then I said out loud, ‘This is not why I became an actor’" - Sir Ian McKellen I don’t understand
trebled-negrita-princess: youngbadmanbrown:thesassyblacknerd:batreaux:Hannibal Buress, on Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber Hope he was serious.The rest of the quote is even better:“Actually, you should thank me for participating in this extremely
thunderboltsortofapenny:meet-you-in-neverland:spattergroit101:don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably and wake
busket: sodaflower: sassy-gay-quote: timeywimeywlnchesters: this is the most depressing thing on this website He’s a pornstar now Uh, no. He didn’t become a pornstar. Steve Burns actually left because he didn’t want to make a career out of
gingerkid232: myshadowsheart: fuckingavengers: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Yes! Finally! I’ve waited for this to show up on my dash! (x) I actually use this as
There should not be quotes, that is his actual title, CNN.
cracked: “I have always hated that damned James Bond. I’d like to kill him.” — Sean Connery, srsly, an actual for-real quote 5 Famous Actors Who Hate Their Most Iconic Roles #5. Sean Connery Wishes He Could Kill James Bond Who doesn’t
radical-rin: medusas-trophy-wife: sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real
myreitha:“Death is a rare mercy”Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places
thedrarry: potters: Book Quotes: - Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix I love remembering how sassy book harry actually is
theoreticalconstruct: truestoriesaboutme: resting-meme-face: is this Dark Water? This is a Jack Handey quote, actually. People talk about certain writers shitposting before shitposting was a thing, but Jack Handey practically invented shitposting.
cousinnick: trisshawkeye: shattered-earth: maxeth: steel-kun: dream-cassette: steel-kun: Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth" imma need some context on that cause WHAT? “forests” = minuscule
socialistexan:Why is are people so shocked and aghast at this quote? She’s not wrong. In most other functioning representative democracies, usually parliamentary systems, minor parties have an actual presence in government. AOC and Bernie have a
uncutguy93: ‘Restoring, so not actually uncut. Gets to 6" when hard. 65 yo, Nevada’ @naturalprong / Thanks for submitting!!! ;)www.uncutguy93.tumblr.com/archive ……………… Submissions are accepted by clicking here or at uncutguy93@gmail.com
incorrect-kingdom-hearts-quotes:Vanitas, after possessing Ventus: now that i have control over y-Ventus: y'know.. this is actually kind of hot, if you think about it.. romantic, even. in a wayVanitas: *immediately exorcises himself*
![pockysquirrel:zenpencils:ROBERT FULGHUM: A mutual weirdness [tumblr | facebook | instagram]1) This comic is awesome2) They actually attributed that quote to the right person3) I had this read at my wedding.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/e88ffe72d5e680902af617aa59dc6e4e/tumblr_njkvxk0iNd1rzlgoko1_250.jpg)
![anoncentral: : “as an African…" [x] - Chimamanda Adichie’s “The Danger of a Single Story”gif Same as most Americans think Muslims = Terrorists. This is because they think television people are real and are “actually” informing](https://64.media.tumblr.com/620ff0a9628a2fff9b4f6c67123b4ebb/tumblr_mxrduekVVP1t7lcwao2_250.gif)
