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indecentmag: https://www.patreon.com/indecentmag Absolutely not
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eukaryotics: *spots myself in a mirror* hey! absolutely not
yeonjune: (220512) yeonjun ✙ ‘good boy gone bad’
dancingwith-a-strawberryswisher: d0gbl0g: dendropsyche: weloveshortvideos: French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime no way. no way. absolutely not. no. :}:}:}:}:} Oh. My. God. I want him.
opossummypossum: doubledoppio submitted to opossummypossum: My dog found this disastrous Greek tragedy in my backyard. I have no idea how this absolute joke of a possum managed to wedge its face between the two branches but it was 100% stuck there
toshio-the-starman: sandandglass: The Daily Show, December 8, 2015 The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode.
trublulotus: saclfriend: thingstolovefor: Kid was absolutely brutalized by an officer at Central HS. Maced, slammed and pinned The teen’s arrest was captured on a cellphone video and posted to Facebook. In the video, the teen is heard yelling
aromasphere: ultraviolet-techno-ecology: I really worry about how many people in their 20s are just constantly tired all the time. It is absolutely not healthy for people to be worked so hard that every single night the second they come home they are
homosexyality: do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not
aiffe: Korra’s journey I…really thought this was going to end up being more critical of the unnecessary, pointless, and absolutely not benevolent violence Korra was put through.
izstudies: just a friendly reminder that it is summer and there is absolutely nothing wrong with doing fuck all so you’re recharged and chill when school rolls around shatter the false studyblr illusion that you must be productive 24/7, 365 days a
creekfiend:creekfiend:Tom Bombadil should be an aspirational character for everyone with issues setting boundaries actually bc he’s just like Wow that sounds hard. Absolutely not my circus though. Enjoy a song and some bread. Anyway byeLike may
weezly:imreallycoolandfriendly: priestmahad: absolutely not If I saw someone wearing this I would kick their ass Moment of silence for the actual dad’s who buy this, or wives who buy this for their husbands and then have to put up with tumblr mongrels
rootaf: mcnastyland: lgbtfullstop: mcnastyland: lgbtfullstop: mcnastyland: propharah: hearing women say “my wife” and men say “my husband” is therapeutic tbh Isn’t it supposed to be the other way around? No it’s absolutely not supposed
Oh No, hubby! Absolutely not!Caption Credit: Uxorious HusbandImage Credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/attractive-beautiful-casual-fashion-235512/
flr-captions: Oh No, hubby! Absolutely not! Caption Credit: Uxorious Husband Image Credit: https://www.pexels.com/photo/attractive-beautiful-casual-fashion-235512/
saw a style meme thing going around and needed something to draw that required absolutely no brain activity lol so here’s matias in a bunch of styles i enjoy looking at
rolling-for-charisma: fattyatomicmutant: klinkitty: fattyatomicmutant: sandandglass: Morning Joe covers the statements of White House advisor, Stephen Miller. Here you go. The nazis you elected is outright stating their power is absolute. Not quite.
sidewalkwitch: thepizzaqueen: giantpeachy: felweed: railroadsoftware: no no absolutely not. the only thing i’m slapping on him is a little kiss move aside then drop the bat…………….
fumbledeegrumble: setheverman: notforthem: setheverman: what’s the real mood for november? no it’s absolutely not
setheverman: enecoo: setheverman: lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars? Hey Seth, can I have your pink Crocs? absolutely not
stimmystuffs: theycallmelazuli: stimmystuffs: baby it’s mold outside Are you okay thanks for asking! absolutely not
stevita: Am I a heavy-handed brute when it comes to other feeders fucking up? Yes. Am I repentant? Absolutely not. This isn’t “you made an oopsie and forgot to tag your triggers.” This is “seriously, please, PLEASE see a therapist.” Intrusive
lemonsharks: curseworm: human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I’m suspicious
wholesome-suggestion:your mental illness is absolutely not your fault. it doesn’t define you as a person and it doesn’t take away from the amazing person you are. you are brilliant; full of endless possibility. this illness is just something you are
kelssiel: tainbocuailnge: i googled ‘big hat’ to make a same hat/big mood joke and I was absolutely not disappointed with the result it’s him One Piece
ralfmaximus:hecatespoison: severalowls: bigwordsandsharpedges: mysteryseeker: severalowls: maestropear: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright
timetraveler61: “If you go home with somebody, and they don’t have books, don’t fuck ‘em!” ― John Waters Absolutely not!!!! lol
bonitaapplebelle: im-a-grown-woman: bonitaapplebelle: White kids are fucking scary man FOR REAL THERE WERE LIKE TWO NORMAL WHITE KIDS IN THE WHOLE THING. White children are on a whole other level. Absolutely not. No. like homegirl legit started
ostolero: charlotteinfinityxx: ostolero: dogs deserve to live forever And humans don’t? absolutely not
theapatheticstag: absolutely not
your-title-for-today-is: Absolutely Not Straight
wereralph: eliastheflyest: manuvers: chiripepe: manuvers: pettydavis: gaspack: boudhabar: Anemone god just be making anything. this is what yall size queens zootyholes gonna look like at 50 I’m.. What it needs to be looking like right
hardnipplesforever: sub-ways: feelyx: boulez33: “Like this?” The look…Looking up at her Master for aproval.. no you idiots. That is absolutely NOT what she was saying or doing. I have no problem with fetishes or dom/sub play, but for
~Support me on Patreon~| Next ->I’m a dumb shit who decided to do something for inktober even though I know it’s the worst mistake. I’m doing digital this year because fuck it.This is absolutely not anything any of you would expect to see from
ask-dawn-kill: thesoullesspony: darkguardianangel001: ask-lacey: the-mod-of-wave-bolt-and-friends: rp-neon-wheel: spiritofspiders: Don’t be a barrel… Absolutely not be a barrel! >:C I HATE EM! So few notes…. so many barrels I DONT
sm980: absolutely not
So a fantabulous friend sent me two shirts! <3 One in blue, and this one which is in black. I fucking adore them. What a fantastic gift! Even if they do show how furry trash I am, I still absolutely love them.
felicity-futa:boob-monger:madmaxrules:Absolutely not big enoughNeed mine WAY bigger!
thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going
I absolutely loved getting to top my bratty step-brother, Tai Crimson. [important note: Tai is a trans girl and her pronouns are she/her, but she played a male character in this scene. So, when referring to the character, I might use male pronouns, but
artofamaturewomen: Are you tired of seeing me ? Absolutely NOT!
natitheking20: thepizzaqueen: giantpeachy: felweed: railroadsoftware: no no absolutely not. the only thing i’m slapping on him is a little kiss move aside then You fool, it’s a slap, you get nothing for hitting a home runYou will be shamed
mysteryseeker: severalowls: maestropear: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: Alexa can
Stupid doodles while on the way to Nebraska, because consider Hux taking things into his own hands when Kylo, absolutely overwhelmed and almost constantly in crisis, continues with his hair’s descent into a neglected, tangled mess.
ambris-waifu-hoard: 30-Minute Lewd FighterZ has been out a bit, but I have absolutely not gotten enough A21 pics outta my system. Gonna start trying a series of, as the name suggests, lewds drawn in 30 minutes. Trying to get faster, and vary up my poses.
jay-sop: reincarnated-fallen-angel: Recovery in mental health problems nobody talks about: * Questioning diagnoses/ diagnosis * questioning if you need medication * Family/friends putting more pressure on you to not relapse * people being disappointed
foxnewsofficial: do they still count as nudes if you’re wearing crocs ABSOLUTELY NOT. I swear… >_>
m1stermorden: Leon’s diary, Spain, Autumn 2004 (absolutely not canon ^^)“We found and prepared another saferoom for the night. Ashley becomes more and more grateful for my protection. Will she scream LEON again, like she does most of the time? Highly
nephilem-of-the-woods: joansmoriarty: kaia-storm: joansmoriarty: touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them: This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin. it’s absolutely Not Straight girls if your praying for a girl
tyleroakley: “Devil Baby Terrifies New Yorkers in an Epic Viral Video Prank” ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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snuboo replied to your post:you know what i could have done with that money… spend it on me no. absolutely not.
driftinglikepollen replied to your post:ive been a dentist for thirteen years, and the… I thought you worked at walmart in Texas? wal-mart? bwahaha, i live in texas, but i for sure as shit dont work at walmart. im also absolutely not a dentist.
lot of tumblr folks got a real weird obsession with them cartoons that hypersexualize them young ass gals. that is absolutely not the business.
i have to drive all the way to terrible terrible dallas and i am absolutely not in the mood to drive all the way to dallas.
I don’t do ill will.
