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teenagepics: If you’re a teen you must follow this blog.
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
vvankinq: awkwardvagina: tips on how to become beautiful: you already are you dont need tips
eldritch-abomination: drinking tea now and then doesnt make you sophisticated it just means you like drinkign wet leaf enjoy your fucki ng wet leaves
lalondes: [walks around with an entire big mac in my mouth but never actually biting down] It’s a metaphor, see: you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.
aaronkirilenko: *me coming down stairs* mom: now that you’re awake, can you clean th-
im-quietly-finding-my-way: Daily FUCKING reminder DONT FUCKING DRIVE DRUNK YOU ASSHOLES WHY ARE YOU ALL SO FUCKING STUPID
brxxndnew: poppunk-jesus: bmtlely: he11above: fuckyeahmikefuensex: he11above: you can already tell who this crowd is seeing MIDDLE FINGERS UP IF YOU DONT GIVE A FUCK! i bet its justin bieber Most definitely Bieber.
defxndpoppunk: when you listen to a song for the first time aND YOU JUST KNOW
jonghwas: yo gurl are you a firework because you’re really fucking loud and annoying
herbshuttle: sparklegenocide: Oh you biggest fuck you ever
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
hoffmango: cause-shes-bittersweet: smindersonfan: secretmindreader: Okay, this is actually what you do if you’re being sexually harassed in any kind of public space. Draw attention to it, preferably pull away and let EVERYONE know that someone is
thunderrhapsody: stonelykos: Touch me again… I will end you. aand that’s enough of that thank you very much
definitionofdisney: If you love Disney you must follow this blog!
heckn: WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU heck
weavemunchers: Ladies & gentlemen, this is your pilot speaking. If you look thru the left hand windows right now you’ll see me doing the worm on the runway
cptnrogers: “too vague” writes my English teacher on my essay kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
hannahvickers: like honestly, sleeping next to someone is the nicest thing. like when you half wake up at 4am and squeeze them or they move in tighter to you. lovely.
CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T???
wigwams: when you’re too full but the food is so good you just keep eating it
sleeping-besideyou: when you really need to pee but you want to stay on the computer..and the bathroom is literally 5 seconds away, it feels like choosing between life and death really!
superwholocked221b: theinvisibleking: if you’re somewhere dark and scary and you think ‘this feels like the first five minutes of supernatural or a horror movie’ then start walking like a dinosaur for no apparent reason. because no-one in the
animericans: sexuality is so dumb why does it even matter who you like no one is gonna like you back anyways
self-loved: do you ever just ball up and cry because you’re a complete and utter failure in every aspect of your life?
neondiick: YOU CAN’T GGET AWAY WITH FUCKING QUARTERS AND NICKELS!!! YOU FUCKING NEED CASH, THIS PCTURE PISSES ME OFF AND IT UNREALISTIC FUCK
boyexemplified: wewewe-soexcited: He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
meladoodle: jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
somethingaboutgg: Download&Rate My Newest Song “YOU KNOW” on iTunes! I would reallllyy appreciate the support! xo https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/you-know-single/id826588839 lustt-and-luxury: ℓ&ℓ
upgraders: upgraders: that feeling you get when you’re angry anger
columbiaphoenix: counting-teacups: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww writing adult emails is awful its like hi [name of person], this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital
darmani: i wish real life was like animal crossing. surrounded by furries. nobody is transphobic. no crime. no murder. pretty music playing all the time. i give you a piece of fruit and you give me a fucking bathtub.
nowyoukno: Now You Know why you should never release 1.5 million balloons at once. (Source)
k-aff: ancient-lights: This is so cool. You normally only see lightning for a split second and it’s gone, but since this is looped, we see the beauty over and over The more you look at it the cooler it is
popularboyfriend: don’t you hTE WHEN YOU PRESS CAPS LOCK INSTEAD OF A
disarms: YOU CAN WEAR HOWEVER MUCH MAKEUP YOU WANT BOYS ARE IRRELEVANT
fyeahghostadventures: “I beg of you, do not forget me when the phenomenon of death visits me. Oh, keep my memory alive, for if you forget me, only then will I have surely died.”
holysimba: Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you *goes home and cries*
wehuntmonsters-heblogsaboutit: no matter how many followers you have the same 10 people will reblog posts from you
sixpenceee: my mom’s like why are you awake at 3am and im like why are you so obsessed with me
jemmasimmns: “i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you” a film written, directed, produced by and starring me
larrycoincidences: do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing
tatehorror: When someone owes you money but you’re too shy to ask for it
foxnewsofficial: hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*
henrycavills: in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck
cuteys: okghost: ladyduffney: okghost: you wrote me 56 letters in the month of october You wrote me one letter in the month of november And that was enough to save me i like this comment a lot wow it sounds like a poem
halogenic: have you ever had a dream that was so vivid it stuck with you in the back of your mind for years?
melesbian: If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you
stardusttx: grapewallofchina: your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting you’re welcome i thought they were partying
unfollovving: If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
thickmints: thinferior: alexgagkarth: imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts
sethun: you don’t know what you have until it’s gone
rabioheab: want to get out of having to do your homework? try chopping both your arms off. in class the next day when the teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework simply say “i don’t have any fucking arms”
heartrate: i found my journal2013, july;“final entry,she is home.”2014, january;"i ripped these poems out as rough as you ripped me from your life, i fucking hate how you keep the stars glowing and the oxygen flowing, i did it without even
fandom-scrawl: That one follower that reblogs everything you post but never talks to you
cuteness-daily: When someone randomly calls you cute and you just
