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“Baby, my boyfriend fucked me really hard last night and my pussy is still really sore… Â do you think you can make yourself cum by rubbing your cock just like this?"Â Sometimes he wasn’t sure if she was actually sore or if she
“I figured that people might be interested in testing out the whole “getting off by crossing your legs and rocking”. [also] "I can actually do it as well, but only if I wear really tight pants or boxers. If i wear tight pants all I have
“After learning from you that nothing was wrong with me and I actually was just one of those girls that squirts like a hose, I decided to warn my boy, with whom I’d just started to fool around. He kind of brushed it off with a "Yeah,
rabbitmyrabbit: cutely-perverted: prettyboyshyflizzy: pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about
nosmir: Actually, since reply posts don’t seem to have zoom, or maybe they do— either way the one that this sketch replied to didn’t have full zoom possible, so I’ll just post stuff as their own thing and quote the question or something. TUMBLR
luisgpiercing: So, since I saw a post earlier that called an inner labia a princess albertina, I figured I’d post what an actual princess albertina is. This is a healed princess albertina done with a 10ga 3/8" titanium captive bead ring.
Used up cunt hole. Sadly my 11 ½" hand just will not fit….. Yet.Thanks for the submission, greeneyesnthickthighs, I’m still interested in seeing the video of this you talked about. Nice slack cunt. I actually love that even though she looks
stteevtheslave: “It’s so funny. . He actually pays us for the privilege of doing this." I love to see this! Girls getting what they deserve, This is how male and female life should be, always! Time to realize and submit!
jebbiepinkart: “Lovesick Arnold” and “Lovesick Arnold 2" They’re actually old work from last year…I think…I don’t remember. Ah…teens.
Tattoo Trivia: Robbie “the coon” Koch recently broke the world’s record by inking 577 tattoos in 24 hrs. The old record was held by Kat Von D of the television show, “LA Ink." Update- Hollis Cantrell actually owns the record
intruder001: laurensilkhotwife: “Wait, I have to talk to my husband first. I actually think he might be okay with it." He is
geibuchan: I still want that Sega World plush. It came in three sizes I think.If any of y’all actually get one, buy this voice box from amazon, and load it with a shit ton of Robotnik quotes before sticking it in the doll. The 109 seconds thing is
yourfavoritedork: That’s…actually a really good quote.
queenconsuelabananahammock: thegreatviino: meet-you-in-neverland: spattergroit101: don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh
yourblowjobprincess: yourblowjobprincess-deactivated: Bonnie Rotten and Bruce Venture in Down My Throat 2 (Part 1 of 2) This is only Part 1 of 2, which means: To Be Continued… Correction: The title is actually “Down *the Throat 2."
thepureskin: I find that whenever the time comes for me to actually write something that will be seen by many people, I can’t. At least, not anything meaningful. Look at me, rambling again. I’ll conclude this with a quote I have always found quite
miiissy: I actually love this quote<3
i was drawing this silly fill for this because i refuse to draw actual art from alone on the water because it depressed the motherfucking SHIT out of me, i just can’t even think about it but then i had to read it again to find quotes and now i feel
:Singers do it louder"I’m actually pretty quiet during sex :I
Aug, this took FAR too long to make, but I think it was worth it. ANYWAYS, NES JASON, WHOOO! What’s not so whooo though was the actual game made by (to quote AVGN here) Laughing Joking Numb-nuts.
pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about.
adjustedbiscuit: Tahnorra Week. Day 1: AU, Dragon Age universe. That’s a Zevran quote, I thought it was fitting lol. This idea has actually been with me since I made this art. But I just remembered it that’s why its so late. Sorry!
redbloodedamerica: I believe the actual Franklin quote is “Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.”
breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is
ruthdecay: muse-ician: castiel-is-a-bluebird: sigur-roskolnikov: This tree makes の sense. Best comment in the history of tumblr i think the best part tho is that that character actually is pronounced “no". Palm trees are silly
burrito-john: shubbabang: Happy Valentines day would you believe this is actually a commission i dont know spanish it gets funnier if you know that “burrito" is little donkey, or burrito, and hermosa is for a female. So then he’s saying “Dance
luvyourselfsomeesteem:youngbadmanbrown:thesassyblacknerd:batreaux:Hannibal Buress, on Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber Hope he was serious.The rest of the quote is even better:“Actually, you should thank me for participating in this extremely
toomuchgray: “too young to be so sad" صغير جدًا على الحزن Actually its not my style in design, but as she said: what matters is that you express your feelings.
youngbadmanbrown:thesassyblacknerd:batreaux:Hannibal Buress, on Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber Hope he was serious. The rest of the quote is even better:“Actually, you should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt
I keep thinking about the end quote from the last episode of Criminal Minds, because I actually feel like it’s appropriate for today. It’s a Joseph Campbell quote that goes “We must be willing to let go of the life we planned so as
catsandcunts: awesomephilia: awesomephilia: WHAT THE FUCK WHO WOULD DO THAT APPARENTLY SOMEONE ACTUALLY DID IT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK “Until I had to admit that I pooped in the butter" I am fucking dying
when you do stupid things, stupid things happen. I’ve actually seen a few people fall off the treadmill at gym. "WTF"
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sehunniesmilk: welcome-to-on-crack-exo-zoo: krismegently: I would advise everyone to stop spreading the “fanaccount" about a sasaeng “calling Xiumin fat" as it did not actually happen; it is fake It’s upsetting to see such a fanaccount
meatbicyclevevo: captoring: 4w-k: all time favorite quote c: shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. actually it’s sholderersuersould
shslequius: rinatan: attack on titan au where eren’s insatiable bloodlust is replaced by a burning passion for poorly timed puns THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE MORE PAINFUL THAN THE SERIES CURRENTLY IS, SOMEHOW HAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDD The joke "mi casa"
New Hangeki no Tsubasa "Summer Vacation" class featuring Eren! So did he actually catch that giant fish Levi was holding or…?
I like how some nintendo fans be like “WE WANT NEW IPS/FRANCHISE/SERIES" but then when nintendo actually made something new like Code name S.T.E.A.M. they are all like "NOO WE WANT MORE METROID or F-ZERO” well last time I checked
amporeon: reshiham: canuckistanicefront: reshiham: Someone actually fucking did the math for this assuming shes average height. her boobs appear to be about 1/3 her torso and average torso of a female being 22.6" her boobs are about 7.5"
visualscott: The thing that kills me about “Ur So Gay" is that Katy isn’t singing about a boyfriend who actually turned out to be gay. She’s using “gay" as an insult, because the guy was effeminate, not conforming to her expected gender
godpenis: meatbicyclevevo:captoring: 4w-k: all time favorite quote c: shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. actually it’s sholderersuersould I’m dying omfg this is literally
I can’t sleep because this new bill in Kansas actually really bothers me . Definitely thinking of sending letters, and I’m not even a Kansas resident. I’m reading a news article and the Kansas Governor actually said "Americans
I don’t get why people would just quote him as “bf” lol do you not believe that he actually went out with me because of how I look, do you think so low of me to ACTUALLY think I made up my relationship? Wow, just wow. People now a days,
frozendailydose: jeanprouvaires: “hans isn’t evil enough”“he’s just a douche he’s not actually evil" "he’s so cute he should have ended up with anna!” …you need to shut up this is some real game of thrones
thegoddamazon: visualscott: The thing that kills me about “Ur So Gay" is that Katy isn’t singing about a boyfriend who actually turned out to be gay. She’s using “gay" as an insult, because the guy was effeminate, not conforming to
godpenis:meatbicyclevevo:captoring: 4w-k: all time favorite quote c: shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. actually it’s sholderersuersould I’m dying omfg this is literally so
sixpenceee: TIL that the refrain “when one door closes, another opens" is actually an Alexander Graham Bell quote which he followed by saying “but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones
dulect: meatbicyclevevo: captoring: 4w-k: all time favorite quote c: shoulder shoulder shoulder shoulder your favorite quote. is. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. shoulder. actually it’s sholderersuersould that suet part always gets me
I usually use absurd resolutions. Like, 4800 dpi. But that makes things actually like, 0.00067 inches or some shit. I’ve gone back to using 300 dpi so I could make prints. Like, 10"x16" one’s. But then it looks like shit when viewed
dcradical1: On May 31st, 1921 the town of Greenwood, Oklahoma better known “Black Wall Street" was destroyed by white Terrorist jealous of the economic success of the town’s Black residents. The “Tulsa Race Riots" actually lasted over
aquify: darlin-youre-okay: onlyblackgirl: PSA📡"Ladies your panties shouldn’t be dry at the end of the day" - AND I THANK YOU! Im so glad this video exists 😭 i lmao but it’s actually really good info for any of my followers who
owicitys-blog: “You’re weird." "Sorry.” “No, that was a compliment actually.”
books-n-quotes: “Sometimes I wonder why words can’t actually make us bleed.” — Swati Avasthi, Split (via books-n-quotes)
yourspaghettiisgettingc0ld:Bleach x Atla au returnss!!!Just some doodles n stuff Jushiro in swamp bender uhh fashion?(I think he probs has a particularly large"mole" on his back thats actually where mimi hagi entered from or smth I drew a doodle
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