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lmark88: domarti: ichxbringxdichxzumxsquirten: folkman86: softanti: “i would infodump to you but i don’t want to bother :(” you fool. i would love to hear about your special interests because they make you happy and i would enjoy sharing things
lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me: Okay well.
buggyeyes: lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me:
lastoneout: cat: *meows in a distance* my mom’s voice from the kitchen: you want a tomato, you fool? you won’t eat it cat: *meows louder*
faerill: Star Wars? Why the fuck would you go to war with stars? You fools. You can’t win. Just look at how many there are.
lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia: You Are Awake. Me: Okay well. Maybe
underthe-corktree: I HOPE THAT THIS UPCOMING YEAR IS THE BEST YET FOR YOU AND THAT YOUR EYEBROW GAME IS STRONGER THAN EVER AND THAT YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND GO TO ALOT OF CONCERTS AND FIND SOME CUTE PEOPLE WHO LIKE THE SAME MUSIC AS YOU
peetasalive: Katniss, you have been our mission from the beginning. The plan was always to get you out. Half of the tributes were in on it, this is the revolution, and you are the Mockingjay.
kennedychaos: kennedy-gifs: DAMN if there’s anyone who doesn’t reblog this gif every time you see it then who are you & what are you doing here
giraffepoliceforce: If you ever start to feel like a third wheel, stop. You are not a third wheel. You are a majestic unicycle and they are your noble training wheels.
alexputyourpantsbackon: Things that will make me fall for you: singing around me, even if you’re not the best talking about movies and books you love telling me jokes, yes including the stupid ones sharing your music with me really talking to me…about
gaymommy: women are taught “don’t send nudes if you don’t want them to get leaked” men are never taught “if a woman feels comfortable enough to send you a nude photo, keep it to yourself. leaking it could put her in danger.” if you don’t
pugsmith: atomicbassist: team-lads-and-gents: i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen do you realize how many people would be dragons you’re saying that like its a bad thing
growlithed: beyond-optimism: growlithed: have you ever heard a cute boy giggle its literally life changing Have you ever heard ANYONE giggle? It’s fucking adorable regardless if they’re ‘cute’ or not. Don’t single out everyone else you
tootsied: you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature
Hey you...Yeah you...I love you (:
highlyover-rated: Have you ever bullshitted an assignment so hard you basically laugh after every sentence you write
nice-wig-janis: do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead.
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
gillany: that awkward stage in a friendship when you’ve talked a few times but you don’t know if you can be an asshole to them yet???
meekasa: Do you just ever love a person so much But not in a sexual/romantic way You just love them so much it’s not even a friendship It’s like they’re your sibling or a platonic soul mate You don’t want to make out with them or do sexual things
koalatea: me accepting compliments “omg thank you” “aw thank you” “omg ily” “ily omg” “aw thank you omg ily”
reedusgif: You got a damn mouth on you, you know that?
freshprinceofbeleriand: isn’t it weird to think that you might be drinking the water that someone drowned in and that you might be breathing in the same air that last left a dying person’s lungs and that gift you gave someone that was wrapped in
magicalmanhattanproject: if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest
desmondkilometers: do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
cokeflow: you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water
postllimit: why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too
endourse: do you ever meet someone and you’re like wow I could write a book about you
trust: i hate the feeling when you’re talking to someone you love and you feel nothing but annoying and dumb
nofluffystop: Please know that if you date me, I am a very touchy person. I will like to pet your head and hold your hand, rub your shoulders or hug you a lot. Simply put, to physically feel you in some way is very comforting to me and I can’t really
downfornialler: “When everything you love has been stolen from you… sometimes all you have left is revenge.”
rosalarian: meekrah: what I learnt last night: if you’re imagining a creepy thing in your room or outside and it’s coming to get you, just imagine that it met another creepy thing and they started making out, forgetting you entirely. It worked
680xsouth: basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
the-worst-url: the-doctor-to-my-tardis: neckbeardeddragon: cheezetits: narcotic: There’s a book sitting in front of you. In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? Hell fucking yeah Read
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
nosdrinker: yrmaw: harrysgettinhead: british people are so fucking cute they called christmas lights ‘fairy lights’ they called sweaters ‘jumpers’ sneakers are ‘trainers’ they say ‘you alright/you ok’ instead of ‘how are you’ i
but drinking cough syrup when you didn’t have a cough is ironic. because in reality you’re sicker than you thought.
do you ever just sit there and realize that you mean nothing to anyone and you start feeling like shit
do-raymi: There are so many different levels of cute. Its like 1. I want to pinch your cheeks cute. 2. Angels sing wherever you go cute. 3. I want to bend you over and frick frack you so hard that we both spend the night repenting our sins to our holy
ohyns: i found this in another school cubicle. the next day it had been painted over “the ones you love become ghosts inside you, and like this you keep them alive”
jesus: peklaxdog: angel: asian: ejective: if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7 I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;) you two need jesus i dont think jesus was into threesomes you don’t know me
raini-hime: really cool people following you back realizing you’re probably not cool enough to talk to them even though you’re mutuals now
officiallalexgaskarth: game84cube: wholock-r-a-dorkiplier: DID I JUST GET FUCKING KISSED BY thE MOST ADORABLE FUCKING POKEMON IN EXISTENCe? If you don’t have a Pikachu kissing you on your blog, then what blog are you running? Not a very good one
disheartens: don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about
kushstagram: I DONT THINK YOU GET IT IF YOU TELL A GIRL SHES PRETTY IT WILL BOOST HER SELF CONFIDENCE FOREVER SO IF YOU FIND A GIRL PRETTY GROW A SET AND TELL HER
eurodose: if you don’t grab her ass while you make out with her you are doing it wrong bruh
I HOPE YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE BAND MEMBER AND THEY LIKE YOU AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE THEM
exactable: seriously though, how cool would it be to have that one best friend that’s like your other half and you can literally talk about everything and they’ll completely understand you and not judge you.
castielsgayagenda: unejeuneidiote: unclefather: thinkintrixxter: toomanyfandomssolittletime: tHIS IS THE YEAR WOMEN FINALLY SAID “FUCK YOU” TO SEXISM YOU GO , GIRL. ‘not that you’re the genius’ questioning her intelligence
: CONAN: Let’s say you’re dating. Are you upfront about the miniature figurines? Do you come out with that right away?
sadxvegan: I cannot stress this enough: Never ever let a man touch you if you don’t want to be touched, and never ever let a man degrade you. I experienced this first hand how it feels to be and physically assaulted and molested by a scumbag. I was
snorlaxatives: if you make fun of the kids that sit by themselves at lunchtime then i hope you know YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FUCKING ASSHOLE IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
shouldnt: you shouldnt do this you shouldnt do that SHOULDNT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
jaclcfrost: 18-19 are good ages because even though you’re technically an adult you’re also technically still a teenager too. you can still blend in and be like. greetings, fellow teens. what’s up. what’s shaking. what’s the word
starksfell: those textbooks that rip out your soul and eat it while you watch because you think you only have 1 question to do for homework but no it’s like 1. a) b) c) d) e) f) g) h) i) j) k) l) m) n) o) p) q) r) s) t) u) v) w) x) y) z)
