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lemon-drop-soda: tag yourself as one of my gijinka ocs I’m Florida
gazehoundz:gazehoundz:gazehoundz:my dear friends. my beloved followers and mutuals alike. this is a mandatory assessment. report back with your scoresAre you literatemaybe i should make a quiz for whether you understand jokes. why would i make an english
conclusivelyelusive: powerrprincess: i go through periods of “i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” followed by “i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” followed by “LIFE IS AWESOME
sunsetorangepeeta: do you ever wonder if anyone has a crush on you and then laugh at yourself because ew who would have a crush on you
I know it’s hump day, but how about my boobs instead? :) -E I will never say no to those beautiful boobs. While it isn’t technically a Hump Day shot, I am posting it on Hump Day regardless! I mean, what kind of horrible sadist would I
I generally just sleep in giant t-shirts, so I thought my ribcage shirt would be perfect for a Halloween themed Pajama Saturday :) - http://dirtydirty-mind.tumblr.com/ Giant t-shirts do make great pajamas, and this one is definitely a good one for the
My wife just bought me some new PJs for Christmas. We thought it would be fun to show them off for Pajama Saturday. Hope everyone had a good Christmas. perversethings I always love getting new pjs. Most of mine are older and have holes in them and the
This is a photo I quickly snapped this morning while waiting for my coffee to brew and breakfast to cook. I actually love what the sun did to my face because I don’t think blurring it would’ve looked that great. Anyway, just wanted to wish
Ahhh Saturday! My favorite day of the week. I had a great week for pictures and in honour of your return I thought I would submit my favorite :) It has nothing to do with pajamas, but I love it! I thought it looked a bit like I was slipping into a warm
Happy Pajama Saturday! I’m always looking for an excuse to wear this silk pajama and I thought this would be a great opportunity to pull it out and engross myself in the smooth, soft comfort it offers my skin. There are days where I never change
Mr Matty, First time submitting. I knew it would be imperative for me to take part in this day at least once since the theme suits me so well. There is something so peaceful about rolling around in bed in very unrestrictive clothes. After a long week
Happy Saturday! Unfortunately I work today, but this is me in my natural state and the way I would stay all day if I could. Apologies for not sticking to the theme… I believe we should remember to love everyday, choose and create our own days we
Happy PajamaSaturday :) Where I live, everyday is pretty much very hot, until November. I’m definitely the kind of person who would love to stay in pajamas all day but…school and their standards. I was lucky enough to find this absolutely
Hi Matty! My sweet love has been trying to get me to wear “sweat pants”, because I normally wear suits, and then switch to jeans at home. She got me a pair, and I told her I would try them around the house. When I put them on, she said
bredbeta: monstersandsatyrs: PIT PARADISE No words are spoken, but the invitation is clear as would be the desire to accept it for any sub in His presence.
heal-teavibes: sunfl0werpetal: rainbow-ginger-butterfly: wholetjackdrive: queerart-civildisobedience: European accents (and in general white people accents) are commonly perceived as attractive and endearing, while accents from basically any other
mimicryisnotmastery: theboycourt: So among a whole lot of other things, the white media is just going to ignore the fact that this man is dating a fucking middle schooler. They not gonna paint his trifling, unrepentant white ass as a thug either,
morganagod: PATREON | TWITTER | INSTAGRAM | YOUTUBE|TWITCH So as you may or may not be aware, I hold polls on my patreon for the cheesecake I draw. The winner of the last poll was Power Girl. I initially had her suit and costume laying around her,
the-wandering-whumper: Whump Trope Doctors as patients. Reblog if you agree.
raggedytimetraveler: He showed her the porn magazine that he accidentally found abandoned in the park. “This.” He showed it to her. Momentarily struck speechless by what he’d shown her, she burst out laughing. “‘ow long 'as
Send me “Mun play” and I will play as myself for a thread with your muse.
what kind of dumb fuckin’ question is that? “what you want for a reward?” he wants you to take him to the bowling alley so he can play 10 year old arcade games. bet that shit would have thrown her ass for a loop. this why i don’t
app-arel: One of the most terrifying things about the way of the samurai is seppuku (also known as “hara-kiri”). It is the gruesome suicide a samurai must perform if he fails to follow bushido or is likely to be captured by enemy. Seppuku can be
i kind of hate the fact that even now as a grown ass man I still can’t honestly answer the question of what I want to be when I grow up.
terriblerealestateagentphotos: A rare example of what architectural historians refer to as a “fertility window”.
rosebenjamins: FAKE TV SHOW MEME → Lucy Liu, Arden Cho, and John Cho in a Gilmore Girls sort of remake. John Cho is the Luke equivalent, obviously. Alternatively, Arden Cho as Lucy Liu’s wayward niece who gets shipped off to her aunt’s for the
pips-squeak:what movie did you have on loop as a kid ponyo (this is for me)the lion kingaladdincarsa movie that was definitely too mature for youstar warsany superhero moviematildaan old disney princess movie (snow white, cinderella, etcsomething else
I don’t actually know who would be my top five Marvel characters at the moment. Number one is so obvious. Then the rest is just a jumble of really cool characters I adore, but I can’t place just yet.
Ugh now I just really want to write Rhodey/Steve rom com-style fic with Tony as their best friend baggage.
What type of monster-girl do you think I would be?
ladynorthstar: Shingeki no Smaug! I’ve been devouring one SnK episode after the other and I could not stop myself from drawing this… it was a duty. so have Dwalin and Thorin as Survey Corps’s members~
cuttlefishculler: use whatever pronouns make you comfortable but please realize that pronouns that are newly introduced and commonly used as other words (cat/catself, sprout/sproutself, etc) are very inaccessible and difficult to both read and use for
There’s this fic writer who had had Morgan beat the shit out of Reid to the point he was hospitalized in two separate fics and both times it was written off as ok because of his abuse/sexual assault. I am just whispering in the wind “Your past doesn’t
yukitorigoe: hirose tomoki as makishima yuusuke↳requested by sakamichionoda
the only good thing about this back injury is that my kids are trying to come up with weird theories as to how I’ve gotten the injury.the most popular theory is that I was in an extensive cosplay photoshoot and I threw my back out for a pose.
alanturing:Jaden Smith looking good as hell in dresses/skirts
compassioncole: first day as an undergraduate instructor ✌️🚸🚫
marauders4evr: We always talk about the Hunchback of Notre Dame hitting close to home with racism, genocide, police brutality, etc. but by far the most damning parts were when the religious guy would have killed a disabled child, ultimately raising him
cathqt: DM: you enter a dark cavern, which would be a problem if you all didn’t ruin my atmospheric storytelling by having fucking dark vision.
we-were-both-born-today:Joshua Castille stars as Quasimodo in The 5th Avenue Theatre’s production of “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”
jasakime:Day 24: MythologyI would not have forgiven myself if I didn’t draw a centaur Dedue.
Hello people sorry about being away for so long!So I just spent a whole school year designing a visual novel game ,called Yuki’s Adventure, and though I would show you the key character designs i did for my project.(Also if anyone is interested in having
Insults the signs would use..
crylo-rens-emo-playlist: Vader as a tutor.
vialhazard: me as a gym leader: *flicking lights on and off* welcome to my ghost type gym trainer: this is an out of business hot topic
whore2abuse: layerslave: kristenlang1227: deliciae-delectae: deliciae-delectae: mindless-cumdump: mollypops23: fulfillyourpurpose: xsecretloveaffairx: What an amazing world that would be. Look who knows her place… It’s a cartoon, but still,
bredxwhite: Breed a Nubian Queen ❤ Im going to look AMAZING just like her! I plan to announce my pregnancy on snapchat first and share my journey and videos there privately. If you thought about signing up to my snap now would be an amazing time to
MY DICK WOULD CATCH ON FIRE AND EXPLODE TOOOOO QUICKLY!!! DAMN!!Follow Me If You Like It Nasty
talesofanswers:Dear Anonymous,Discipline and experience. It can take years to strike a proper balance between magic and blade, but the versatility afforded is more than worth the effort.I also seem to recall you telling me it would look “really cool”
ladymills-moved-deactivated2015: Pete’s World AU ↳ There’s still a Torchwood on this planet, it’s open for business… But having one less heart makes it twice as dangerous.
space-pics: Milkyway as seen from northern part of Pakistan (image taken by my friend) [960 x 640]http://space-pics.tumblr.com/
mcnairing: and cities have fallen for lessand kingdoms have fallen for moreand for her, you would tear downmount olympus itself
Soooooo I had to get a new phone since the headphone port died again, this past one only lasted a month. And I use firefox as my main browser and I use firefox sync to make sure all my lovely little bookmarks stay with me and currently all the book marks
allegoricalrose: poeguesquadron2:deny me bread, air,light, spring,but never your laughter. #lbr# there’s probably a lost episode where the doctor and rose met pablo neruda #and he was inspired by the doctor’s love for rose #because i mean #‘as
seananmcguire: reachmouse: miriamforster: kedreeva: I went to go see Jurassic World again, this time with my family. And as I was driving my little brother back to his house, he expressed disappointment that the original cast (bar the scientist and
imagineyouroc: Person A, noticeably disheveled as they enter the room: Sorry I’m late, I was doing stuff Person B, also disheveled and grinning smugly: I’m stuff
reasons why i would make a good ancient roman
cryoverkiltmilk: systlin: johnnyrussian: fluffmugger: solarbird: tkdancer: animalrates: Here is a tiger just going about life until this human gives it the fright of its life. Still cute af. Dream job to be honest. 17/10 would be such an honor to
havingtea: The sky as seen from the mountains of Murree, Pakistan. You’re going to want to click on these.
dailyfictionalblackgirls: Maya Rudolph as Judge “Gen” on The Good Place
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