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simonalkenmayer: captainino: cousinnick: trisshawkeye: shattered-earth: maxeth: steel-kun: dream-cassette: steel-kun: Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth" imma need some context on that
damnguido: “Walter…?” “Oh, Peter! Hello!” “No, You’re just talking to an astral projection, I’m actually still upstairs asleep in my bed.” "You’re just saying that to see if I’m high.”
prokopetz: I’m actually kind of concerned that I won’t be able to resist the urge to troll my hypothetical future children by quoting asinine turn-of-the-millennium Internet memes all the time. LIke, she’ll be acting up or something, and I’ll
kaitlyndrawsmanga: Made a Pearl.Cause Pearl is cool. OUOGonna be using her in some Steven Universe memo pads I’m making. :3 ”Humans find such fascinating ways to waste their time.” Is the quote she’s gonna be saying.The actual picture i’m
jankybones: Here we go, two quote requests done! I might do more later, but for now I actually have plenty in my inbox! Thanks guys!
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breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is
the-zodiac-key:I wish tumblr actually gave a shit about Greece right now. Everyone’s happy to reblog posts of pictures of Santorini and the Greek islands and to read books based of Greek mythology and quote Greek philosophers and live in countries built
unwrittensoul: “We’re living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us."
shouma-sama: at first everyone was like “he’s probably very shy because he always wears that hoodie" when actually
whatsalewd: Actual in-game quote
piwiskiwi: took a little break to actually do a comic since I haven’t been doing them at aLLof course inspiration is from @incorrect-bbs-quotes uvu sorry that it’s messyy(click for better quality :’) )
blktauna: did-you-kno:“I actually wanted to start when I was seven. But my mum was like, "you’re too young, calm down. I want to (finish the course) in two years. Then I’m going to do my PhD in financial maths when I’m 13. I want to
woofety: Ah…oh…ehm… *has no idea what quote to put here…well, to say it all, actually forgets how to speak and write, because… what do you want me to say - ISN’T HIM A VALID REASON??*
erencchi: *A very misleading quote. For RUKA and her fanfic Crimson Heat uuunnffff. It’s so nsfw I love it so much *q* Also, Izanyan in heat as well as Shizuo in a wifebeater (not actually part of the fic but) (•⊙ω⊙•) GO READ IT!! (even
ki-shi: when you are so in love with a quote that you actually draw it :~)
feathery-soul: depressing—quotes: agnosticwitch: feathery-soul: sherlck: wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything what the hell
rizzo69: Actually I’m a Little over 9"
exhibitionistatheart: bumfinger: breelandwalker: feliciakainz: carryonmywaywardalpaca: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother
meet-you-in-neverland: spattergroit101: don’t talk to me unless you can quote this entire scene from memory do not, I repeat, do not picture samuel l. jackson actually saying these lines. you will laugh uncontrollably and wake up everyone in your
pjlowry: I never get tired of reposting this. Every quote you see above are actual texts from the Bible itself. These are just a few examples of the gruesome stuff your pastor never tells you about.
eljackinton: nospockdasgay: busket: sodaflower: sassy-gay-quote: timeywimeywlnchesters: this is the most depressing thing on this website He’s a pornstar now Uh, no. He didn’t become a pornstar. Steve Burns actually left because he didn’t
sexy-uredoinitright: I’m a 5'10" skinny guy. I have always had a complex about my lack of fat on my body. I eat a lot actually but I have a very fast metabolism and active life. Ever since I started posting my own pictures here on my blog, the
some times i forget i’m in a mutual follow with people i know in real life and they post stuff like nice photography and quotes and i’m just sitting here like. oh yeah. you exist. you actually use this shit website. i should probably tone
alltheweirdkidsinoneplace: blackqueerblog: Whole school should be fired. Quote from an acrticle about this steaming pile of transphobic shit: “During an event that prepares children to survive an attack by actual assailants, she was treated as
humanityinahandbag: lucasnoahs: trjoel: “Millennials are so entitled" Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem.
pugglemuggle: i’ve read a lot of fics now and the only constant in every one of them is sammy’s encouragement and then ollie outie when dean and cas actually get together source: WP’s “A FARTBLOG" seriously this person isn’t active right
korrmin: ok but let’s be real here if reid & morgan actually tried having sex reid would totally start spouting off statistics & quoting books like “& the best way to stimulate the penis is -” & morgan would start laughing so hard
medusas-trophy-wife: sex ed in the south is so concerning lmfao. my bible teacher taught it and he told us women cant actually orgasm. his evidence was that he’d been with his wife for 30 years and I quote “if the female orgasm was real i would have
indikos: “girly ghetto” “gentle ghetto” “soft ghetto” “cyber ghetto" fuck. ghetto. aesthetic. stoppppp it’s so fucking disgusting that these various blogs actually choose to post pictures of me because
missyandtimbaland: sheepreaper:missyandtimbaland: sorry didn’t realize you could be “thug"for rioting for things that actually matter and that a building was more important than a black life because nobody could have been in a building and
avocadosalad: mojave-wasteland-official: thelarkascends: mojave-wasteland-official: No, Mike Pence got fucked by a horse. How else do you get the outside of a horse inside a man? Better? Much. Actually, he’s quoting Ronald Reagan, so Ronald
kingjaffejoffer: youreverydaydaly: sidisi: nahiri: big-bird-nerd: nahiri: big-bird-nerd: maxeth: steel-kun: dream-cassette: steel-kun: Name a conspiracy theory superior in raw power to “there are no actual forests on Earth" imma need
classwaru: “I’ve seen a ton on the facebooks about "thanking veterans for their service.” As a veteran let me just be very straightforward and honest with you. We didn’t “serve our country”; we don’t actually serve
fuyahana: Mei from Overwatch, December 2016’s Reward. Everyone’s favorite chubby psychopath.Please see extra NSFW previews on my Pixiv ★ http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62111588This a quote from her actual in game
roachpatrol: roachpatrol: “i don’t really have depression, i’m actually just a lazy piece of shit" : a conclusion you come to pretty much weekly when you have depression i want to get everyone who reblogged this post together into one
condomdepot: georgetakei:“Lemon Lift” actually might make for a great condom name. And then there’s “English Teatime"…OhMyyy #BagSenseOfHumorSource: I Fucking Love ThisProtecting you from STeaDs!
big-sugar: theunicornkittenkween: takeprideinyourheritage: crashyourcrew: ifebrownsugar: Son. Nostradamus I honestly don’t believe he actually said that. Yall gotta fact check shiiiit: http://www.snopes.com/1998-trump-people-quote/ Damn
nextyearsgirl: saturdaymorning: dykesupremacy: who gives a shit? seriously does anyone actually give a shit? shhh Men act like we force the hair to grow out of our body instead of the “natural hairless state” women are in. (Sarcasm with the quotes
afrocosm: beautedimperfection: afrocosm: babybutchbottom: afrocosm: 1. Bitch, listen. Fatphobia had me down today so I had to show out and remind myself who.tf.I.am. 2. If I could actually walk in heels? Y'all wouldn’t be able to tell my 6'3"
tfiosmovienews: goomy: I think the quote that people repeat from The Fault in our Stars shouldn’t be “As he read, I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” but actually “I want this dragon carrot risotto to become
busket: sodaflower: sassy-gay-quote: timeywimeywlnchesters: this is the most depressing thing on this website He’s a pornstar now Uh, no. He didn’t become a pornstar. Steve Burns actually left because he didn’t want to make a career out of
crossroadscastiel: hiddlestonss: dean meme: three quotes about dean [2/3] » “you can’t stand the thought of being alone.” #actually sam what this all boils down to is dean’s lack of selfworth and self-esteem because your brother?
Instead of focusing on that other part of the interview about Otabek, I think ^this^ is actually the far more important quote from Kubo in Spoon.2di 21 :)
princesspunches: A direct quote from me, actually
thickness-protection-program:samtheghost:my mutuals and i liking each other’s posts without ever actually talking to each other I quote this all the time but it’s literally impossible to explain what the reference material is to another human being
carryonmywaywardalpaca: denerdicon: dearborns: #how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough Guys, btw, this is an actual insult if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding
meggannn: #Thank god I thought this was gonna be another pretentious quote about how Tumblr’s favorite villains are not actually evil #READING THIS WAS LIKE THE BIGGEST PLOT TWIST OF MY LIFE
eridick-amporna: komaedanag1to: seridan: komaedanag1to: why do people take tumblr so fucking seriously one of the most popular posts on this site is literally an orange with comic sans text that says “i killed a man" what if the orange actually
jumpingjacktrash: roachpatrol: dw: when did we replace the word “said” with “was like” i think it’s really interesting and cool actually that language has shifted so that ‘said’ implies that you’re quoting, while ‘was like’ means
nellyisginger: nellyisginger: Everyone who reblogs this will get a random phrase/quote/word in their ask - so long as their ask is open! I’m actually doing this so reblog for a nice surprise!
draco-wolves: thetallawkwardginger: songbard5683: fiestyhysteria: The child actors in Harry Potter would do their actual schoolwork in the movie to make the school setting more real math Definitely math “Eight?"
davestrider-thedickrider: “I want a Ken doll" What people think I mean: What I actually mean:
missespeon: i love how now that its been out that that miyazaki quote is fake suddenly all the completely good points people said about the anime industry are suddenly ridiculous and invalid even though miyazaki literally actually said otaku culture
golden-phoenix-smc: The OOC info: Times given are PST, as I am on Wyrmrest Accord! While Haladrin will be quoting prices to people during RP, I do NOT expect people to actually pay gold for pretend food :) For anyone who does enjoy a more immersive
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