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austincoswingers: sexysassycolor: Panties quote Not a bad rule actually.
Inner monologue: "HAHAHAHA, she actually thinks Im an ARMY SNIPER. Im am so gettin’ some pussay….“
Finally established myself here. <3 Feels like home so much. Love the new, big monitor, drawing is gonna be a blast with so much space. (had a small 17" 5:4 one back home.) Now I actually can livestream and draw at the same time comfortably! I
lovinglyhandmadepornography: from “This isn’t a thing people actually really do, right?”That’s a precise quote, but she may have been a little distracted at the time.
Because I had nothing better to do than quote Soundgarden songs for hours. Actually, I did, but I was too lazy to do anything more important. Click on the image to make it full size, I think…. I’m new here.
lisifa: Day 6. “Husky" I actually had to look this word up to get ideas what to draw for this prompt. I thought Jasper would perfectly fit this prompt, so I did a sort screenshot redraw kind of thing with this one. Just to get a feel
MADPlay “Sam & Max Hit The Road”, Part 2: “Better Call Godzilla” Based on the short story: “Madhog and Devar Actually Play The Game." — TWITTER: https://twitter.com/AdrianoBordoni1 SUPPORT MADHOG ON PATREON:
Gosh heck it Avast, I just wanna play my game (I downloaded it and avast said “hol up dont play that its prolly a virus cuz its a dot exe")(Its actually called UberHot) Its a combination of “Super Hot” and “Hotline Miami”
maxeth: steel-kun: dream-cassette: steel-kun: Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth" imma need some context on that cause WHAT? “forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be,
pjlowry:I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about.
witchspell-deactivated20180525: infinite list of princesses; yeom haein (laboum) ♡ "I pretend like I don’t care about my hair, but I actually pay alot of attention to it!“
triple-quote-omo: “Oh you have to pee do you? Well how do you like the sound of pouring rain? Or perhaps the splashes of feet in Wet puddles.”“Stooooooop!”“Oh my god, you’re actually going to piss yourself arent you?”
jrpg: actual top 5 phrases the bourgeoisie are strangling the working class oh fuck yum w, effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗" :
thequantumqueer: orochimemelord: severus-snape-is-a-butt-trumpet: is there a word for “i was instantly good at a lot of things as a quote-unquote gifted child, and, as a result, i was able to skate by without ever being taught how to actually learn
“Oh hon…thats not the best part! They actually get up six days a week and go to ….ready?. WORK! "OMG! You mean like…at a factory or something? ” “Yes! And they make barely enough to stay alive!”
nightgales: #this is actually the most miserable quote in existence
triple-quote-omo: “Oh you have to pee do you? Well how do you like the sound of pouring rain? Or perhaps the splashes of feet in Wet puddles.” “Stooooooop!” “Oh my god, you’re actually going to piss yourself arent you?”
hooligan-nova: humanityinahandbag: lucasnoahs: trjoel: “Millennials are so entitled" Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend
mettic: listen ill keep it real, I dont think there’s every been a “incorrect *franchise* quotes” blog thats actually funny.
incorrect-harry-potter-quotes: Snape: What a surprise. Lazy, just like your father. Harry: No, actually, I’m lazy in a way that’s entirely my own.
cryptid-sighting:socialistexan:Why is are people so shocked and aghast at this quote? She’s not wrong. In most other functioning representative democracies, usually parliamentary systems, minor parties have an actual presence in government. AOC
unwrittensoul: “We’re living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us."
prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about. straight up, These are the type
thunderboltsortofapenny:meet-you-in-neverland:spattergroit101:don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably and wake
karnythia:thunderboltsortofapenny:meet-you-in-neverland:spattergroit101:don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably
triple-quote-omo: “Aww did you pee your pants, thats super adorable!”“No shut up. I am not five!”“But you’re so adorable! I cant believe you actually had an accident!”
breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is
breelandwalker: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding
maxeth: steel-kun: dream-cassette: steel-kun: Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth" imma need some context on that cause WHAT? “forests” = minuscule form of what trees on Earth can be, basically
floreum: floreum: I finished this quite a while ago and for some reason never uploaded it.Based on this concept by Olivia830 I should really go back and finish this one day…. Heh, despite what the original quote says, it wasn’t actually done. I
kohai-prince: titan-senpai: cutely-perverted: prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never
transvivienne: boychic: black-morticia: I can’t believe Blizzard gifted us with Hanzo “Beefcake” Shimada but as YET to show us him actually lifting heavy shit. I want to see this 5'8" man throwing around Reinhardt’s hammer like it’s
slbtumblng: cherripetalz: “La vie est drôle" Cherriko Cosplay | Flutter-Tee PhotographyI actually have a lot of Ragyo photos to post, both derp and underp~ Also please please go check out Flutter-Tee because she diligently photoshopped the
kirbot12: Pamela the Kirby (Deadly Rock Queen)Toxic Kirbio/Copy User (tho she doesnt know)Age: 24Height: 5'1"Brief History/Bio: She actually came from the past. Rock was her passion when she was a kid even though her rich parents refused to let
mirandarightsofficial: That time Bulma had a 20" waist. Day 24 of #31diystilhalloween was Bulma in her bunny costume! This was actually my planned cosplay for #OttawaComicCon back in May but my wig didn’t come in time 😭 I might be bringing
oh-pobrecita: radladiesunite: escapethecult: Screen grabs and quotes from the documentary “My Transgender Summer Camp” feat. sexist parents who transed their two-year-old because he liked glitter. I guess if I’d been born ten years after my actual
ipaiwithmylittleeye: “N-No, no, I’m not sad about this. Quite the opposite actually…!”Toyed with the idea that as the years go by, Mattie’s default breast size permanently gets up to this big. Don’t quote me on this though.
the quote unquote movie that explores the masculine ideal is actually one of the sweetest love stories i’ve ever read/seen
fuckcrazycouple: Prelim to this morning’s anal. I’m actually looking up at the boy’s ass as he snapped this pic. He loves what he calls my “"pussy sleeve”, which is his term for the waymy cunt stretches outwards when he’s on an outward
datcatwhatcameback: thecrimsonarcher: Can you believe I had a customer to actually tell me that he believed people got depression because and I quote, “They didn’t get their ass busted enough when they were kids”? Oh really? So, physical abuse
ifuckingloveronweasley: i actually died omg FERREAL WHEN I FOUND OUT THAT HAMILTON QUOTE WASN’T THE RIGHT HAMILTON, I SOBBED.
knowyourmeme: Because it is beautiful. KYMdb - Dolan hungercity: why did i make this
savarend replied to your post: “ahhh is this trans*!armin fic :DDDDD” “…ok he… god cis people what the fuck I feel weird all over about this. The author actually wrote a fic that was inspired by the same headcanon "we
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missespeon: i love how now that its been out that that miyazaki quote is fake suddenly all the completely good points people said about the anime industry are suddenly ridiculous and invalid even though miyazaki literally actually said otaku culture
lionmighty: bumbarbie: brinajay-27: rudegyalchina: s-xamayca: hoesnevergetcold: oh my gawd Y'all tried the fuck outta bae 😭😭 She actually shaded the fuck outta white people too lol “Took it to Kansas and made it Caucasian"😂😂
Started thinking about that gemini quote and I could put it into actions like this:Thinking like a genius = me having multiple ideas that I can mix with each other and they still make perfect senseWriting like a distinguished author = me actually writing
weaponsgradegains: Part 3 of “Famous quotes famous people totally actually said.” You wouldn’t go against our founding father and first President would you? No you would not.
weaponsgradegains: I made a thing, to reflect one of the greatest Albert Einstein quotes of all time. He actually said this, obviously.
issei-sata-kentaro:OMG haha before Good Morning Call, Issei and Nanako (that “15 year old" daughter of Uehara’s cafe boss) played two h*rny snoggin partners in Hirugao! xDDDD They actually look good together tho. DAYUM Kentaro is an aggressive
kittydenied: Here are the rest of the bunny maid pics from my most recent task. :) It turns out that if you actually need housework done- I’m a very ineffective maid.. Or to quote Sir, “Wow, you’re a really shitty maid.” lolThankfully, Sir has
asianboysloveparadise: Chinese Gay Series “ My Lover and I" Episode 3. THE GROOMSMAN This is a sad but real story about a gay couple whose the top was force to marry a girl by his mother and his lover. Actually, there’re millions of gay
pkthunders: FAVORITE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS 20 | 50 - “Well… in the end, it boils down to two simple choices. Either you do or you don’t. You’d think with all the problems in this world, there’d be more than two answers. It’s not fair…
feminist-space: sanityscraps: fyoras-holy-butthole: I STARTED BREATHING HEAVILY AT THE STEAK TEST FUCK THAT HELPS wait what i’m confused about how the steak test is actually supposed to work??? The meat gets tougher the more “done" it is.
marrecarandgi: Star Wars incorrect quotes part 13, where it actually takes two to make a pair
misstylersmith: simonalkenmayer: captainino: cousinnick: trisshawkeye: shattered-earth: maxeth: steel-kun: dream-cassette: steel-kun: Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth" imma need some
