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princess-tuna: let-gavin-free: Soulmate au where when you write something on your skin with pen/marker/whatever the hell you want, it will show up on your soul mates skin as well. Imagine having a super artistic soulmate who draws flowers and designs
sagasogo:There is thing that has gone viral. So I need to participate as well.
noahsczrny: Movies Watched in 2014 | Atlantis: The Lost Empire “In a way. The crystal thrives on the collective emotions of all who came before us. In return, it provides power. Longevity. Protection. As it grew, it developed a consciousness of
valonqared: 300 FAVOURITE MOVIES (in no particular order) | Revolutionary Road (2008) dir. Sam Mendes I just wanted us to live again. For years I thought we’ve shared this secret that we would be wonderful in the world. I don’t know exactly how,
sasukeapologist: you would think that shorter hair means less horrendous bedhead but im here to confirm that shorter hair means you wake up looking like a low budget render of sasuke uchiha
whatthecurtains: cthullhu: nonomella: Coraline is a masterfully made film, an amazing piece of art that i would never ever ever show to a child oh my god are you kidding me Nothing wrong with a good dose of sheer terror at a young age “It was
foreheadfucking: Sad but unsurprising news: The X-Files Lego set has been rejected by the Lego company “due to the mature content of the show.” Just as I predicted. Typically only “family” shows/movies get made into Legos.
me as a superhero
kingjaffejoffer: yungasura: dwightfreeney: vanjalen: Well none of that comment went as expected well goddamn bruh lol Thomas Kirk for president
regal-day: ghdos: perfectversetightbeattwo: That means Whitley & Dwayne’s child is finishing off their second semester as a freshman at Hillman if they started in the Fall. BRUH. That’s the perfect premise to bring back an updated of A Different
sunshineinmyveins:dynastylnoire: jungleminx: salon: Just as European sex ed programs are looking to urge more births to combat falling fertility rates, the U.S. might be seeing similar trends in its own birth rate. Not just yet, though. But, according
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: If it meant you could have the body you always wanted (male and female) would you use steroids Don’t steroids fuck with ya package?I’m good, thanks.
oneoakdutch: cocaineteas: imninm: qoor: labias: imninm: She’s sooo pretty back at it again with them titties out!! i feel so bad for her i would have done more than that if a boy was stickin his phone up my tiddies bye it’s literally a sketch
quelana: Ladies n gentlemen my boyfriend @canimuff …. Yeah…as a car guy that’s a big sacrifice…ladies if ya man willing to decorate his car for you, he a keeper lol
shao-fantastic: fonzworthcutlass: I’m convinced that phone companies put something in the software updates that fuck up the older model phones so you will buy the new one. they do Which is why I would not update to iOS 10 on my 6 and waited until
s4karuna: Some of the dark skinned black actresses suggested for Sana Starros, following the Han Solo prequel casting yet another white brunette as the female lead. Sana’s character is a major player in the prequel comics and the Star Wars franchise
beautiful-illusion-wonder: I’m still on Requiem for The Phantom high. The series is not as widely known, and it is riddled with flaws—IMO lots of things could’ve been done better (and what’s up with Japanese fixation of using school age kids
vicente-enriquez: Snk fan cast - Kim Jaejoong as Levi Ackerman. insp
fuku-shuu: As previously reported, the mini edition of VOCE Magazine’s June 2015 issue will feature Levi on the cover (The regular edition has actress Ayase Haruka). The issue also comes with the Colossal Titan facemask!Also includes a page of Levi
supremefitnesss: itsauzza: mxcleod: This man is currently running for president, and actually has a chance at winning as he has the support of a lot of democrats. SUPPORTS FREE COLLEGE, LGBT RIGHTS, WANTS TO RAISE MINIMUM WAGE, ANTI-RACIST, ACTUALLY
ffc1cb: hi hello this is my hot fresh new villainous au where bh’s attitude is just an act to impress customers and hes actually a pretty nice guy(dont tag as kin/me)
xenoblade: i think this is as good time to get this out againomfg
Hey everyone! I’ve updated my Patreon! ヾ(ﾟ∀ﾟゞ) Patreon is a site where you can support me and my art and you get cool goodies in return! While patrons get exclusive content, I wish to make more stuff available to the public as well. So
mememaster: twinpersonalitys: hibiki-ganaha: andrewblushie: thatpunnyguy: andrewblushie: WHat if food didnt exist and we got nourishment from sex„„ Then tumblr would be starving worse then the Irish during the potato famine stOP MAKING MY
itsvondell: notviolet: smoteymote: letsbuildahome-fr: Earrings reveal color and texture as they sway by Daisuke Motogi for Massitem GIFs by Be Con In Riot I don’t wear earrings much but I want these. woooah frick
kittyaroo: mad-as-a-marine-biologist: The Oatmeal captures perfectly the stories behind what I love about marine life. I didn’t plan to reblog this but. I just. Yeah.
ipainteditandihatedit: 10000bc: since abercrombie an fitch destroys its unsold clothes and wont donate bc poor people wearing their clothes gives them a bad image i say everyone should donate as much abercrombie and fitch brand clothing that you have
Friendly reminder that what someone may or may not eat does not have any affect on their worth as a human being
martymuses: sacra-aurum: subterranean-lovesick-alien: vanyris: shithowdy: 3squirrels replied to your post: 3squirrels replied to your post: lobst… I have often wondered because of that statement how long a lighty-deader would survive before they
clientsfromhell: Client: Write X but circle it. Circle it so that it shows it’s not so important. Me: But a circle would make it stand out. Client: No, no, not a circle – a circle like you use when something’s not important. Me: (patience ebbing)
So I got some free headshots done at work late week and I realize that this mustache makes me look like someone that would be on a “if you see this man, report him” poster.
lifehackable: More Car Hacks Here Too much fucking work. Who would do this?
Equal effort would be fucking sweet so I don’t feel like I’m bombarding people with unwanted attention
nudityandnerdery: Honestly, I think I would be happier if I could go the rest of my life without hearing the phrase “high-functioning sociopath” again. #It’s part of why I love Elementary#Because his mental issues are a problem#Not a gift#And
questionableadvice: ~ The Mentor: A Little Book for the Guidance of Such Men and Boys as would Appear to Advantage in the Society of Persons of the Better Sort, by Alfred Ayres, 1884via Hathi Trust Digital Library
I would like to make it known that I am completely and utterly in love with this boy and I could never ask for a better, more understanding and more caring boyfriend. Anytime we have problems, we work it out, and we adjust to change and be better people
stumpkin: the only good story i have is i was once at the same wedding as daniel radcliffe and my dad said ‘you’re a wizard harry’ because my dad looks a lot like hagrid and daniel radcliffe told him to piss off
teethmeatmen:teethmeatmen:theyre literally just selling squares of colors as nfts now lmaoim not fucking kidding
mrveils:mrveils:just checking blaze prices lmao okay That’s funny as shit
unteachings:it still comes as a surprise that closeness cannot be achieved from a safe distance
evilmario666:huffylemon:I was trained to kill and eat people as a kid
donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:donesparce:i used to burn cds for my friends car in high school because she had no tunes and as a joke i’d put pinball wizard on every cd everyone who carpooled in the car with her goddamn knew every lyric to that
sreik: what if anime dicks were treated the same way as anime boobs boys sneaking up behind other boys and grabbing their dicks boys comparing dick sizes absurdly huge dicks that flop around EVERYWHERE and defy both gravity and physics unnecessary dick
dulect: if you gave me to spend I would still click lowest to highest price
okaytrue: *comes across a slight inconvenience* me: you know what would solve this ????? death
homohustle: Last night I had a dream that I built a robot and I was being interviewed about it and the interviewer was like “Can you fuck it?” and I smugly answered “What kind of fool would make a robot that you can’t fuck?”
montparnah: my dog: barks @ 1am me: look i also would like to scream loudly in the middle of the night but we dont always get what we want
bravelittlepixel: Dunno if I can be bothered to have kids, like, it’s a lot of paper work and it means I would have to get up early.
i, personally would love to not be mentally ill, and yet
allmymetaphors: i accidentally showed some weakness earlier today it was disgusting i would not recommend it
inkskinned: do you ever get into a mood where you need like affection and cuteness but you resent that you have to ask for it so you end up just like sulking alone in your bed wishing someone would psychically know that you need cuddling
i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet
miss-nerdgasmz: kuttithevangu: At least one writer suggested that the chupacabra had language skills and could understand spoken Spanish (including profanities), as seen in this description of an eyewitness’s encounter: “The housewife’s eyes
marymacdonald: social anxiety is realizing you’re lonely, not wanting to be lonely, being handed an opportunity not to be lonely, and still choosing to be lonely because despite every previous indicator that you would be welcome to join in on other
splendidbuttsex: ronaldalan: rebelderadioactivo: Me walking into school Me at work Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.
wreckcrs: One time I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled and they put me on laughing gas and after they finished I was still a little weird and the dentist asked if I was okay and I looked at him and asked, “how many cats do you think it would
tenpmtofour: icantbelieveitsnotbuffering: coltre: if I could breathe underwater you would never see me again You’d see me 5 minutes later because my foot touched something i am both these people
gay-armadillo: tatt00ine: ilikechildren–fried: jetpack-jenny: celticpyro: a-case-of-tragic-magic: just-shower-thoughts: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life #it would be nice to get
morgueresident: liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t work for me you have to personally invite me or else I’ll feel like I’m showing up uninvited Sounds like something a vampire would say
illuminaudo: my fav thing is when adults are like “if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you jump too?” like I’d jump off a bridge for just fun I hate myself
