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notajerusalemcricket:notajerusalemcricket:Absolutely not a new observation but i love that the toki pona word for animal, “soweli,” is written like thisfuck man that sure isI have less than 200 followers and this got ~80 notes in the span
colorslashmotion: This is absolutely not suggestive in any way, shape, or form.
ostolero: charlotteinfinityxx: ostolero: dogs deserve to live forever And humans don’t? absolutely not
personaparadise: Will I ever be over Joker in Smash? No. Will I ever get tired of Mama Bayonetta and her little trouble son? Absolutely not. - Mod Velvet *this isn’t an edit or a screenshot, it’s a 3d fanart*
khkeystagram: Sora @Lea hey you should hit it in rapunzel’s tower Riku @Sora uhhh he should absolutely NOT do that Sora @Riku it’s fine @Lea i’ll give you her number Riku @Sora you gave her a phone????? Riku @Sora ??????????????
iamelectricbarbarella: boiclitty: A huge spurt! There are enough videos out there now that show conclusively, that the penis is absolutely not necessary for a male to have an orgasmically fulfilling sex life should his partner decide to lock him
garbage-vin: a thought: genji finds some old tamagotchis at like a flea market or something and buys them for nostalgia’s sake, has a little fun with them. but then zenyatta finds them and just absolutely falls in love with them, like he hears them
lemonsharks: curseworm: human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I’m suspicious
haywireinhell: panickyintheuk: neekcreep: manolowar: Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source] THE SPIDER MAN ONE absolutely not. no no no who gave you the right
grates: grates: im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it
justplainsomething: saphire-dance: musingsandobsessions: lalondes: oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because
unduplicated-thereblogs: toshio-the-starman: sandandglass: The Daily Show, December 8, 2015 The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode. OHP.
thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going
juicylips72: frankly164: juicylips72: juicylips72: juicylips72: otterwidetail218: juicylips72: In she goes 💋👅❤ Oh yes! Can’t be seen in public with no jewelry on, now can we?😈💋 Absolutely not…a girls gotta look her best at all
roxolotl: me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours. me: Understandable have a great day
marblellous: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison:
my-secret-naughty-desires: God lord….absolutely not….tell me more ;-) I know you already realize these things💋
cravehiminallways212: No, it isn’t. It’s a delicious preview of what’s to come…💋 Absolutely not overrated ….. It’s how sparks turn into raging infernos…..💋
earthdad: uncertainscientist: earthdad: do bugs think we’re sexy No. Absolutely not. Most insects have pheromones, that are unique to the species, that attract mates. We smell nothing like these pheromones, so we don’t seem like viable mates to
jaegerdog:Absolutely not… let’s remedy this ..
talesfromtreatment:Can I touch this parking lot feral at work?Absolutely not. Can’t get closer than about 8 feet before they run. But I can play with them apparently as long as I am safely within the car.
uterally: for-redheads: Rossetti Series by Donna Lee Stevens This is beautiful, but THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT HOW YOU PLAY THE HARP, WTF. HOW CAN YOU BE SO IGNORANT????
myfeet4you: Is my dress to short for grocery store? 😈 Absolutely not >:)
keres-4mrhyde: stephaniethewildflower: Nope… Absolutely not
mereperf: ask-miss-frost: Thanks to Tumblr, I know the plot, characters, ships, inside jokes etc. of every single even vaguely popular fandom, but I still have absolutely no clue what Homestuck even is.
“No you may absolutely Not Cum yet baby girl”……….
xbxbygirlx: ostolero: charlotteinfinityxx: ostolero: dogs deserve to live forever And humans don’t? absolutely not Yes
thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going me
ridingastreetglide:lithen:💕Absolutely Not…….Thats the Tumblr staff that gets their panties up their ass!!!!
rootaf: mcnastyland: lgbtfullstop: mcnastyland: lgbtfullstop: mcnastyland: propharah: hearing women say “my wife” and men say “my husband” is therapeutic tbh Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? No it’s absolutely not supposed
justplainsomething: saphire-dance: musingsandobsessions: lalondes: oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line
backseam: “Do you think my skirt is too short?” Absolutely not. In fact you should have it shorter since it’s a hot day outside. And forget about the panties.
: The question is: Was all this legal? Absolutely not
bead-bead: dendropsyche: weloveshortvideos: French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime no way. no way. absolutely not. no. what even are those noises? so adorable.
acciothenoseofvoldemort: rocket meets bucky and sees the metal arm. he opens his mouth to speak. three rooms away peter yells “ABSOLUTELY NOT”
cqhubby: sepultura-alan: Absolutely not. Any man boyfriend husband thinks it is. Something fucking wrong with um Concur. Wifey knows she can have fun with other playmates.
tinydragongina: tomhiddleston-gifs: Tom Hiddleston speaks French… …and my heart melts and my ovaries are gone. no nO NOPE ABSOLUTELY NOT no.
femalevillain: the goal of my makeup use is absolutely not to look natural like my goal is to look Otherworldly and possibly from the moon
marimopet: illumahottie: Absolutely NOT I CANT DO THIS ANTMORE STOP
eukaryotics:*spots myself in a mirror* hey! absolutely not
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