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zalazzle: princess-of-pokemon: kara-oni: princess-of-pokemon: Biggest fear: Gen 8 gives Pachirisu a horrible evolution imagine its just a bigger pachirisu but its named Pachiritwo absolutely not she’s here
awakefor48hours:I would just like to thank whoever saw this And said “absolutely not” and gave us this
ostolero: charlotteinfinityxx: ostolero: dogs deserve to live forever And humans don’t? absolutely not
thepumpkinparade: that is absolutely not where i thought this was going
bedpartymakeover: zerogoukki: What an amazing woman honestly She will always be the greatest of all time but everybody wanna make my momma out to be some devil, absolutely not.
capricorn-onthe-cob: shiro-mii: panickyintheuk: neekcreep: manolowar: Superhero families take their kids back to school. [source] THE SPIDER MAN ONE absolutely not. no no no I knew I shouldn’t have scrolled all the way down The last one is
femalevillain: the goal of my makeup use is absolutely not to look natural like my goal is to look Otherworldly and possibly from the moon
lightspeedsound:salon:Remember last summer, when a bunch of sexist trolls freaked out after Marvel announced that the superhero Thor would be a woman in the rebooted comic book series? Yes, well, those trolls have absolutely not been vindicated, according
justplainsomething: saphire-dance: musingsandobsessions: lalondes: oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line because
theruleset: Foul language is absolutely not tolerated at the Bushwick Academy of Discipline, as Piglet and special guest star Sassy demonstrate here.(starring on-her-knees-to-please with special guest star maso-kitten)
soulofabutterflyy: causethechicksdigit: tardismyoldgirl: diaryofajohnlockian: iwanttoseethestarsdoctor: chaise-the-red-nosed-chair: merriemelodie: This animation is absolutely glorious. Just take a moment to appreciate that this was all
imayboreyou: Have you ever met someone And theyre so fucking perfect in everyway. And maybe they arent perfect to everybody, but to you theyre just absolutely amazing. The way they laugh and smile and talk and think and look and just everything about
I can’t even study or focus now. I keep suddenly remembering all of these absolutely terrible memories of my parents fighting and my father from when I was a child that I’ve forgotten for a while. It wasn’t much abuse, but it was enough
tommosloueh: Louis absolutely not controlling it during Carpool Karaoke
When I’m with my man, absolutely not ;p
justplainsomething: saphire-dance: musingsandobsessions: lalondes: oh yeah and i can’t believe it’s taken me this long to bring this up but i’m absolutely not here for people shading the “american girl today”/”my american girl” line
cumonsteph: cherrypoppinmomma: Is a large cock best for a girl’s first time? If she has the option its fine with some preparation, but my answer generally is “absolutely not!” Cumslut skill: deep throatTrue. She should enjoy to be successful
bdsmpetplay: This is absolutely not ok under any fucking circumstances . This girl only has 2-5 minutes of no oxygen going to her brain before risking permanent brain damage, it’s likely smaller though if they’ve taken this picture to the point
acciothenoseofvoldemort: rocket meets bucky and sees the metal arm. he opens his mouth to speak. three rooms away peter yells “ABSOLUTELY NOT”
curious-corvids: dearinsxnity: If the writer says they love each other, it’s because they love each other. People: they’re gay right? Neil Gaiman: Absolutely not. People: oh :c Neil Gaiman: They’re genderless. They’re nonbinary icons. They’re
thefuzzhead:fduiduv08448fuhufg-deactivated2:i used a picture of viola davis to test this website out to see if i would get viola and i was absolutely not expecting the result This is by far my least favorite animorphs book
juicylips72: frankly164: juicylips72: juicylips72: juicylips72: otterwidetail218: juicylips72: In she goes 💋👅❤ Oh yes! Can’t be seen in public with no jewelry on, now can we?😈💋 Absolutely not…a girls gotta look her best at all
sixpenceee: um.. guys? I am absolutely not okay at all. you see this picture of a shipwreck? when a mirror is placed at a certain angle, it creates a portrait of jules verne I just More info here
sweet-bitsy: dendropsyche: weloveshortvideos: French Bulldog puppy argues bedtime no way. no way. absolutely not. no. WHAT A PUP
roxolotl: me: oh man this song is really good, i should listen to more songs by the same artist my brain: Absolutely not. you shall only listen to that one fucking song over and over again for like 6 hours. me: Understandable have a great day
stimmystuffs: theycallmelazuli: stimmystuffs: baby it’s mold outside Are you okay thanks for asking! absolutely not
tainbocuailnge: i googled ‘big hat’ to make a same hat/big mood joke and I was absolutely not disappointed with the result
tiny-slime: ice-block: chekplaysminecraft: Theory Time The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we
kelssiel: tainbocuailnge: i googled ‘big hat’ to make a same hat/big mood joke and I was absolutely not disappointed with the result it’s him One Piece
yuuzhanbong: prolifeproliberty: yuuzhanbong: the millennials behind brand twitters are class traitors no you can’t make me change my mind Denny’s social media is the exception to this. they are absolutely not.
jockgothbitch: hussainthemvp: libertarirynn: Absolutely not one soul on this godforsaken planet: KFC advertising executives: Colonel Sanders: MILF hunter.
viostormcaller: tiny-slime: ice-block: chekplaysminecraft: Theory Time The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do
ralfmaximus: hecatespoison: severalowls: bigwordsandsharpedges: mysteryseeker: severalowls: maestropear: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like…
wumblr:swinginsportscutebasketball:wumblr:red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082:wumblr:wumblr:all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don’t even get me started on 11934 and 136 i can
m-eltdown:my phone: *rings*me: absolutely not
woodmeat: nowhites: angelaslayvis: we need answers Absolutely not fuck no
sm980: absolutely not
gwynndolin: kaypro: jasper-rolls: i’ve said it before but narcissa wright is like the perfect case study of how gamers are absolutely not an inclusive group of people. she was considered one of the best speedrunners around, was pretty instrumental
surprisebitch: hansolocareer: deebott: thahalfrican: sleek-siren: Absolutely. Not. I need a season of this Oh my God is this a porn intro or just an nsfw parody??? this is too much
hirilow: setheverman: enecoo: setheverman: lmao ain’t that the guy from star wars? Hey Seth, can I have your pink Crocs? absolutely not this gets worse everytime i look at it
nephilem-of-the-woods: joansmoriarty: kaia-storm: joansmoriarty: touch starved lesbians praying for a girl to raw them: This is applicable for straight chicks too… Just sayin. it’s absolutely Not Straight girls if your praying for a girl
lemonsharks: curseworm: human brain: sometimes we need to do boring things with no gratification or immediate benefit monkey brain: absolutely not. die Human brain: ok what if we eat chips while we do the boring thing monkey brain: I’m suspicious
mysteryseeker: severalowls: maestropear: evilkillerpoptarts: severalowls: I’m absolutely not against robits in the home, I think the possibilities are really cool but like… Alright actually, here’s a side by side comparison: Alexa can
meanmulatto: British ppl rlly got thr short end of the stick could u imagine getting fucked by a brit “cheers love give us a cum” like absolutely not!!!!!
turing-tested: tenderly-carmine-is-mildly-gay: turing-tested: i keep fucking stepping on raw chicken and thinking its a slug and having to be like ???? why would a slug be in my house hey op can i ask a question absolutely not
natitheking20: thepizzaqueen: giantpeachy: felweed: railroadsoftware: no no absolutely not. the only thing i’m slapping on him is a little kiss move aside then You fool, it’s a slap, you get nothing for hitting a home runYou will be shamed
homosexyality:do you ever scroll past a novel-length post and think Um Absolutely Not
itszombiebear: confetti-vampire: tragedycamp: i think that when god made stealing a mortal sin he didn’t know that walmart would ever exist I’m absolutely not a rabbi, but I’ve been thinking a lot about this, actually, and what stealing might
fuck-you-showerthoughts:stgram:fuck-you-showerthoughts:just-shower-thoughts: Birth is a curse and existence is a punishment. Go to therapy you depressed bitch let me suffer in peace please Absolutely not. Things will get better and that is a threat.
onenicebugperday:bogleech:Thank u for letting me know that the sea spider genus Dodecalopoda can have TWELVE legs instead of the usual eight and also it’s one of the abyssal groups that gets huge :D They can have eight, ten, OR twelve legs. Absolutely
confetti-vampire: tragedycamp: i think that when god made stealing a mortal sin he didn’t know that walmart would ever exist I’m absolutely not a rabbi, but I’ve been thinking a lot about this, actually, and what stealing might mean to gd. and
horse-is-a-horse-of-course:superstuporblog:moss-wizard:clonidinecoochie:waterfall:the song 💀I have a ridiculous taste in music so I was poised to like the song.Absolutely not it is atrocious. You have to listen to it to understand how bad it must’ve
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