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babyanimalgifs: me: i’m not clingyme ten minutes later:
rotnpeach: Me: *applies for a job*Me, 5 minutes later: did i get it???
heavymetallecturemonster: someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
minazarei: allenbybeardsley: *video game boss the size of a skyscraper* “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" *ten minutes later* "that…was surprisingly easy." *video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
sharingneedles: he literally said “there’s no question that officer Darren Wilson caused the death of Michael brown” and then 2 minutes later said there was no crime committed goodbye I hate absolutely everything
*sees own reflection* i am a goddess tbh??? a god?????? i am eternal and nothing can stop me????? *almost falls down the stairs a minute later*
i feel bad b/c i didn’t notice my manager called me twice but i saw the message my brother sent me like a minute later and responded to him instead.orz
tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
cutedaddiesforall: seniormusclelover: “Finished workout - Horny like hell. Who wants to help?” was the text he added to his selfie and sent it to the whatsapp group. Minutes later the locker room was filled with voluntaries So sexy
darlinghogwarts: The sorting hat didn’t listen to Harry, and yelled for everyone to hear, “Slytherin!”. Seeing Harry’s distress, Ron Weasley’s eyes narrowed in determination. Minutes later, as Ron’s name was called by Minerva McGonagall,
mindlevelzero: relaxandbeagoodgirl: omghypnoticerotic: mistralonyx: “I’ve only got an hour… probably time for a quick listen…”“No touching though. I’ve got to get going.”“A good nap will be good though.” -30 minutes later-“Mmmmm…
hardcoregrandma: awwww-cute: Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him coolin
kingchrishoe: thirstinism: ashcatlady: sarahoutofthewoodswood: howyougetthefangirl: ttaylor-is-queen: paulodidomenico: imstillfearless: twopaperairplanes1989: costumeswift: GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP
blueandbusted:bwwc:“You’re staring at my tits again. You know I hate that. Go lock yourself in chastity, then bring me the key.”15 minutes later.“That took too long. You beat off one last time before locking it on, didn’t
circus-ofsilence: failzalot: Scenarios: 1.) Me :”Ohh…never mind it’s okay.” 2.) A few minutes later: Friend: “Why don’t you ever talk?!” 3.) Make funny joke only one friend hears. Friend repeats and everyone else laughs. Always</3
babyanimalgifs: me: i’m not clingyme ten minutes later: Me as a lover….
benzank: While camping out in my car on Mt. Ruapehu, I saw a speck of snow covering a portion of rocks. Thinking it was close, I decided to make the trek out to it for a photograph. An hour and 30 minutes later I had arrived at the base of the snow cap.
benzank:While camping out in my car on Mt. Ruapehu, I saw a speck of snow covering a portion of rocks. Thinking it was close, I decided to make the trek out to it for a photograph. An hour and 30 minutes later I had arrived at the base of the snow cap.
subcristi: I’d never sleep in or want to sleep in if this was my wake up call! I did that once, I got slapped, but she let me finish a few minutes later.
Do you ever bring your phone to the toilet and start scrolling through tumblr and then it's 20 minutes later and you're done shitting but still tumbling and your legs are starting to go numb
marfmellow: bambilism: marfmellow: White Nonsense and Rachel Dolezal The first minute of this was XXXXXXX honesty. So what if a white woman wants to get cool braid or something like that? The whole world doesn’t revolve around your opinions. Would
solelenoxskye: scolipeder: thirstinism: ashcatlady: sarahoutofthewoodswood: howyougetthefangirl: ttaylor-is-queen: paulodidomenico: imstillfearless: twopaperairplanes1989: costumeswift: GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER
neverrenowned: blasianxbri: sevenwideopen: thessenceofmay: lowell-like-the-city: bishopmyles: 50shadesofcanteven: naturalyfindingme: grandpaq: localstarboy: Me: “gonna take a quick shower” 5 minutes later: 😂😂🤘🏾 IT me!
itseasytoremember: This is the online equivalent of seeing someone speeding past you and then 5 minutes later you pass them as their being pulled over
pissjean: mrdesperation: After seeing her lose it like that, I knew I was doomed. All of 10 minutes later… Very very nice. Hummm
humansofnewyork: On October 31, 2011 a girl was dangling off the edge of the GW bridge. Several cop cars showed up a few minutes later after several 911 calls. Asked what she was doing, she said: “Enjoying life.” Strangely poetic that one person’s
Uh.Tumblr is not letting me put a Read More on that.Great.That isn’t going to infuriate anyone.I do not need any of this to be readily visible, come on.
hannahs-voice: I was using this flashlight and I realized how fucking perfect it would be to try and fuck it. And here I am five minutes later realizing I underestimated the size of this thing… But I’m not giving up
2013zarry: me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown* me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame
thirstinism: ashcatlady: sarahoutofthewoodswood: howyougetthefangirl: ttaylor-is-queen: paulodidomenico: imstillfearless: twopaperairplanes1989: costumeswift: GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO
kisu-no-hi: Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created
latinsharedwife: My husband let me leave the bar to go back to our place with a horny guy and when he followed 15 minutes later he found me moaning loud just like this with the guy pounding hard 😜 www.sensualhotwife.tumblr.com
izzysenpai:crashlol:It still blows my mind that they were able to slip a Beyonce reference into LOK I love iti dont think anyone understands the irony of this. that dance scene is from ‘girls run the world’ and literally ten minutes later kuvira shows
iwillbeatbpd: Me: I’m good. I’ve got this. Everything will be okay. Me, 15 minutes later: Everything is awful and I am not okay.
dogapult: svvitzerland: people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like i reblogged this post and ten minutes later my boyfriend texted me with this
frickerstein: today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us to follow him and so we all left the room and he changed the clock so it was like 6pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the hallway with his backpack and
doomsdayy: You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? (x)
deanisthelittlespoon: is there anything more beautiful than Dean being grumbly and nervous about bottoming for the first time and then ten minutes later, he’s gasping into the pillows, shoving himself back onto Cas’ dick, hands fisted desperately
shelovesjared: winchestrbrothrs:jared and the fans trying to help jensen send his first tweet [x] and then his face a few minutes later when he realizes the tweet didn’t go through Awwww 🙊🙊
damelola: harshwhimsy: theboinextdoor: My fucking girl i no longer feel bad for the thousands of jelly beans ive stolen over the yrs #minutes later she retweeted a fan who suggested ‘flavored vodka’
casthewise: Cas being relegated to questioning the victim’s six year-old daughter because Dean and Sam don’t want him freaking out her widowed mother. Dean walking into Danielle’s room forty-five minutes later to find both her and Cas deep in
that-bucket-hat-gal:aang: zuko, sokka won’t come out of his roomzuko: just tell him i said something aang: like whatzuko: anything factually incorrectsokka, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-
quagmirelois: open wide…………. fifteen minutes later it was full of cock and cum
a-miss-inside: Twenty minutes later, she asks if you know how to get your ID changed. Funny, you were just Googling that…
incestuous-creampie: My hot cousin took me behind the bushes and started taking off her bikini. 15 minutes later, I was balls deep in her while doing my best to knock her up.
uncensoredpleasure: “You’re wearing a rubber, aren’t you?”“Of course, just relax and enjoy my cock.”They both knew he wasn’t, but it felt too damn good to say anything…30 minutes later he was cumming balls deep in your boy.
kaciart: vanoty: For Windows. My friends and I occasionally have this problem so I’ve taught them this simple method that takes less than a minute as opposed to waiting several for your computer to restart(especially if it’s slow). What’s great
raspbeary: requested!! its just some stuff ive learned idk dont trust me too much, i had the parts for this laying around for days and was too lazy to put text on it i also added a collage of some chests ive done last minute
elapuse: A few minutes later)“You have literally no idea who, or WHAT I am.”(HE IS MADE OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE)
Me: All right, I’ve eaten dinner, had some tea, and totally ready to work on some new button designs for Anime Expo!!5 minutes later…Me: Fuck it, I need to write some Ultron smut before I draw anything.
…I was finally falling asleep because of meds and because my neighbor’s mariachi music AT FULL BLAST finally stopped.And guess what happens five minutes later?MARIACHI MUSIC AT FULL BLAST STARTLING ME AWAKE.I like my new apartment, but I
foodffs: This fast-track recipe for Quick & Easy Spaghetti Bolognese meat sauce is bursting with flavor and cooks in just 30 minutes! http://www.errenskitchen.com/quick-easy-spaghetti-bolognese/
jenn-oddballpunk: siderealv: So I discovered that Prowl loaf fits perfectly in this box I have, and then a few minutes later I glanced over and he was glaring at me. That look says there shall be retribution.
did-you-kno: In 1988, the late Israel Kamakawiwo'ole called a sound studio at 3am, said he had an idea, and asked if he could come record. He was so polite, the studio owner said yes even though it was late. He showed up 15 minutes later, sang
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