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kingjaffejoffer: gonna be a no for me, dog Hard pass
slav3edge: natitheking20: thepizzaqueen: giantpeachy: felweed: railroadsoftware: no no absolutely not. the only thing i’m slapping on him is a little kiss move aside then You fool, it’s a slap, you get nothing for hitting a home runYou
bbymum: thatpettyblackgirl: this video is absolutely heart melting. #SupportAndProtectBlackKids This is so fucking pure and I just want to send him presents Why y'all got me in here crying like this for? This is glorious
pumpkinmcqueen: donkeydickjess: sloth-king: blue-blackboy: sloth-king: pumpkinmcqueen: sloth-king: pumpkinmcqueen: sloth-king: blue-blackboy: I need a long titty chick in my life. Say no more fam NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT Aye man i just
justplainsomething: saphire-dance: musingsandobsessions: lalondes: oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because
My resolution is to finish my fanfic sometime this year.…Pretend this is posted in 2020. That resolution is absolutely not happening in the year it’s actually being posted.I refuse to stay up until midnight. I guess I could have scheduled the
gears2gnomes:Hollow Knight - A Meeting“Happy 3rd anniversary Hollow Knight!”
enarane:Oh god, these are absolutely not going on anything other than tumblr
britishladiesdaily: I have to struggle to change people’s perceptions of me. I grew very frustrated with the perception that I’m this shy, retiring, inhibited aristocratic creature when I’m absolutely not like that at all. I think I’m much more
nephilem-of-the-woods: joansmoriarty: kaia-storm: joansmoriarty: touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them: This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin. it’s absolutely Not Straight girls if your praying for a girl
black–lamb: dayumshecangetit: lightskintgawd: proteinpills: black—lamb: anon: “what do you like about your girlfriend?” 😳 that is absolutely not the voice I expected you to have ^ ^^^^^ Lmaooo everybody says my voice doesn’t
valucard: lowernorfair: valucard: lowernorfair: valucard: Ahem… The boss would like to have a word with you absolutely not,shes gonna try to make me kill her again,you talk to her “I wanna give my handsome boy a kiss” really?have i been good?
zukofruits:zuko: you’re the love of my life and best friend and i’d do anything to make you happy sokka: eat three meals a day and get some sleepzuko: absolutely not
pichasculosandpanochas: Deborah Cox - Absolutely not
sodomymcscurvylegs: gaksdesigns: “Tearful” by Christina K No. Absolutely not. What even — ?
megillien: arriku: Levi and Mikasa, Commissioned by megillien Thank you so much once again! I really can’t express how much I appreciated all your attention to detail -not to mention how stunning the overall result turned out to be-! +Adding the
yahoohanjizoe: ReLIFE ↳ Kaizaki Arata → Ep1 The first day of school is not easy…
batlesbo: admiralrainbow: watchmedrown: “Some may disagree with this picture, but I absolutely love it. The other day my daughter and I staged a tea party with three of my most docile tarantulas. My daughter is three years old and is very cooperative.
bontxt: universe-and-universe-universal: Allow me to give you a quick lesson in economics to describe to you how royally screwed we are. A network is a based off of one thing only; not to make you happy by keeping shows that only you like, but rather
yellowfur: neko-chronicles: THIS IS RIDICULOUS. ABSOLUTELY. RIDICULOUS. wtf
officialgirlthatjoekissed: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY *NOT* THE TIME, LUCAS.
sm980: absolutely not
glitch-wrath: baapi-makwa: daddypaidforthat: mysteryseeker: severalowls: maestropear: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s
salon:Remember last summer, when a bunch of sexist trolls freaked out after Marvel announced that the superhero Thor would be a woman in the rebooted comic book series? Yes, well, those trolls have absolutely not been vindicated, according to sales data
trick-masta: erikahoar: cockdrunk: Well? nope, can’t say it ……. would LOVE to be in her place!! No, I can’t. Absolutely not!!
me: *wants to draw for korrasami anniversary* me: *has work all weekend* me: this is absolutely not
roxolotl: me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours. me: Understandable have a great day
sm980: sm980: absolutely not i can tell you right now i almost passed out when i was on youtube and saw my own post as the thumbnail for a video
partybarackisinthehousetonight: pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
ikb190: i’m rewatching these quality cutscenes thanks to liv and i like how richard is having a UUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH battle with sophie and these two stands there looking absolutely not concerned“wow richard calm the fuck down”
ghost-y: doomy: soundgoodizer: unpopular opinion maybe? but the microtransaction stuff in video games with like lootboxes/crates/etc (where it’s random and you don’t know what you’re gonna get) is absolutely gambling and should be subjected to
justplainsomething: saphire-dance: musingsandobsessions: lalondes: oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line
iamelectricbarbarella: boiclitty: A huge spurt! There are enough videos out there now that show conclusively, that the penis is absolutely not necessary for a male to have an orgasmically fulfilling sex life should his partner decide to lock him
panties69: Absolutely gorgeous
sixpenceee: um.. guys? I am absolutely not okay at all. you see this picture of a shipwreck? when a mirror is placed at a certain angle, it creates a portrait of jules verne I just More info here
impossiblegirl31497: justplainsomething: saphire-dance: musingsandobsessions: lalondes: oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american
toshio-the-starman: sandandglass: The Daily Show, December 8, 2015 The Daily Show was absolutely NOT fuckin’ around with this episode.
homosexyality: do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not
tyleroakley: drunktrophywife: vinebox: Feeding the wild Teddy Bears THIS FUCKED ME IP ABSOLUTELY NOT
fyexo: glamslam | do not edit.
grates: grates: im using tweezers to get all the seeds out of a strawberry this is Extreme Procrastination this was absolutely not worth the effort i regret doing it
I’ve never seen anything and questioned my sanity over it. Like, I’ve never seen something and had to think whether it was real or not. That’s so terrifying to me but I’m scared to go back upstairs because what if it WAS real?
thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going
girlsrule-subsdrool: prurire: It is absolutely NOT dom-may or dom-me. It is pronounced “DOM”. PSA for the day. Oh god I cringe when people say “Dom-may,” especially on podcasts!
kyoukokirigiri: (Gasps loudly) Someone……….was comfotbale….enouhg…..to DO THE SEx?????? SOMOEN./…Made a personal deisicisoin with Their own Body??Someone was matur e enough to Do That? No. No. Absolutely NOT. Slut. TOTAL SLut. horible person.
therealhotpotatogirl:postal-raccoon:dumbprincesse:recurringnightmare22:king-lfk:How your birthday should have been likeBirthday coming soon. I want this.@therealhotpotatogirl would enjoy this. Wouldn’t you?For my birthday? Absolutely not!
la-sirena-amor: justplainsomething: saphire-dance: musingsandobsessions: lalondes: oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american
theradannon: jaybauman: sjwpanderer: jaybauman: jaybauman: new drinking game: try to guess items that haven’t been turned into minion merchandise. every time you’re wrong, take a drink i’m absolutely not googling that alright guys it’s
fetishlocker: One’s whispering filthy things in his ear, while the other is telling him that he’s absolutely not allowed to come. There’s nothing like being set up for failure.
aerinpage: sixpenceee: Absolutely not ! Via u/aloeamethyst Your adventure awaits….
The best part about being an adult is that there is no awkward moment in the doctors office when they ask “Are you sexually active” And your mom is like “Nope negative absolutely not”
My mom: are you even looking for a job?? Me: nope nah absolutely not. You caught me. I just sit on my ass all day and wait for things to happen. I spent four years in school just so I can live under your roof and be disrespected on a daily basis. No
the-goddamazon: anomaly1: theogblackjesus: cumgirl1: illumahottie: egotisticalgiraffe: paxamericana: well, bye good news, everyone Um absoLUTELY NOT???????¿ no thanks……….. yall dead With the war in the middle east increasing and now
i-want-spankings: voglie-lussuriose: enjoyingtheviews: Do you need or just want a spanking my pets ? Need is an understatement. His mistake is letting her against this knee… 😈👍👍👍Unless she’s absolutely not allowed to wiggle.
jaybauman: sjwpanderer: jaybauman: jaybauman: new drinking game: try to guess items that haven’t been turned into minion merchandise. every time you’re wrong, take a drink i’m absolutely not googling that alright guys it’s been fun but
setheverman: foeyauic: setheverman: december mood? absolutely not
mysteryseeker: severalowls: maestropear: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: Alexa can
