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automatically: if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out
erkerkerk: seasonsofreedom: it’s like that time at a festival when you are so exhausted and all you want to do is sleep but at the same time you want to keep listening and frolicking My girlfriend and I did this at city and color. It was a night
i-am-mishafuckingcollins: you have to be a pretty big asshole if you got orlando bloom to try to punch you in the face
daughterofrage-and-love: ageekyfemmeforeveringlasses: iinthebackofmymind: “The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he
680xsouth: basically i dont care if you drink smoke or do drugs as long as you can hold a conversation about something besides the fact that you drink smoke or do drugs
australiansanta: some of you are so shallow basing who you want to date purely off looks, you have to consider other qualities about the person too like do they have lots of money, do they drive a nice car etc
highenergyjewtrino: poryqon: when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.
thatfuckingcrowv2: orlandobloomers: instead of sending me nudes you can send me pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal pics of you smiling with ur mom pics of plants pics of ur dog pics of silly lookin bugs that u find send me the nudes
bradleyy: SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
life-thebestway-possible: There is nothing worse than realizing that somebody who you thought once cared about you doesn’t give even half a fuck about you.
leviathans-in-the-tardis: you don’t realise how much tumblr has changed your view on things until you spend time with friends who don’t have tumblr and they say something and you’re just like oh
uglygirlsclub: don’t date anyone who doesn’t ask you about your childhood and why you are the way that you are don’t date anyone who won’t work to understand and accept those things
deaneggsandsam: IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly
greed: i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want kill you for making me feel things
shovel-girl: when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you
lovinq-u: have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
clraft: how am i supposed to forget you when every time i go outside i see things that remind me of you like: garbage cans dog shit asshole people those babies that you want to punch in the face because they wont stop crying no matter what
scishow: defranco: QnA Stuffs, Nation! (X) OK, Phil…SciShow is here for you. Technically, we can’t see water either, unless we’re looking through a bunch of it. But your average glass of water, you aren’t seeing the water in there, you’re
dialupmodem: frillyknickersxo: vspanther: shrimpfur: Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them “suck my dick” ok “bite me” hell yeah “kiss my ass” sure “Fuck you” well if you insist.
takethedamncash: This astronomical watch accurately tracks the position of the six planets visible from Earth. You can look down at your wrist at any time and know exactly where you are in the universe. (Also tells the time just in case you wanted that
desmondkilometers: do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
honorings: If you’re hot and you think I’m hot you need to speak the fuck up
usuk-omg: nowaitstop: You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals. too risky man
gnarly: Do you ever just start randomly laughing out loud in class or in a public place because you start remembering all the stupid shit you and your friends do
condorn: tinychatter: condorn: sorry i cant hear you over my freedom(: sorry i cant hear you over my free health care(: if you cant hear guess there’s a problem with that healthcare
feat: that awkward moment when you reblog something you didn’t mean to reblog and you stress to delete it before anyone sees it
therailz: when you fuck up and realize there’s nothing you can do so you just accept it
but drinking cough syrup when you didn’t have a cough is ironic. because in reality you’re sicker than you thought.
microwavepizzaoven: microwavepizzaoven: if you unfollow me you can’t come to my birthday extravaganza and my mom is letting us have soda so you’re really missing out
ggaga: i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck
threebeansalamander: When I say I hate everyone and you say “you hate me?” in a whiny voice, I especially hate you.
braingremlin: when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times
thomyorkies: when you’re a pickle and you find a human on your burger when you specifically asked for no humans
boobslyn: Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
amoying: sluttyoliveoil: what would you do if you woke up and you were in your crush’s body
misandry-mermaid: soycrates: “Why are you so suspicious of men even when they say nice things to you? What he said was gentlemanly, you should give him a chance!” What a difference 21 minutes makes.
eren-j-aeger: Do you ever start a series and the entire time you’re watching the first episode you have your eye on that one character? Like; That one. I want him.
icy-brunette: icy-brunette: Inappropriate Disney Photos Hottest Disney Princesses Childhood Ruined How To Look Like A Disney Princess Missing The Old Disney WTF Disney?! Weird Disney Facts You Didn’t Know Sexy Disney Memes *you know you’re curious)
littlemorethananerd: soylentvanilla: Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too. Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna
tinychatter: you don’t realize how attached you are to someone until you go without talking to them for a bit
fatted: Family: *says something racist* Family: *says something sexist* Family: *says something homophobic* Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos* Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life* Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?
if you like me i’ll literally never realize it until you tell me, “I like you” and even then I’m still not sure
jeankd: beautifullyburnedxo: sailordirtbag: before you date a girl with a mental illness, remember: saying, “you’re beautiful” won’t balance the chemicals in her brain. and don’t fucking say, “i’ll be here for you, no matter what,”
lizthefangirl: when you re-read a book and realize you skipped over an important sentence the first time you read it
ocehn: you know you’re a goner when you accidentally bite your lip while thinking about someone
thrashturbate: 10/10 would bang.But also:10/10 would care for you10/10 would tuck you in10/10 would cuddle10/10 would make sure you get to sleep okay10/10 would make you breakfast in the morning
rhapsodybrohemian: boobslyn: Do you ever just wanna sit in someones lap and straddle them but not even in the sexy way, in the I just wanna wrap myself around you and lay my head on your shoulder with my face pressed against your neck you kinda way
annie-leonhardts-ass: Did you ever just feel so lucky for knowing someone you met online?Like.. I was one click away from not following you. I was one second away from never even knowing of your existence. I would never have been this happy.
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do don’t be scared of “losing
sleezed: a woman letting you see her naked is her trusting you to the fucking core. don’t take it for granted. something like that may be minor to you but to her. its everything..
levi-s-titties: Emotionally abusive people fucking suck because they act like they’re the victims and that they’re the nicest person in the world. They make you feel like utter crap and make it nearly impossible for you to prove that you’re the
archerback:imreallybad: don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm.
When you loose a best friend, it’s worse than breaking up with a boyfriend. Because you lose more than a heart, you lose a little bit of yourself.
liveforonedirection: phoenixedo: the world when its 6 am and you havent slept all night the world when it is 6am and you have just woken up oh my god you do not believe the accuracy in this post.
voldemo:“your password is weak”You’re the weak one And you’ll never know love, or friendship And I feel sorry for you
bondagebarnes: it’s very frustrating being a girl and trying to flirt with other girls like. you tell them, ur cute. ‘Aw thank you’ no. no i’m being gay with you. homo intended. damn it
