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dawwwwfactory: Mom texted me, said she was going to be a mother again, a minute later i get this picture. Click here for more adorable animal pics!
perrys: have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
butchheat:I need Dyke bars to come back i need to sit at the bar as a hot tall butch comes over n asks if she could buy me a drink, and not 15 minutes later shes railing me in her truck
I playing Mother 3……this is fucking depressing so first I play as lucas the blonde dude ten minutes later I’m play as the father then after a boss battle BOOM the mother died …..I’m might cry a bit…..so …yea
botabu replied to your post “Hm… Should I play Earth Bound or do homework? hm….” earthbound always Seems fair enuff with my New Wii U this should be fun!! *3 minutes later* WHERE THE F*CK AM I SUPPOSED TO GO?!
xashleyc: trillaryclinton: leplastiquedick: nymphogirl05: the first time giving a blow job like 1 minute later this fucking website Lmao
allenbybeardsley: *video game boss the size of a skyscraper* “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" *ten minutes later* "that…was surprisingly easy." *video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* "ahhh this’ll
minazarei: allenbybeardsley: *video game boss the size of a skyscraper* “HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" *ten minutes later* "that…was surprisingly easy." *video game boss that is just normal dude with sword*
phantomrose96: me: *saves document for the first time in 1.5 hours* computer: *crashes two minutes later* me:
izzysenpai:crashlol:It still blows my mind that they were able to slip a Beyonce reference into LOK I love iti dont think anyone understands the irony of this. that dance scene is from ‘girls run the world’ and literally ten minutes later kuvira shows
johnleedraws: Drew some armor with my KCAI buddy Zoe Van Djik, and then I ran some errands. I got called a chink while crossing the street near Washington Square Park, and then 30 minutes later I got interviewed by a guy from WNYC about what I thought
funwithcheatingwives: nikikittenniki: Like clock work my neighbors wife leaves for work and a few minutes later my dogs start staring at my neighbors windows…its because the husband sits in the window and I’m sure he’s jacking off to me so I will
str8guysecrets: This guy seduced the gardener by slipping a Post-It underneath the glass of water he set on the banister for him which read: “I WANT 2 SUCK UR COCK. I AM ALONE. KNOCK IF U WANT.” Thirty minutes later, he’s riding that cock like
haybop86: bitchyhistory: lampsarepeopletoo: lampsarepeopletoo: my mom walked in on my boyfriend and i naked and then 5 minutes later she slipped this note under my door my mom responded to the situation by buying me a door knob with a lock on it
blackbullren: Vera’s boyfriend was way too occupied with his geeky friends in the party. So it was only a matter of time until I swoop in and played my gentleman charm. About 30 minutes later when her boyfriend started looking for her, it was already
tgurlswirl:sissybackforblack:miisbubbles:If i ever meet you while i’m out on town, if you buy me a drink, then this will be me on your fat cock 15 minutes later! ;) ♥ I love this and this is why we practice! of course for him but also because the
brunettelaidbare: Sometimes it takes me hours to curl my hair, and then minutes later it’s wavy. voll schön
littlemonkeydemon: gigglefuck: londonandrews: This is me, eating a pretzel in NYC, and five minutes later, I’m going to followed by that pretzel guy for six blocks, while he begs me for my number. I had to duck into a cab, to get him to leave me
jantoni0: There was no need for words. He simply pulled out his cock and stared at me. Less than a minute later I’m on my knees between his thighs nursing on his cock and sucking his balls. (via jantoni0)
doseofriends:me: wakes upme: ahh what a lovely dayme literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams
slutsinmydreams: Mark loved how his stepsister’s tight grip made every vein in his hard throbbing cock stand out. And Pamela loved how each inch of his shaft felt in her warm wet mouth a few minutes later.
cumdumpster9555: I dared my girlfriend to take a guy into the broom closet at the club, and ask him to quickly fuck her and nut in her. She took him in there and he came out about 2 minutes later. I went in, and she showed me this.
retiredjesus:did i really just dream about that… *10 minutes later* what the fuck did i dream about again lol
umarudon: *sees a mutual post about their url change* me: oh okay cool me, 10 minutes later: who the fuck
When you didn’t quite catch the terrible joke your friend just made and it’s FINALLY hitting you a minute later and also you evolved to hunt pelagic mollusks in perpetual darkness
itskkiss: Your wife took him to the bathrooms to fuck him right there in the pub…… you followed a few minutes later …… and neither of them know your there!😎
hardcoregrandma: awwww-cute: Let him out, came out a minute later to check on him coolin
myjourneymythoughts: deliciouskaek: moonblossom: jackiemakescomics: whitachi: vintar: I showed the Hawkeye Initiative to my dude ten minutes later I turned around and he was doing this quality dude excellent dude I will hold this dude up
floozys: floozys: floozys: omg ok i found my mom’s dildo on my sisters 18th birthday and i had to go in a limo like 5 minutes later and everyone else was like having fun and dancing and shit and like the whole journey i was just sitting in the corner
probend: *runs away* *comes back 30 minutes later for a snack*
releasethemurderbirds: releasethemurderbirds: My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products
exotos: so this white kid in my class came up to me and asked me to borrow a ruler. He took it without looking at it and he came back a few minutes later and said “I’m not really comfortable with using this.”
When you take hours to reply and then 5 minutes later they reply right back.
whatnycusedtobe: once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
heavymetallecturemonster: someone explain to me how parents can scream at you until you’re crying and then act like nothing happened 20 minutes later
sunaipajo: a guy on a motorcycle i’d never seen before waved at me earlier and i waved back basically just to be polite and then like six other dudes passed on bikes 10 minutes later and they all nodded or waved and i think i joined a gang you guys
headmeetsdesk: radioactivemoose: so for some reason hershey’s thinks that golden apples would be great to sell as valentine’s candy so i got one and wrote this on top: and left it on a table in the studio less than five minutes later people were
frickerstein: today in american lit a kid fell asleep and my teacher got up and told us to follow him and so we all left the room and he changed the clock so it was like 6pm and like 10 minutes later the kid ran into the hallway with his backpack and
tjaw96: If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.
dogapult: svvitzerland: people talking about their sexual experiences and u r in the corner like i reblogged this post and ten minutes later my boyfriend texted me with this
icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: coltre: if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something
maxofs2d: maxofs2d: “people are too PC and easily offended these days!!” *5 minutes later* WAHHH THEY REMOVED MY ASS POSE IM NEVER PLAYING THIS GAME I feel like I need to contextualize this a bit further, but this comment does a much better job
thoodleoo: thoodleoo: waiter: do you know what you’d like to orderme: yeah i’ll have a caesar saladwaiter: we’ll have that right out for you(a minute later all of the waitstaff and my best friend suddenly burst out of the kitchen and stab me 23
did-you-kno: Two European monarchs share the title of World’s Shortest Reign. In 1830, Louis-Antoine of France took the throne as King Louis XIX after his father’s resignation, but he, too, resigned 20 minutes later, and became the shortest-reigning
hutchj: kisu-no-hi: Pet peeve: People who yelled at you and made you angry but try to joke with you a few minutes later because they can’t stand the atmosphere they created Did you mean: parents
mamoru: kraftykrak3n: mamoru: i am so tired of peeing. i drink the water, which i apparently need to live or something, then i have to go put the water somewhere else five minutes later. i drink the water, i go to a place to un-drink the water, i wash
girthyencounters: “God damn…he was so fucking THICK, it hurt! I was just sure I was bleeding. 20 minutes later, the pain had turned into mind-numbing pleasure. I was drooling, constantly cumming and totally out of it. Since then, nothing gets
tracy4bbc: girthyencounters: “God damn…he was so fucking THICK, it hurt! I was just sure I was bleeding. 20 minutes later, the pain had turned into mind-numbing pleasure. I was drooling, constantly cumming and totally out of it. Since then,
5sob: michael followed a fan and he was her ¾, so she dm’ed him this then he answered ‘not anymore’ and unfollowed her but of course it was a joke and he followed her again 20 minutes later michael gordon clifford u little fucking shit
boob5sos: twerkonmemichael: I am sorry I reblogged this once and five minutes later I found out they were in my city for the night meeting fans
somecrazyrogue: .. Fucking Jay. Didn’t even reblog the prompt but.. guh fine. gdi) Nikklaus didn’t know how he came across such a picture, he didn’t know why he took a second look, he didn’t know why he was still looking five minutes later-
tenpmtofour: icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: coltre: if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something i am both these people
thatadhdfeel: That adhd feel when you start a project thinking it will be super stimulating and will cure all your boredom problems but five minutes later it’s like “ha you though lol nope” (bonus points if you spend more time setting up the thing
micdotcom: In March, 17-year-old Deven Guilford was pulled over. Six minutes later he was dead. Newly released video shows Michigan Sheriff’s Office Sgt. Jonathan Frost pulling over 17-year-old Deven Guilford because the teenager had been flashing
ramihoe: me after eating a large meal: i am never eating again !! me thirty minutes later:
