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thepervertedgentleman: Dave and Jessica’s Teensexcouple website would have to be my favorite amateur porn site. I would check in often to see if they uploaded something new. Their stuff if great! But sadly, they haven’t done anything new in over
I. Would. Fucking. Destroy. Her. you can tell this bitch is just a slut queen. I bet she sucks a mean dick as well. It wouldn’t make much difference when I’m ramming my cock down her throat.
What would i do with? Tim Tebow After a long game id meet him in the locker room and help him undress into nothing but a musky jockstrap. He’d push down on my head and grin as i wrapped my mouth around his thick cock. He’d flex for me, pressin
chastedijit: ropedoll: smbdboi: rubberbondageboy: redskinbd: Who’d be Brave Enough……to undergo this kind of total restraint? I volunteer. As would I, most readily. Me Perhaps my strongest and most commonly returning fantasy I know I would
casynuf: askug /*o*/ AW YEAH! LOOK AT HIM SLEEPING ON HIS TAIL AS USUAL! HIS TAIL CAN DO ANYTHING! HAHA! THANKS ALOT CASY! I TOLD YOU NOT TO, BUT OH WELL XD THIS IS AWESOME AND ADORABLE x3 OASIFHLKJHFLKJhelkfhLKF
dominalova: Lovely Heels Perfect place for me to submit to. Her boots digging deep into my body would be a huge turn-on, as would making me lick every inch of them.
I wish both sexy employees would torture me with their beautiful nylon-clad feet and stilletto heels bygrinding against my cock real hard. They then can both force me to submit to foot and shoe worship to teach me respect, as would a spanking or two from
nylon-worship: husband-slave I wish she did this to me. Her stocking-clad feet smothering all over my face would be a big turn-on, as would shoe worship.
alivetotellthetail:From the 2014 Bridal Collection by Berta. (In colors, it would be a fantastic evening gown, as would many in the Berta collection).
hotwifecompendium: Wow, thanks again to Anon for submitting this awesome pic of his wife riding some guys cock. Love the back view of her panties pulled to the side and her tight pussy gripping his cock. Would love to see more from this session as would
bitches1ntheclub: I would definitely try to pick her up. As would I
fraternityrow: leakedmen: Not to condone kidnapping, but I would easily tie you to my bed and never let you go. I would be a willing accomplice :) Horny? Come here ;)
anyone that has experience with gumroad - would you recommend it?Since I’ve found about it and I’m sort of CONSIDERING it as a possible platform to sell (fan)comic and art packs, sfw and nsfw likewise stuff like that since the idea of a patreon stresses
I hope you don’t mind that I gave Malachite a ‘voice’(Submitted by anonymous)
emilociraptor: andythanfiction: The data is out now and I know you’ve seen it. 46% of eligible voters did not vote. 25.6 voted Clinton. 25.5 voted Trump. Enough people will be talking about the low turnout as a bad thing (and it’s absolutely
I have to make a power point on a future career I would like to have for my Career Ed.class….I seriously have no clue and do not have a passion for anything whatsoever so might as well just have fun with it and make it on being a ‘Coordi
bunnyomega: periegesisvoid: agateophilic-bitch: periegesisvoid: an LGBTQ coffee shop called lesBean Or a regular fucking coffee shop because that would be discrimination. chill bro it’s a fucking pun Cishets want to be oppressed so bad.
felinavoncrop: Erm hello me. A little credit would be nice. As would not re-uploading my own pictures
rubitrightintomyeyes: dracophile: mousathe14: wackd: scienceninjaturtle: The Earnest Adventures of Spider-Dad Not gonna lie I would read like a kajillion issues of this As would I. Anthony Holden does adorable domestic well. If you’re not following
mousathe14: wackd: scienceninjaturtle: The Earnest Adventures of Spider-Dad Not gonna lie I would read like a kajillion issues of this As would I. Anthony Holden does adorable domestic well. If you’re not following his tumblr already, you should.
pale-belly-deactivated20220508:I would like to gain a little* weight, as a treat.*100 pounds
ourholestory: A would just be gushing everywhere. -D As would Buffy. :)
A little something for PJ Sat. ourbareside Very well done sir! I think that this would be the most common image that people would think of when they think of a man in pajamas, and you pulled it off perfectly. I’m also a camo fan, so extra props
Oh God, Armin would totally be the kid that listens to a lot of old music, because of his grandpa. He probably wouldn’t be aware of top 40 for an embarrassingly long time. Once he did, obviously, it would open up a threshold and he’d love
sunflowyr: halorvic: Even if I said what you think I said you would need to cite a more specific grievance Here’s an itemised list of 30 years of disagreements #S W E E T J E S U S
ursidaez:if i ate the lps chow i would live 100000 years
fromgallifreywithluv:Oh, you should have seen it, that old planet. The second sun would rise in the south, and the mountains would shine. The leaves on the trees were silver, and when they caught the light every morning, it looked like a forest on fire.
natural-magics: gothiccharmschool: Look. At this. CAKE. Bird skulls molded from chocolate! wickedaffair: trixietreats: “Food artist Annabel de Vetten, also known as Conjurer’s Kitchen, created this incredible skull wedding cake for the Eclectic
laughtergalore: artemispanthar: All instances of Amethyst (+ Opal) summoning her whip thus far (I don’t think we’ve ever seen her dispel her weapon) Has anybody else noticed that the whip changes? Amethyst can choose which style she would like
I think its funny how transparently Greg is hinting around for Steven to go get Pearl to help clean the storage unit at the beginning of “Maximum Capacity”. He’s just like “Who would organize a mess this big, though? … :)” as if he
of course, my suspension of disbelief with fiction is super high in general. Continuity errors, so long as they aren’t major (and even if they are, as long as it doesn’t flip-flop. Changing once doesn’t really bother me, especially with on-going
dragonageconfessions: CONFESSION: I’m going to be so upset if Merill doesn’t come back in a big way in DA4. I mean, how great would it be to either have her as your ally or your enemy (allied with Fen'Harel/Solas) depending whether or not she
thinking about it, I think the most #Me theoretical SU character would be a Fusion between Pearl and Greg. Like, they’ll never fuse in-show but if they did the resulting Fusion would probably basically just be me.
tory-b: mousathe14: wackd: scienceninjaturtle: The Earnest Adventures of Spider-Dad Not gonna lie I would read like a kajillion issues of this As would I. Anthony Holden does adorable domestic well. If you’re not following his tumblr already,
chemical-lightning-keg: o-mew: ifyoudcntknow: deanwinchestersshortshorts: deathbruja: If Jesus was here today he would sit with lgbpqa and trans/nb people and people of color and lift them up lets be real here he would not seek to help the wealthy
bird-yaoi: koujaku would absolutely love eating noiz out because his bf would make the cutest noises and squirm… koujaku knows he’s doing a good job when noiz wraps his legs around his shoulders and pulls on his hair noiz probably has a nice clit
heathyr: Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?
seraphatonin: noottersontheflightdeck: No but hear me out. Laverne Cox as Wonder Woman you called? (x|x)
bluemavor: But, as many thought whenever they saw the graceful figure soaring through the air, it took a great hero and a terrible villain to make it all come about. And her name was Maleficent.
dematerialize: pearloftheswamp: thedailywhat: Above: The Storseisundet Bridge in Norway — known to locals as “the drunk bridge,” it was designed to appear unfinished when approached. hate. Oh my god. WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT. AHHHHHHHH
imthatguyfromearth: lauryn-pdf: cleopatratheonlyqueen: blazeduptequilamonster: alphasandassociates: loveforever86: beharie-nyongo: blistfullylustful: hunilek: ? what the fuck? you would be lucky if lupita would look your dusty ass way
kimreesesdaughter: The last screenshot 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 Yes Phillip. As an aside, a large group of African Americans would pass this criteria with a couple generations to spare, more than many (maybe even most) traditional trump voters.
It seems that I now need eleven hours of sleep a day to function. Where “function,” approximately amounts to, “Hey, look, breathing!” I promise I’ll get back to producing stuff as soon as possible, but for now I really need
merrybenjamas: sharkrobot: merrybenjamas: My favourite thing in the world is when guys say stuff like “Girls, take it from a guy; we prefer you with no makeup” etc etc as if girls just wear make up to impress guys as opposed to because they want
perfvert: xenzii: I was at Barnes and Noble today and saw this…then immediately thought of Sebastian. i read that as ‘ruining the home’ but then that would be written by grell
Look to your left. The first thing you see is what you would hoard as a dragon.
omgtsn:laughingsquid:A Healthy Breakfast of Yogurt, Peach, and Apple Disguised as an Egg and Friesdo this to me and i will kill you
fuckthisblogshit: letmespitonit: highkeygay: madredenutrias: becuzbacon: Hold a nice funeral I’ll love him even in death bye bae I’d be like whose a bae She would understand that shes gonna die as would I if i was in that situation
wifenme: “I love the way you would giggle when that as would wiggle” lol
the-wandering-wanderer: “I watched Fifty Shades of Grey the other day, and-you know that guy from Silence of the Lambs? Not as creepy. Not as creepy as the guy in Fifty Shades.” (X)
joshpeck: in theory I would like a lot of plants but realistically I’m doing a poor job of keeping myself alive so just think of what those poor plants would have to experience
lascenariste: allthingseurope: Jardin des Tuileries, Paris (by LenSOP) Sometimes I wish I was as brave as Claudia Kincaid and then I would run away and live in the Louvre (instead of the Met because c’mon, it’s Paris) and just hide in the bathroom
politicalsexkitten: Hi everyone, If you were following me last summer, you would know that my ex boyfriend passed away. He was murdered as he was walking home from the gym, and it was classified as a suicide. After months of trying to overturn this,
felldrake: Concept art from the back of the new Overwatch comic anthology confirms some designs we’ve only seen this year as well as goDDAMNIT WHERE WAS THE REINHARDT SKIN BLIZZARD
imagining weiss dressed as a sailor scout is making me feel happy mushy things… (○´3｀) blake dressed as a sailor scout or even tuxedo mask would make me explode (●♡∀♡)
there were times that were less funny than someone once thinking i actually deadass thought of yang as a girl clone of sun
