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So I’m new to tumblr. Just made this one actually to share my ass. Recently moved and left my two dildos behind. Had an 18" double dong that I would shove 17" of it up my ass and was soooooo close to getting that last inch in. And a 10"
drillbot: queenston: the grammatical incorrectness of the singular “they" is widely misconstrued. i hear this argument a lot and don’t know what grounds it actually has. the singular “they" has been in use since the 1400s and has been
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Drawings of Madge of Honor at Dr. Sketchy’s Boston. Ink & watercolor on paper, 11"x14" Yes, she was actually posing with her pet snake. That boa was totally all about hiding out in her jungle of hair.
by MrRoper518 My custom 12" Luke Stormtrooper. Circa 1996. It’s a kit bash of a 12" Luke body fuzed onto a Stormtrooper. The helmet actually fits on the head.
inaccurate-dbz-quotes: xxazulxxel: @inaccurate-dbz-quotes I think i’ll stop here 😂 ♥️♥️♥️ You know what’s even funnier? I can actually see this happening in canon.
dulect: meatbicyclevevo: captoring: 4w-k: all time favorite quote c: shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. actually it’s sholderersuersould that suet part always gets me
pinacoladamatata: “carry me?" "fine” i probably won’t ever actually finish this so….
funsexydragonball: inaccurate-dbz-quotes: xxazulxxel: @inaccurate-dbz-quotes I think i’ll stop here 😂 ♥️♥️♥️ You know what’s even funnier? I can actually see this happening in canon.
datcatwhatcameback: glenn-griffon: amygdala-schmygdala: Treatments from an age gone by… From bertc.com Ah from the days when this was “medicine" not “felonies" Sad part? A lot of it actually works. The crappy medicine we have today
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Finally amongst all “NERF GANY” posts I found a voice that actually makes sense (yes I’m biased because Gany is my latest baby):“"He always strips the target": No 30% unskilled 50% skilled, can be resisted“He proc violent": This
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stylishirish: stylishirish: “hey can we go in your room" "no" "why not" y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it
pussycola: the problem with a white woman like gaga wearing a burqa is that when she does it, it’s “avant-garde" and “edgy" and “fashionable" when an actual muslim woman wears a burqa, people either pity her because they think
pahz-takes-a-tumble: JIMMY SMASH! (not an actual quote) on Flickr.
Quotes from my chemistry substitute teacher (who is actually a basketball teacher)
smallherosix:vices-with-virtues:smallherosix:disney-beauty:steampowered-tardis:disney-beauty:Too bad old walt was a HUGE FRICKIN’ RACISTThat’s not true.Actual quote from Floyd Norman (the first African American animator at Disney): “When I came
koalaboob:smallherosix:vices-with-virtues:smallherosix:disney-beauty:steampowered-tardis:disney-beauty:Too bad old walt was a HUGE FRICKIN’ RACISTThat’s not true.Actual quote from Floyd Norman (the first African American animator at Disney): “When
unicornbl000d: gaylegee: whatjanesays: ticklefighting: potterheadschamber: Floridians during a hurricane. accurate “It ain’t even a Category 3 … the mall is still open.” - actual quote from the last hurricane I was in. As a Floridian
campusbeefcake: im pretty sure these are actual quotes from the show.
thewondersofspace: anthropwashere: lyinginbedmon: ithelpstodream: out of this world trolling lmao For bonus context, the actual quote they’re citing for this protest comes from Edgar Mitchell (1930-2016), who flew in Apollo 14 and was the sixth person
wickedwitch-of-the-left: otto-woods: weaver-z: How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission: Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission: also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first
molothoo:lyinginbedmon: ithelpstodream: out of this world trolling lmao For bonus context, the actual quote they’re citing for this protest comes from Edgar Mitchell (1930-2016), who flew in Apollo 14 and was the sixth person to walk on the Moon. The
writing-prompt-s: “Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.” Actual quote by G.K. Chesterton. It’s time to fix this.
whatjanesays: ticklefighting: potterheadschamber: Floridians during a hurricane. accurate “It ain’t even a Category 3 … the mall is still open.” - actual quote from the last hurricane I was in.
momoppi: happy valentines day <3these are actual quotes from the game
werewolfblake: skywalkerstyle: the real question is why spongebob dialogue fits so seamlessly with drag queens arguing I THOUGHT THESE WERE ACTUAL QUOTES FROM DRAG RACE. I didn’t even question it
missharpersworld: i like this more than the actual quote from the movie !!
feministjudge: “F&*@! I can’t seem to fit ‘the place where you go when you go up the stairs’ into an iambic pentameter. I’ll call it…..’upstairs!’ They’ll never know the difference!” —Actual Quote from Bill Shakespeare
silent-cannibal: absolut-niemand: In Germany we don’t say “I don’t care" we say “Das ist mir Wurst" which roughly translates as “This is sausage to me" I think that’s beautiful. no you don’t understand we actually do say
“wounded animals keep falling from the sky”
yvonnism: I can’t believe the bae actually quoted one of my cheesy comics lololol
ilovehugelabia70: Heres another… actual quote “open your legs baby ive been DREAMING OF YOUR SNATCH ALL DAY!”
capturingmee: oh really cause the world would be a much better place if this was actually true.
“It’s pretty weird seeing Karen [in her underwear]. Actually seeing she can be sexy is quite weird, frankly, because I just know her as ‘Stupid Face Karen’. Men love her, don’t they? But she’s just so ridiculous.” - Matt Smith
oneleggedhershel: #THESE ARE ACTUAL QUOTES
“I got 99 problems"—no, I’m just kidding. Did you ever watch the movie Love Actually where Hugh Grant’s voiceover says, "If you look around, love actually is all around”? That’s my favorite motto.
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third-eyes: indie-moonlight: Why aren’t there more people like David in this world, the planet would actually stand a chance then ✧
javiptrsn: 2/24/19 - ‘Saint Lucy’, ceramics (with gold overglaze), 7" x 5.5" x 1" this is actually a wall piece!
quotes: Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place.
just-be-honest-with-me: I swear to God I say this like at least once a day but worded differently and I’ve only just found out this is an actual quote
thoughtsofablackgirl: If Black Women Said The Stuff White Men Say. “I got prairie fever" thequintab is in it!!
thatbadbrother: Actual quote from me to my sister “ I don’t care if dad walks in here and catch us, He can watch or get the fuck out ” Come chat with me on Yahoo Messenger and I’ll tell you more tha120@yah00.com
actually i remember one time when i was like 8 or 9 and Cinderella was on and i was just making faces at all the lovey dovey shit and i was like “gross, who wants a stupid prince when you can rule a kingdom"
stability:stability: I’m so excited for my wedding I even know what my first dance is gonna be to
17mul: aceunibomber06: carefreeblackho:@common Exactly white people invented racism because they thought that they were superior over people of colour that’s an actual quote by Albert Einstein !
rabidlitmajor: i-run-a-trash-blog: Doctor Who Season 4 but it’s Buzzfeed Unsolved It took me several of these before I realized they weren’t actual quotes the DoctorDonna era was just Like That
ajl0058: “being a ‘trophy’ isn’t such a bad life, actually."
peterparqer: okay, look, i know i have a great ass. hell, mister, i could probably crack a coconut between my buns a’ steel if i wanted to. and yes, i know my shorts accent how truly spectacular my whoopee cakes are…but what makes ya think it’s
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keena-kapu: Ladies and gentlemen, an actual quote from @dashingicecream
![“It’s pretty weird seeing Karen [in her underwear]. Actually seeing she can be sexy is quite weird, frankly, because I just know her as ‘Stupid Face Karen’. Men love her, don’t they? But she’s just so ridiculous.” - Matt Smith](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqgvepLhCR1qgyarho1_250.png)
