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Looks like it would feel good for both those guys.somebody needs to lick that up though.
Bishopbriggs, Strathclyde age 46 - sexy lady is lookin 4 some black men who are up for fun anything considered as would love 2 try new experiences in the sex department …. give me a line if u think u could satisfy this lonely lady xx … if
I would so marry this cutie teenie-weenie. Me casaba con esta monada de picha-corta.
“I would read your blog even if it only contained two hundred and forty-three types of tobacco ash.”
“Medusa†by Rafido. Your last sight, as you feel yourself turn into solid stone.
lovemenofallsizes: He loves eating my ass As would I…
disclaimer: be careful when dealing with law of talos because who fucking knows how it works and you could end up as a 50ft giant statue
harvzilla: Pleasure Island Gift Shop One of the mini projects I want to explore this year is thinking about Pleasure Island as an actual place and designing shirts to go in there gift shop. I am hoping to make this a monthly thing with one new design
harvzilla: Fur? Candy More colours, more flavours, more transformation possibilities. What would your dream bean do?The rules of bean TF are each bean can only do one thing, so for example: Height Increase, Weight Loss, IQ reduction, Inhibition lowering,
laurenethedream:Only a total attention whore would go out for a dog walk like this.
itbecomesher: pleasetortureme: She’s in ecstasy. As would I be. 101
Lots of extra room in this bucket…..look at the slack with a fist shoved in it. Thanks for the submission Mr and Mrs Ofist! Yes, that is a marvelously slack pussy - one hand is simply not enough to fill her - no wonder dicks would be next to useless
gapegirl: I’ll try my best to grip on your cock;) Xoxo gapegirl Lol, your pussy looks so mushy, used up and slack. I bet it has the gentlest grip that can barely hold a cock let alone squeeze it. I bet small dicks would just slip out of your pussy
I’m 25 and my pussy looks like this….I love it. Wish I would have started stretching sooner. This is after less than a year of stretching. Haven’t found anything that we can’t get my pussy to wrap itself around yet!!Thanks for the submission,
slackholes: Its like fucking a coffee pot full of warm jello…. Wow, looks like fucking her would be like sticking your dick out of an open window into warm foggy weather. No friction. Too big for dicks.
cheesecakes-by-lynx: I was in the mood for some workout-Jenny today, so here are some sketches.“But why would Jenny need to work out, she’s a robot!”Cuz workin’ on yo fitness is hot.
He was a bit of a bully, he was the boy who had took your girlfriend’s cherry. But you truly believed that he had offered your mom a job at his parent’s house as a compensation.Years later, shortly after your wedding, your mom showed you
askbluefast: THIS POST IS TO BE PLAYED WITH MUSIC SO HELP ME http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8yw0wp6h8s This post is a homage to all the great people who inspired, motivated, and supported me as I took up askbluefast, thank you so much; I couldn’t
cutypiegay: I wanted to hear him. But i was im the same room as my mother.
cheshirecatsmile37art: Madii has a sunburn!Because I’m horrible and wanted to see what she would look like with a burn/tanPoor baby Horns don’t burn, right?
I just realized the shirt Zach Callison was wearing at the AT/SU panel was Charmander as Commander Shepard (this shirt). I love that
suift-duroo: If you ever wanted to get as close as you can to standing next to Ash IRL, there’s a life-sized statue of him at Roppongi Hills in Tokyo that’s been recently put up.
urserlicious: competetive multiplayer game where one person plays a baby and another person has to go around baby proofing their house and the baby’s goal is to kill itself as fast as possible
insomniacs-rps: Louie laughed as Jean tried to bite him, still holding him down with great strength. He raised a brow when the blond finally spoke, enjoying the sound of his voice despite it being rather hoarse. “Calm down.” He said as he released
moosemarine: did-you-kno: Brian Banks spent 5 years in jail and had to register as a sex offender after a high school girlfriend accused him of rape so her parents wouldn’t know she’d had sex. She also sued the school district and won ũ.5
theelderscrotes: theelderscrotes: soft boys…… reblog if u agree #soft as in physically squishy/chubby?#or soft as in gentle and kindhearted Yes
masasei: heyooo I wanted to clear some stock as well as raise money for a button machine (finally) everything in my storenvy is currently 10% off with the promocode MINKU !! the promo ends on August 25th. Also a reminder, the chiral night prints are
maybelletea: you know those feels when you’re so into something and you just wanna talk about it all the time but everyone else around you would be like wat
gay-swimmers: CLICK AND DRAG to see your results that will determine what your life would be like if you were in the hq!! universe! ((epilepsy warning))
slashfilled-mind: coffeeandsleeping: if there was a way to make your blog have a smell, so that everyone visiting your blog automatically smelled it, what would you make your blog smell like? This is actually really interesting to see people reply
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
notanotherheichoublog: 木々＠ついった
inkedaway: I … no, I’ve no idea what the fuck I’m even doing at this point. I saw an Undertale pokemon AU with the characters as pokemon somewhere but I recall seeing Sans as a Gengar and my mind was all like “B-but Cubone!” So thus here.
So I totally just pre-ordered the Rufus Shinra Play Arts Kai figurine… Also, I’m really excited for the Vincent that’s supposed to be coming out~ He looks so awesome in this version as compared to previous ones
I really wish ppl wouldn’t let their kids play in the halls of my building??? Like it’s nice outside??? Take your child out into the sun????? Not everyone is as enamoured with your shrieking offspring as you seem to be. Please stop forcing
thequeenofgoblins: gladerperfection: *presses the button as fast as possible* I’d be dead in 4 weeks from Gigi and Rae and Garris and Wrex being allowed into the same house with me. Oh and I wouldn’t fucking know what to do with Optimus Prime but
Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
Reblog with what you would tell your 13-year-old self in the tags.
theblackoaksyndicate: One of my life goals is to help start an ethical porn company. Where the actors all agree to work with each other, safe words are mandatory, as well as condoms. Everything is halted once the word “no” or “stop” is uttered
teen-stud: coachela: vxis: cockkkkkkkk: overachievious: hallucinogenicteaparties: quitechanel: This is a bathroom where people can’t see you but you can see them so if they were to look in the mirror it would seem as if they were looking right
thecommonchick:my parents got me into this habit of hoarding every plastic bag. it doesn’t matter what size. as long as there’s no hole i’ll keep it.I only do this so I can use them to clean the litter box…
.50 desert eagle…heavy as fuck. When them clowns have them in their sagging pants running around in movies…know that those are fake…u need a heavy-duty holster! Real talk mayne!
My legs are sore as fuck my throat is killing me I am sunburned this paint won’t come off my legs I am so tired I could sleep for days but I would do it all over again in a heart beat .
dirtystorytime: I’d try to be good. Honestly, I would. I’d start just sitting behind you, and running a cloth or some soap up and down your arms. I’d wash your hair as you leaned forward and let me scoop handfuls of water to rinse the soap clean.
AY ALL YALL BITCHES as it turns out, I’m actually a pretty fucking fabulous cook. I only cook two things really, but they’re pretty fucking good. My usual is enchiladas, but I learned how to make artichoke heart noodles and dey iz guud
so pokeshaming is a thing i like imagining Sylveon as very cat-like, so imagine it having feline behaviors such as it leaving dead little “gifts” for its trainer :3c
mrcammaster4: princessharumi: LMAO OMG this isn’t even sad or anything, we were all expecting that she would die but SHE FUCKING MADE HER OWN OUTLINE BEFOREHAND AND FELL ON IT terezi ilu i want to be u when i grow up You want to be a dead troll
thats-fuckinhot: foreverharlot: obscenite: thats-fuckinhot: obscenite: thats-fuckinhot: thats-fuckinhot: obscenite: almost perfect…if only they were both brunettes. Good times. Wigs are fun … FHP would be interesting as a blonde … Might
billciipher: imagineyouricon: imagine your icon as the protagonist of the last show you watched If you need a laugh please look at the tags on this post
homeiswherethestuckis: homeiswherethestuckis: do you think the trolls ever try to think up valid human names? Karkat: DID YOU NOTICE THAT ALL HUMAN NAMES ARE FOUR LETTERS LONG? EXCEPT THE LAST NAME THAT’S AS LONG OR SHORT AS IT WANTS I GUESS. Kanaya:
So my dad is getting me a Drawing Tablet as my Birthday gift and I wanted to ask you guys what's a good one to buy. This is my first one so I dunno what would be good. Also if its complicated to use, I actually don’t mind because I will most
I just try to copy Ivory’s character descriptions as well as everyone elses’ fanfiction TBQFH
Did…did anyone else think that them running face first into eachother would have hurt at least a little??
“You’re terrible with a sword,” Sapphire ground her teeth and struck with as much force as she could muster, sacrificing proper form in her anger. The ruby hardly had to lean out of the way; their bladed forearm stopping her weapon in its tracks.
leyashii: ☆ Steven Universe, Miraculous Ladybug AU!! From that scene in episode 1x02 “The Bubbler” ☆ (Pearl = Marinette; Amethyst = Adrian; Young Greg = Nino, Garnet = Alya)Check out my original MLB AU post here w/ Pearl as Ladybug and
r0rschach: rlpaperadventures: if Korra was a dude you know the fan artists would never miss out his toned arms and his rippling absand yet a lot of art just depicts Korra as really skinny with super massive boobs why korra’s muscle and build is
jen-iii: Rebecca has such a good grasp of giving people things they never thought they needed like We could be like ‘Oooohhh, I would love it to be this!’ and she’s all like ‘Nonono, what you REALLY want is THIS’ and we’re like ‘Oh shit!!!
I don’t like bringing this up but I just fixed my ko-fi account so I can now receive any kind of help for my up coming trip to aussyland, I’ll be there for a year so I have to buy health insurance there, it’s a bit costly so any help would
SO, i have made the personal decision that since i just can’t ship ‘white rose’ and 'bumblebee’ as much as i want to (and believe me, i’ve tried), for now on i will not be posting romantic shipping art for rwby any art from
And the Bellababe is DONE :V Bodywise she has a bit of a tan, at least compared to Weiss pfft, also a bit more muscle as well as… boobage :v I couldn’0t find a proper top for her so I improvised with a slightly modified version of the steampunk top?
