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ashcatlady: sarahoutofthewoodswood: howyougetthefangirl: ttaylor-is-queen: paulodidomenico: imstillfearless: twopaperairplanes1989: costumeswift: GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN
jameshardenjr: give-me-caniff-or-give-me-death: costumeswift: GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I ASKED ABOUT HIM PERFORMING AT THE 1989 TOUR Fiiiiiiine Retweet
well-welly-well-belly-belle: I love how baby boomers will talk about child-rearing like “I was beaten and repressed as a kid and turned out fine” and then like fifteen minutes later they’ll be like “A cashier at a clothing store wouldn’t take
me: i should finish a drawing some day 2 minutes later me: haha noEP
frickerstein: today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us to follow him and so we all left the room and he changed the clock so it was like 6pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the hallway with his backpack and
dogapult: svvitzerland: people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like i reblogged this post and ten minutes later my boyfriend texted me with this
jaycost: jaycost: Fuck me, I’m so horny 30 minutes later: Not anymore, everything sexual repulses me
I just wanted to search “Paul McCartney live in the Red Square” but YouTube didn’t think so… Some minutes later I opened my frige and… THERE WAS PAUL MCCARTNEY REALLY
askmessysketch: What about the rest of mah mouth? ((I didn’t know what would happen when I just started sketching Messy’s face there then about 10-15 minutes later I had drawn this… okay |D Unknown pegasus there can be whoever you’d like it to
isle-of-forgotten-dreams: (/; 3;)/ Y’all just want me ded oh nuh~! it’s represents kinda well (/’3’)/ After I drink caffeine I go to sleep but 5 minutes later I have a really bad Panic Attack. (/;3;)/*It suppsoed to be animated~!!!!!!!! I HATE
datcatwhatcameback: *sits down with spaghetti* YAY! SPAGHETTI TIMES! *ten minutes later* Somebody ate my spaghetti. D: *burp* xD Silly Skoony~ :P
fearingfun: jykinturah: royalsketchbook: 10 minutes later: Rarity: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!? I YELLED AT THE PRINCESS! MY CAREER IS O-O-V-VERRRRR!!!” *sobs* *digs into second quart of ice cream* She got away with the dress! That Celestia face in the last
jessebpinkmans: “It’s 20 years, and 54 minutes later, but this winter, there’s an unpleasant chill in the air. After learning her father died because the piemaker brought his mother back to life, Chuck disappeared into the night. The piemaker
teenagecumdump:still-edging-switch:aus-atc:“Oh, you’re twice my age, mister??”10 minutes later… 👆I remember a guy told me that when he found out he was twice my age he immediately got hard…
When you just had dinner and someone catches you at the fridge 20 minutes later getting more food and they say: "But you just ate dinner like 20 mi..."
I ordered my boyfriend’s Christmas gift and my friend told him what it was twenty minutes later.
savarend replied to your post “savarend replied to your post: Let’s be real here, Eren … it’s ok i…” at first jean is like HELL YEAH HE’S STARIN’ T MY BUTT and then armin is still staring like five minutes later and jean
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vanimes: My sister was just like “pretty little liars? Why not ugly tall honest people?” And like two minutes later she shouted Abraham Lincoln
callithump: callithump: kenma is the only hq kid i draw semi regularly and i still dont know how i want to ??? do this i drew this one a few minutes later but didnt feel like editing the photoset at the time
So I chaperoned the school dance tonight and…-I saw a couple break up and then make up several minutes later-Watched kids spend the first hour playing hacky sack with balloons until a teacher forced the Popular Juniors to dance-Prevented 4 kids
great-and-small:Nice lady at the park: wow your dog is so elegant!My dog not 5 minutes later:
Me: I’m gonna watch WALL-E and not cry like a bitch at the the end this time.-98 minutes later-Me: *cries like a bitch*
freedemonhugs: freedemonhugs: this is the kinda shit that keeps me up at night here we are ten minutes later and my brother asks me “are you still laughing at that lizard”
Flamel: No smut today!Me: Okay. o3o*10 minutes later and Flamel’s going down on Eremes*Me: … *in my mind: NOT COMPLAINING ♥*
awwww-cute: Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him
hardcoregrandma: awwww-cute: Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him coolin
havinfun2016: My wife texted these to me while I was at work. I told my boss that I did not feel well and was fucking her twenty minutes later. she was so wet when i got home.
echoesinthewindarchive-blog: You know when sometimes you meet someone so beautiful and then you actually talk to them and five minutes later they’re as dull as a brick? Then there’s other people, when you meet them you think, “Not bad. They’re
releasethemurderbirds: releasethemurderbirds: My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products
noyouplum: Pete’s World AU↳ Better With Four, pt. 3 “All right, you two, for the last time: go to sleep.” *5 minutes later*
urbancatfitters: me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok
smolperalta: me: *has an emotional breakdown* me, literally five minutes later:
marrecarandgi: Star Wars incorrect quotes part 34, where Hux already planned his and Kylo’s wedding and named their future children, but he isn’t planning to tell Kylo about all these until 314 days 20 hours and 17 minutes later.
mothurs: me: i’m done posting personal shit onlineme 5 minutes later: it all started when i was 4 years old and
mamoru: i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash my hands, i leave, then
incorrectzodiacquotes:Taurus, parking the car: Can you get a table for us?Aries: Sure!*A few minutes later*Aries, sprinting out of the restaurant carrying a table: START THE CAR!Taurus: What the fu-
incorrectunsolvedquotes:Ryan: [trips on nothing]Shane: Haha, you’re so clumsy.5 minutes later:Shane: [punching the air] What’s your fucking problem, huh?! What did he ever do to you!?
thebootydiaries:me: wakes upme: ahh what a lovely dayme literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams
thebootydiaries:me: *overthinks everything and cries**5 minutes later*also me: *sees funny post and laughs* oh okay im back
alyona11:gawayne:me, Planning: this is about war and lossme, two minutes later: this is about leela thinking narvin is adorable when he’s fixing things Narvin IS adorcable when he’s fixing things
tchaikovskaya: tchaikovskaya: french people will really be like “our société? culturally catholique? mais non, this country is laïque there is no public religion to be found here!” and then 5 minutes later say “oh we do not work tomorrow because
floozys: floozys: floozys: omg ok i found my mom’s dildo on my sisters 18th birthday and i had to go in a limo like 5 minutes later and everyone else was like having fun and dancing and shit and like the whole journey i was just sitting in the corner
bitchyhistory: lampsarepeopletoo: lampsarepeopletoo: my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it best parental
catsirl:me: everyone needs to just b chill 😇 me 10 minutes later at a red light: WHY👏ARE👏WE👏NOT👏MOVING
pre-t –> 1 year on t This time last year I was filling up a syringe with my first shot of T. 13.5ml and 50 syringes later and I’m a year on T. The whole thing is so surreal
sluttyaunty: clippy57:Come on over for some fun 😜 10 minutes later I was over at Aunt Millicent’s house with my cock jammed in her slutty mouth
headmeetsdesk: radioactivemoose: so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy so i got one and wrote this on top: and left it on a table in the studio less than five minutes later people were
I’m really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care
basedgosh: sometimes i picture imaginary arguments with people and i think aboutwhat i would say in response to certain points and i get so heated until like 5 minutes later when i realize that the argument isnt actually happening I used to have this
my little sister was telling a story about the Gems and she was using toys as stand-ins for the characters and Pearl was this small motorized toy. While she was talking she accidentally dropped Pearl who then ran under a cabinet and then I spent 5 minutes
lesbigem: 20 minutes later i end up with THIS GAY SHI T
here is a Fallout 4 tip from me: don’t go into the Massachusetts State House unless you have lots of weapons and ammo (and maybe power armor) and some time on your hands. Don’t be like me and think “oh, it should only take a few minutes to go through
Me: *takes my congestion medication, which I know contains a pretty powerful stimulant*Me, approximately 15 minutes later, having completely forgotten I took anything: *panics and thinks I’m dying because everything is suddenly so much MORE and FAST
miki3dx: Faith Bimbo Training | shots 23-25Faith pushes the strapless dildo deeper on her wet pussy…it sticks perfect on her tight hole…the aphrodisiac lube keeps her hot and she feels excited at every little movement…Few minutes later Janine enters
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