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Hello, it is I, your friendly mod, on the World’s Largest Sex Couch at Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum in Las Vegas.This place is an absolute trip, highly recommended.Stone dicks!I laughed for like five straight minutes at this. IT’S A PUN.
subgirlygirl: Ten years ago, even five years ago, I would have said, ‘No way, absolutely not’ to this type of display. But I’ve come to realize that with the right partner this isn’t degrading at all. It’s not about making you feel less-than…
cunt-lapper: “Sis.. um, what are you doing in my bed?” “I’m shit-faced little brother. And before you ask, no, absolutely not, I will not let you stick your cock in me. I don’t think I’m that drunk, so don’t worry. But I can’t guard you
borgqueenmorphine:solpress: “I do not consider myself a black woman. Absolutely not”“My dad is half Irish half Italian. I do the Italian festivals, I grew up Italian”Amber Rose is Portuguese, Italian and Irish. Her father is Itali
nudeandnaughtycelebs: Maria Kanellis is absolute perfection!
keriboy: 12whoami12: Ooowwww I wish sometimes to be crowned as a beauty queen… :) this is just a perfect femboy :) He is one happy boy. Probably not his last time in girl’s clothes Absolutely not!!! I love the dress :)
littleghostie: Little gift for @waghran. Hope you like it! Afficher davantage Oh my god!! Thank you so much, I absolutely love it. ❤ ❤ ❤ Maxus and Chester are so adorable together.
dalnsfw:For @waghran one of the winners of my giveaway. his oc Cray and my oc Pariah. Tank you so much, I absolutely love it ❤❤❤
but-the-kid-is-not-my-son: This is absolutely not ok
slendistry: The totally uninspired, definitely not ripped off Ivy Valentine pinup that was absolutely not copied after another amazing artist Full Size I’m just kidding. It’s based on @dandon-fuga‘s Ivy pinup.
adampowl: having a real “i cant draw” day but i didnt wanna not draw anythinguuughghghghghhghg i dont like how this turned outanyway I felt like doodling Robomallet because I am absolutely in love with @blushmallet and their amazing artwork! I owe
jaspersdreampool:Resting in the woods then cuddling?! What is wrong with you ponies don’t you know of the dangers of woods?! @sile-animus @not-safe-for-sile You are absolutely killing me with these drawings oh my gosh ;w;
creativesubuniverse: absolutely not! no, not me, not even for a second, nope..
dearestfleur:Do I think I could take a massive dick/strap? Absolutely notWill that stop me from begging for one? Absolutely not
incorrect48quotes:Tomu: Can I sing? Absolutely!Tomu: Is it good? Absolutely not.
senseisy:Otabe is not, absolutely not in the mood !!! Get out people, the vice president is mad !!
woezille: I bleached my hair myself for the first time and its not completely awful butttt I need to do it again to get it lighter Absolutely not awful. You are gorgeous and your hair is cute 🤗
hcbiworld: gentle eunwoo is not gentle ~ ♡
ok i didnt expect absolute boyfriend to follow the manga much anyway but holy fuck does she ever like idk actually grow to like him??? bc like. that was the entire point of the manga and it really just feels like zero nine is just a side character and
hugstyle: Good kitties indulge in themselves~! Wanted to share this here because I absolutely adore it! LOOK @ ME I AM THE CUTIEST. rub my ears. By the always absolutely wonderful http://www.furaffinity.net/user/jayboppity Please if you have an FA
gaysideofsciencetumbler: boho-barbie: sixpenceee: A sea turtle swimming up to a nap in a giant barrel sponge. ABSOLUTELY NOT! THIS IS UNACCEPTABLY CUTE Had to go make sure this was real and not computer generated. It is real. And they left out the
sleepnoises:sleepnoises:i would absolutely kill to explain to my fifteen year old self what’s happened with the cw’s supernatural this month. however, i would also have to explain the context that makes it so appealing as a distraction, which would
alex51324:witchern:witchern:i’ll stop reporting on the twitter dumpster fire when it stops delivering absolutely fucking BONKERS news, but:can we talk about how a fake-but-verified twitter account for pharma giant eli lilly started a domino effect
lady-arryn:You promise if I don’t jump, I’ll be happy?I don’t know, man. Absolutely not. But I can promise you that you will not be alone.
losvcr: ughhh adults are being so fucking weird about finn wolfhard. he’s a fourteen year old child. you should have zero interest in wanting him to “hit you up”. absolutely not. HES A FUCKING CHILD. ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOURE TWENTY SEVEN YEARS
dominanthunger: 1200 😏♏😈 8014 😏 although, I’m absolutely NOT Dominant. Nope. Not a bit. Ssshhhhh! Hush up @sirrollinokie!
lordaardvarksfm: Bioslut 3: Fuck in the Clouds - Announcement Title-card is absolutely not final! 2160p Well, as you all may or may not remember, I mentioned not too long ago that Bioslut 3′s then-current iteration, Bubble Butt Bounce, was under serious
cunt-lapper: “No, Son, absolutely not. A good boy does not ‘fuck’ his mother.But I will be more than happy to teach you how to make love to a woman like a man, and truly give a woman pleasure. I think we should start right away. First let’s
vaako-7: Takin’ Soria for a Ride Okay, so not THAT kind of ride… not yet anyway. This came out of nowhere really, I just wanted to do a fun little close quarters POV picture. It’s absolutely not perfect at all, but I thought it’d be fun regardless.
vaako-7: Takin’ Soria for a RideOkay, so not THAT kind of ride… not yet anyway. This came out of nowhere really, I just wanted to do a fun little close quarters POV picture. It’s absolutely not perfect at all, but I thought it’d be fun regardless.
kingeomer replied to your post: taraknowlesbest replied to your post: kingeomer… just be careful not to take in too much for amanda and lauren have a terrible habit of being too much at once and can contribute to bad decisions being made like
vincentvangodot replied to your post: I don’t really give a shit how into &n… Comparing fannishness to addiction is really never OK but holy shit ESPECIALLY not that specific and personal a comparison. Why are people so terrible? absolutely!
stereobone: THAT character???? haha wow no they are definitely not my favorite *puts flowers in their hair* absolutely not what a complete nerd *wraps up in blankets* i dk who they even are tbh *viciously protects from everything awful ever* haha please
paradoxes-for-breakfast: reasons why halloween is the best holiday: you are not obliged to visit your relatives you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween its the only day when
byacolate: fics that aren’t blatantly bad, just good enough that you get hooked with the plot before you hit all the “no no no they wouldn’t have said that no absolutely not, not that way, not in that tone; why is he doing that; I don’t understand
You learn to count the quiet windsAn hour with no unprompted tearsAnd not to count the deadly daysAs they fade into yearsYou learn to stand alone at lastSo brave and bold and strong and stoutYou learn somehow to like the darkAnd even love the doubtYou
natural–blues: losvcr:ughhh adults are being so fucking weird about finn wolfhard. he’s a fourteen year old child. you should have zero interest in wanting him to “hit you up”. absolutely not. HES A FUCKING CHILD. ESPECIALLY NOT WHEN YOURE
natural–blues: tchaitea-hermione: thylovelylionheart: I absolutely hate it when people call sex a need. “I have needs” or “he has specific needs”—no, you have wants. Sex is a desire, not a need; otherwise nuns and monks would’ve died
decodingmystery: A planet in the 4th is what you’re absolutely not seen as, but what you deeply are. Planets here are hidden from view. Not in an 8th house way of suppressing the planets due to fear, or a 12th house way of repressing the planets due
jessalrynn: thesummoningdark: rinhkitty: mahigxn: pineapplepineapplebatman: j0jin: Scotland is not boring When I say I love bagpipes, this is what I mean Absolute banger WHERE’S THE SOURCE, OP?????? This is Clanadonia What the video doesn’t
himbofisher:i am not a fussy customer at all but if every restaurant i ever set foot in does not greet me at the door and address me as “special dinner boy” i drop a block of dry ice in the deep fryer
s-h-e-m-a-l-e-z: This hot ladyboy explains why men who are sexually attracted to shemales are not (necessarily) gay. Take me as an example: I’m absolutely not gay and I like females and shemales. I’m posting this because I think many men don’t
just-me-and-the-tv: voice-over: My name is Oliver Queen and I’m not jealous… Not one bit…. Absolutely not… My face is not the face of a jealous man at all….Oh god I sound just like Felicity. Man I lover her so much.Okay I am jealous……..….bye
reserve:sebadasstian-stan: is the winter soldier a villain?❑ no❑ nope❑ absolutely not do I have a bad person boner bc this gif? ❑ yes ❑ absolutely ❑ hell yeah yeah fucking yeah
lavender-ish: I don’t remember if I submitted yet, but here is my baby Cleo! How is this a comfortable way to sit?! That absolutely cannot be comfortable but definitely furthers the point that cats are absolutely not solid http://headcaase.tumblr.com
freeboys:buttholefetish69:theoriginalramen:milfseeker2018-deactivated20210:assandtittiez6969:latniafucktoys:latniafucktoys:I’m in love ❤️ who is she She looks yummy!!😈😈Absolutely delicious. 👅💦🥒💦Absolutely not pulling the fk out
king-emare: sourcedumal: tonibraxtons3rdbankruptcy: jbrownza: 18oohotlinebling: betterthankanyebitch: prismcess: (x) LMAO lmao we not even letting them say “negro’? Nope 😌 Absolutely not. Nope! Not at all! fuck no they cant say
annuhbobanna: sourcedumal: tonibraxtons3rdbankruptcy: jbrownza: 18oohotlinebling: betterthankanyebitch: prismcess: (x) LMAO lmao we not even letting them say “negro’? Nope 😌 Absolutely not. Nope! Not at all! Bless up Queen Normani
tainbocuailnge: “op do you take constructive criticism” was already a really good trend/meme/whatever you want to call it but it became even better when people started responding to it with “absolutely not” that’s the kind of absolute confidence
thingsparentsdo: “you’re 18, you don’t need christmas presents anymore” absolutely not I did not ask to be born therefore you are NOT taking away my right to childhood happiness
welcometojoshsbrain: the-spooky-alchemist: “assigning genders to babies is wrong” As a transgender person myself let me tell you: It is absolutely okay to asign genders to babies. BUT It is absolutely not okay to expect and force them to keep
the-absolute-funniest-posts: tyleroakley: ABSOLUTELY NOT.
isnxgxiskxbxhdidj-deactivated20:Do I think I could take a massive dick/strap? Absolutely notWill that stop me from begging for one? Absolutely not 💞
theittybittytittycommittee: These are my 34AAA’s, one of my more flattering photo’s :) I’m not always as confident about them, absolutely not actually. But this week I thought: hey.. they’re not looking so bad!
c-bassmeow: Who the fuck does he think he is looking this fine ? Like excuse me ? No. Absolutely not . This is not morally acceptable. I almost crashed my car and I’m not even driving. Making me act all extra and shit
redbonegoddesses: samkreator: Absolutely Amber That is Absolutely NOT Amber Burnside… but she is fine
I love drawing RWBY shit but y fucking god is crescent rose an absolute BITCH to draw but you can’t not like….exclude it because it looks so fucking cool vfcbdhcebhdn my poor WRIST
