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izzysenpai:crashlol:It still blows my mind that they were able to slip a Beyonce reference into LOK I love iti dont think anyone understands the irony of this. that dance scene is from ‘girls run the world’ and literally ten minutes later kuvira shows
bpdgargrunkpines: having a meltdown and then feeling 100% ok 3 minutes later
ashcatlady: sarahoutofthewoodswood: howyougetthefangirl: ttaylor-is-queen: paulodidomenico: imstillfearless: twopaperairplanes1989: costumeswift: GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN
futureluddite: alexkablob: breastforce: Donald Trump Jr posted the actual emails that prove Russian collusion on his twitter I’m sure his Lawyers are very happy about this He did it to preempt NYT posting them like two minutes later. The actual
parks-and-rex: When you both say goodnight on the phone but catch each other on tumblr minutes later
well-welly-well-belly-belle: I love how baby boomers will talk about child-rearing like “I was beaten and repressed as a kid and turned out fine” and then like fifteen minutes later they’ll be like “A cashier at a clothing store wouldn’t take
thoodleoo: me: okay i’ve complained enough about this it’s time to put it to rest me five minutes later: actually you know what-
straightboyfriend: me: hey i should do some laundry & clean my room me 30 minutes later when the Executive Dysfunction sets in:
peachminusonne:when he say he dont feel so good but ten minutes later,,
mamoru: kraftykrak3n: mamoru: i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!!
omfgshefuckinded: vivienvalentino: the same people who scream “I’m leaving, this is the final straw” every time staff fucks up are here five minutes later shitposting spongebob memes. let’s be real you were here through the porn bots apocalypse,
skinnykookies: bpdgoner: me: wow i actually don’t feel so bad maybe i’m getting better! me 2 minutes later: Why is this so funny
ezorzea:thinking a post is funny but finding out op is a literal nazi 5 minutes later
tchaikovskaya:tchaikovskaya:french people will really be like “our société? culturally catholique? mais non, this country is laïque there is no public religion to be found here!” and then 5 minutes later say “oh we do not work tomorrow because
Why is it that every time I even get remotely mad, I feel like bawling my eyes out minutes later? Phone is off so texts and calls are useless.
tateware: me: *summons a demon* demon: why did you summon me puny human………. me: wanna netflix and chill? demon: i wouldnt mind being a demon is exhausting [20 minutes later] demon: this isn’t netflix and chill!!! it’s GAY SEX!!!
urbancatfitters: me: I’m doing pretty well, I feel pretty good me ten minutes later: not once in my life have I ever been ok
jessedamatos: me: on the verge of a breakdown me, three minutes later: im horny
allonsyforever: Tumblr mobile: I didn’t post your post. It went into the void and it’s gone now Tumblr mobile 2 minutes later: I posted it 16 times in a row for emphasis
theshitneyspears: Me: Man this edible ain’t doing shit Me 30 minutes later:
Happy Saturday Matty! So we weren’t necessarily planning on submitting anything this week…but this morning, mid-snuggle, T jumped up and told me not to move. I simply burrowed my head further into the blankets. A few minutes later he hops back into
darrenandveronica: Him (as we drive away from the restaurant): Oh, I forgot to tell you to take off your shorts before we left. Me (taunting): Too bad, I’m already on the road. …a few minutes later Him: Can you stop at the gas station up here? Me
hogtied-jenny: Supposed to keep hogtied, but rope loosed just 15 minutes later
camigo2: When my son first entered me I wasn’t exactly a willing participant but a minute later I was begging him to cum with me. He’s such a good boy that he did cum with me and filled my womb with his seed.
fluffy-omorashi: News update!: foolish girl thinks she’s ok and keeps playing Animal crossing, 10 minutes later leaks turns in to a stream and soaks herself instead of being a good adult and just using the potty >\
princessharper76: Me: *feels the need to go potty, ignores it* Daddy: “Don’t forget to go potty, Princess.” Me: “I won’t..” *already struggling to hold* …. 10 minutes later …. Me: “It’s coming out.. into my panties!” *tries to
4th of july challenge, will ink, color, and etc later.
bblatinbottom81: armyboydanny: thebrofucker: He’s such a tough guy in the pics he sends to his girl, but five minutes later he’s back on his back for his commanding officers! Fucking hot!
zippo077: “Well what have here? I had had my doubts about you…now they’re confirmed”A few minutes later:“Hello Boss? You know that new girl? Well my suspicions were confirmed, caught her snooping…What? Yeah I’m sure…she even took of her
badtalents: ur girl will cuss ur ass tf out and wanna kiss u n lay on ur chest ten minutes later
adirtylilsecret: The story of my life TBH…I start off strong 20 minutes later I falter.
hotwife-elizabeth: HotWife Elizabeth meets this guys at WOB and 30 minutes later she’s laying on a hotel bed with him. This is the video she had him take for hubby. You can hear that he’s concerned that it’s too dark… of course HotWife Elizabeth
afterllfe: me: *feels fine* me literally 5 fuckingnf minutes later: the Suffering has begun see you all int he warm embrace of Hell
2013zarry: me: *gets really sad and has an emotional breakdown* me, ten minutes later: lmao that was so fuckin lame
teamrocketing: Me: *is at a party* Me: ok no discussing astrology this time Me 15 minutes later: Thats because you’re a libra actually
moonlandingwasfaked: chexgirlfriend: this man put broken glass from a cup into another cup he had with ice in it and minutes later forgot he did that and started eating the ice and the glass along with it so upon realizing he literally Ate Glass his
dirty-photos-of-my-dad: “Get out of my kitchen you little faggot” dad told me. But he was in my room with his dick in his ass a few minutes later
axelvalentine: I had to kill the first visitor I had in order to win the Hunger Games going on in my town. I paid tribute by putting flowers around him. 15 minutes later I got my first sponsor gift.
jadekittykat: 10 Grooms Blown Away By Their Beautiful Brides Everytime I see this post something inside of me screams everytime to reblog it. I could see this one second and then a few minutes later see it again and just “I can’t reblog this
spendthenightwith: paulodidomenico: ashcatlady: sarahoutofthewoodswood: ttaylor-is-queen: imstillfearless: twopaperairplanes1989: costumeswift: GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO MY TWEET WHEN I
slbtumblng: meekbot: Important Team-building Exercise: Sharing Minutes later… hehe fighting over garnet~ ;9
lesbigem: 20 minutes later i end up with THIS GAY SHI T cuties~ <3
pia-chan: royalsketchbook: 10 minutes later: Rarity: WHAT HAVE I DONE?!? I YELLED AT THE PRINCESS! MY CAREER IS O-O-V-VERRRRR!!!” *sobs* *digs into second quart of ice cream* XD teehee X3
bullysunite: You spiked your mom’s drink with a ton of estrogen. You the invited your bully over and led him to your mom’s room. Minutes later you received a picture from your bully of your mom saying thanks loser . You finally accomplished
baasheepa: After howling for an hour about wanting to go out, five minutes later, she’s making it clear she’s ready to come back in.
fuckmytwinkboyfriend: My boyfriend woke up early Saturday morning to cook breakfast for everyone in the cabin that we rented out for the weekend. I decided to get up about 30 minutes later to see if he needed any help. When I walked into the kitchen,
thirstinism: ashcatlady: sarahoutofthewoodswood: howyougetthefangirl: ttaylor-is-queen: paulodidomenico: imstillfearless: twopaperairplanes1989: costumeswift: GUYS I REPOSTED THIS ON INSTAGRAM AND A FEW MINUTES LATER PATRICK STUMP REPLIED TO
hentaiforevawork: X-Men - Rogue and Colossus are doing a power transfer to fight and save Psylocke from sentinels.5 minutes laters…Rogue : “ What the fuck are you doing ?!? “Colossus : “ I am not yet done. “Rogue : “ Huh?!… What’s the
momoneymohoes: brr7820: When your gf annoys you and then expects you to answer a FaceTime call 10 minutes later, this is all she’ll see 😍😍
hutchj: kisu-no-hi: Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created Did you mean: parents
fuck-customers: Funny story from the other night: A dad came into my cafe with his 3 year old daughter. He bought her a cookie and himself a coffee. They sit down, and I go back to my pre-closing cleaning. Three minutes later the dad walks up to
pornstarch: when you order at a restaraunt and your food comes like 5 minutes later
hardcoregrandma: awwww-cute: Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him coolin FREE HIM
ramihoe: me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !! me thirty minutes later:
noyouplum:Pete’s World AU↳ Better With Four, pt. 3 “All right, you two, for the last time: go to sleep.” *5 minutes later*
heavyblueballs: ”..He was feeling so sure he was gonna fuck her, but minutes later he was defeated…..”
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