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When you didn’t quite catch the terrible joke your friend just made and it’s FINALLY hitting you a minute later and also you evolved to hunt pelagic mollusks in perpetual darkness
hutchj: kisu-no-hi: Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created Did you mean: parents
out-there-on-the-maroon: jheselbraum: jacemp3: havanapitbull: its like marine biology Jackass i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets
ramihoe: me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !! me thirty minutes later:
theshitneyspears: Me: Man this edible ain’t doing shitMe 30 minutes later:
notsafeforfamily: For Christmas, I gave my brother his most desired present: my unprotected cunt, bareback at last. When he unwrapped my gift, he found a box with only a small note: “Get rid of condoms!” A few minutes later we were naked, a few steps
impregcaps: I’ve met this bitch last night at the local club. It wasn’t long before she was rubbing against me on the dance floor.After two quick shots of vodka I knew that little whore is ready to leave with me.Fifteen minutes later we were already
asian4daddy: A couple weeks ago i got a message from a daddy/son couple looking for a threesome. But then his asian boyfriend told me to fuck off, 5 minutes later I received another message from the hot blonde daddy telling me to meet him at his back
izzysenpai:crashlol:It still blows my mind that they were able to slip a Beyonce reference into LOK I love iti dont think anyone understands the irony of this. that dance scene is from ‘girls run the world’ and literally ten minutes later kuvira shows
sadbunnny:tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely. yeah
darrellio: mrbulian: me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown* me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame story of my life
jessedamatos:me: on the verge of a breakdown me, three minutes later: im horny
unpicasso: *talks to boy once* ok theres no reason to tell my friends and get them all excited it was just a conversation five minutes later:
ziallasylum: I am Liam every time Harry gets into telling one of his stories five minutes later…
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: “Get out of my kitchen you little faggot” dad told me. But he was in my room with his dick in his ass a few minutes later
larrycumstain: *listens to arctic monkeys for the first time* *5 minutes later*
skogssjo: *listens to arctic monkeys for the first time* *5 minutes later*
khaleesikun:me: everyone needs to just b chill 😇me 10 minutes later at a red light: WHY👏ARE👏WE👏NOT👏MOVING
Hail came down,hard. A few minutes later it stopped and I got a call from nick saying there were tornadoes near Denver. So we’re on a tornado watch and he can’t come home yet. Awesome
urbancatfitters: me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok
sharingneedles: he literally said “there’s no question that officer Darren Wilson caused the death of Michael brown” and then 2 minutes later said there was no crime committed goodbye I hate absolutely everything
awwww-cute: Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him
whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
71.) everytime i talk to my boyfriend , he ends up sleeping 30 minutes later .
samanthasintuition: I love when I get hate mail. I’m just like, “Bitch, suck my dick.” And then I wait for their comeback, and it ends up being really stupid. I tell them that, and then I wait for their response. Few minutes later, nothing.
woomarvin: Text message: “Sorry g2g gonna sleep :(“ -10 minutes later - “Omg i’m eating nachos as i’m making this facebook status” if you don’t wanna talk say it nikkuh!!!
someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
dogapult: svvitzerland: people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like i reblogged this post and ten minutes later my boyfriend texted me with this
thestorysodumb: dogapult: svvitzerland: people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like i reblogged this post and ten minutes later my boyfriend texted me with this except you sent that message
clannyphantom: i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass
tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
4ppl3s33d: tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely. hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!! Devin you shit! fuck you bitch im laying down and my eyes sting and are heavy and i
4ppl3s33d: paradoxalteddybear: 4ppl3s33d: tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely. hahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!!!!!!! Devin you shit! fuck you bitch im laying down and my
minazarei: allenbybeardsley: *video game boss the size of a skyscraper* “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" *ten minutes later* "that…was surprisingly easy." *video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
heavymetallecturemonster: someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
micoba: It had been hours since Master had tied her to a tree next to a remote parking lot in the woods.She could hear a car arrive and a minute later a man with a dog came into sight.“Well what do we have here?”“Please, just ignore me. My Master
notpunkenough: Sometimes I just want to be cute an romantic and have living kissing sex and then ten minutes later I want to be tied up choked and bruised. (◕‿◕✿)
interestsofmax: This is a pic that I got from my brother, that was shortly followed by a text “My bad man, this was for Lexie”…Lexie being his girlfriend. I replied with “Too late, I just blew a load to it!” About 10 minutes later he replied
phantomdoodler: phantomdoodler: 10:30pm maybe I should start on that paper that’s due tomorrow 15 minutes later and I have my title and name written
parks-and-rex: When you both say goodnight on the phone but catch each other on tumblr minutes later
chinaglaze: girl: *speaks at length about a subject in a way that indicates that she is thoughtful and incisive and passionate* boy, 45 minutes later: thats dope
sometimesyvette: theonelilypad: “OUCH! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?” said the anus a few minutes later O yum! Said the prostate
enfcaptions: Sara had only made it about half a mile when first first set of headlights warned her a car was coming. She quickly ran off the road and into the trees to hide till they were gone. A few minutes later, a second car passed, and she hid again.
June 23rd, at 8:22pm, 5 strangers were put together as a group, called One Direction. 607 days, 21 hours and 37 minutes later, they win a Brit Award for Best Single.
itsajensenthing: activelyy-suicidal: 60oh: l0stkeys: can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you. wait but one time I reblogged this and I guess my best friend saw because 10 minutes later she sent me a list of
lampsarepeopletoo: my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door
fxckaurl: *reblogs something* *post explaining why it’s problematic 2 minutes later* shit
paxamericana: four minutes later
suchagoodson: As I was passing through the living room my mom asked If I needed anything ironed. I took one look at her and came back minutes later with every shirt in my closet. I spent the next hour sitting on the couch watching her tits sway,
