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gavingh: bbabygirlastrology: pperceptual: pessimists vs optimists pt 3 Signs as this text message Bear enthusiast: LEO, Libra, Pisces, Cancer, Taurus, Gemini Anthony: VIRGO, Capricorn, Aquarius, Scorpio, Aries, Sagittarius @keltbh
Damn I actually thought battling suicidal tendencies with art would help.. nope.
lollipop-2014: themarginistoosmall: “I would NEVER have guessed you had anxiety and depression issues ! You’re always so confident and everything !”Well The most me post ever
marymacdonald: social anxiety is realizing you’re lonely, not wanting to be lonely, being handed an opportunity not to be lonely, and still choosing to be lonely because despite every previous indicator that you would be welcome to join in on other
okaytrue: *comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death
moth666: *sees any monstrous creature* wow 10/10 would kiss
bluebell-fairy: hmm… it sure would suck if someone drew me. ….. tru ly. ….. awful…….i hope no one draws me ………. (reverse psychology) (please draw me)
allsadnshit: whatsgoodra: someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems* me: Holy shit
sportslesbian: i Love My Friends So MUch i would Die For Them if they’d let me
kitfisto: everyone: delete tumblr me: yeah haha! delete tumblr lol me secretly: i am dependent on this site for interaction and validation and would have a crisis if i couldnt use it
pardonmewhileipanic: thestasher: That’s a keeper for the wedding album. this would be the cover of my thank you for attending cards
bulbrat: I personally would love to be dead
asgardreid: The only thing that’d be more potentially embarrassing than my internet history would be my calculator history, a chronicle of all the painfully simple math I couldn’t manage to do in my head.
pink-natural: Farmers: What is she doin’ out there? Me, In a corn field: *Banging two pots together* IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF I WERE TO GET ABDUCTED RIGHT NOW!
osirisingold: trinathewolf: kyleehenke: its the simple things in life unmute this holy shit If I showed my girlfriend this our baby would be out and we could leave the hospital , I almost pissed lol
terracamilia: i identify with greg universe on a personal level because I too, if presented with a million dollars, would continue to seek out the cheapest options and feel incredibly guilty/anxious about spending large amounts of money
dutchster: if I had to pin point my biggest flaw, it would probably be me
bpdsuperboy: the lengths i would go to to both get attention and avoid it….astounding
karshilicious: it would explain a lot
memeufacturing: “struggle with depression” would almost seem to imply that i am bad at depression when i am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed
foxmulders: i’m not saying i need validation to live i’m just saying that if my heart was flatlining and the doctor started telling me how great i was instead of trying to revive me my ass would be conscious within ten seconds
shakarian-calibrations:No offense but I would die for commander Shepard and garrus vakarian
setheverman: defalt-jb-defalt: setheverman: hello welcome to my house don’t be too loud or the attic demons will murder you would you like something to drink? :) hi quick question, can i fuck the demons why do i even go on this website anymore
otherwindow: Dva | Forest Spirit 🌱Legend states that the spirit of a young woman protects the forest, scaring away poachers as if it were a game.Blood and other visual effects replaced by leaves.Call Mech replaced with Grow Mech.Self Destruct replaced
waiteverybodyhide: thecringeandwincefactory: thehappysorceress: Elspeth Beard, shortly after becoming the first Englishwoman to circumnavigate the world by motorcycle. Her journey took 3 years and covered 48,000 miles. Uh, just as a warning to anyone
Knowing my fat ass if I were Belle I would have tried a hell of a lot harder to eat all those foods during Be Our Guest
stfumoo: Temperature sensitive glass tiles this would be awesome for shower sex.
thedame: planstobesurprised: Oh my gosh. This is in Madrid, I went there last month in April, its enormous and the birds get inside and all you can hear is twittering, I would love to throw a ball here. I mean like a costume ball, with dancing and
icedout90s: this photo would look so much better if wouldn’t have any piercings :(
valleyhoodlum: “Some thought it weak. Others thought it power. What would you think, with a head full of flowers” -The Man Who Loved Flowers
vastderp: brashblacknonbeliever: With Father’s day fast approaching, I would like to send a shout out to the people typically ignored on days like this: To the people with abusive fathers To the people absentee fathers To the people who don’t know
blastortoise: laserbabe: blastortoise: svvitzerland: bitches be like “I SWALLOW” but they cant even drink pulp smh fakes pulp is nasty cum isn’t. Sit yo ass down you would rather have somebody’s sperm in your mouth than fruit ya damn right
oldshowbiz: your teenage hangout as you remember it
zigarek: lacewings: Mermaids, 1990 As would be a man.
perdidot: tag yourself as a cat, I’m croissant
Karen’s wearing the same clothes as yesterday!
i wish i was prettier or more lady-like so my mom would maybe compliment me sometimes
mahakavi: I hate alcohol culture and I especially hate when my friends are caught up in it. I hate that drinking is seen as a rite of passage, and I hate that turning 21 in the US means you have to publicly declare and prove that you love alcohol by
frank-freaking-tastic:I may be trash, but i’m high quality trash. Premium trash. Grade A trash. The kind of trash your mom would look at and say “should this be recycling?” Yeah i’m that kind of trash.
nissan420sx: A compilation of scene girls giving their Myspace ID as proof.
igglooaustralia: When you’re introverted as fuck, and your friend drags you to a party and then leaves you by yourself @lil–queen *riri voice* yeah I said it
klefable: you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with
angelwanxiety: And as the final installment of “getting caught up on things I’ve been tagged in”@russetgandalf tagged me for a selfie 😬 I have some amazing and gorgeous followers! Go follow her y’all
i-am-an-assbutt-of-the-lord: wwhatevver-ampora: lesbianathogwarts: bashdoard: fuckyeah-bill: Promoing at the beach Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were
fraternityrow: the-happy-trail: Would love to clean him off ;) Today’s featured tumblr: the-happy-trail
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youwontunderstandmeuntilimgone: sext: girl i’m going to make you scream so loud it’ll put monsters inc out of business You don’t understand, guys. Just THINK about how much scream that would take. That’s not erotic. That’s worthy of an
distancemakesmyhearthurt: thewintersoulja: frappemako: the-one-inside: someottersmarryhedgehogs: noiselesspatientspider: iheartuniversecookies: angelas-extrasandstuff: I would like to share this beautiful passage with all of you, it’s long,
zackisontumblr: i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny
venula: things i would like to do: kiss your face kiss not your face see you smile always idk buy you things make you mac and cheese learn all your favourite songs tell you that u r a cutie have a sleepover without sleep u feel me etc
And I swear, when I had a feeling I wanted your hand around my neck tonight, I never knew that when you tightened your grip, I would be so turned on. I missed you so much, I’m glad I’m back.
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doijustgohome: ericisntfunny: My my would you look at the time… gentleman-onthestreets
stop-chicken-nugget-abuse: nevvzealand: happy birthday someone I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE
swimming-northbound: this is literally all the motivation i would need
its-a-combat-skirt: revybutt: building-an-unstoppable-fist: possiblets: let’s be honest here, who would ‘t cheat in chemistry next level cheating. this is some naruto shit It’s like that episode of soul eater
juliejay: morphua: ncrussell: theycallmeparrot: estebanwaseaten: moyaofthemist: ilovecharts: The total area of solar panels it would take to power the world, Europe, and Germany “In just six hours, the world’s deserts receive more energy
thepersiangoddess: cristiiinakrs: skindeap: shakeitoffpickyourselfup: aromaeus: jshaath: Please take one minute out of your day and watch this. It’s the ugly truth. I hear no lies. yoooo I did not think she would go there but then she did I
pdoolz: words-of-emotion: How lovely it would be to be there