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imagine-assembling-the-avengers: myregardstothereader: thunderboltsortofapenny: systlin: fuckyesmichaelbjordan: I mean… Bitch I watched all the LOTR extended editions back to back you think I won’t sit in the theatre for 4 hours??? You fools.
claudiaboleyn: claudiaboleyn: claudiaboleyn: claudiaboleyn: claudiaboleyn: IF BISEXUALS WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE COMMUNITY THEN WHY WOULD THERE BE A B IN LGBT??? WHAT DO YOU FOOLS THINK THE B STANDS FOR???????????? I love you all never change
moreyawnzzz: dukeofnod: “No you fool!! You could fall!!” THE KITTY RESCUED HIM
hisbabyslut: dukeofnod: “No you fool!! You could fall!!” Omg, the kitteh is so concerned. I cannot! ღ
bwoodsnorthernbelle: buggyeyes: lioness–hart: lioness–hart: Depression: No do thing. Tired. Me: Okay well. Maybe if I go to sleep super duper early, I’ll get a decent amount of sleep. Insomnia: You Fool. You absolute goddamn idiot Insomnia:
sawfinnickodairinhisunderwear: dukeofnod: “No you fool!! You could fall!!” WHY IS THIS THE MOST ADORABLE THING THAT I’VE EVER SEEN
cwillett2: dukeofnod: “No you fool!! You could fall!!” This is so cute I died
flandusism: “if you’re straight then why did you say he was hot” yo i’m straight not blind
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The
snorlaxatives: do you ever just get in a mood where you really love cereal
“I just need a person” or “I just used a person” I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.
sandandglass: “Hey, you shouldn’t eat that. It’s not good for you.”
old-ed-sheerin: if you’re not following ed sheeran you’re seriously missing out
harmonizingly: The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
bvsedjesus: if we’re dating you can have your freedom, you’re not my prisoner. just stay loyal & be honest. that’s all i ask muhfucka.
dumbosandcaterpillars: fressamour: chazzthejazz: hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis: maggiekealy: Are you fucking kidding me. I FUCKING TRIP ON MY WAY OUT OF BED AND YOU- i quit There are people who have been married for 50 years who don’t trust
booglemoth: If you smell good I will be 300% more attracted to you
weirdteenblogger: they said you are what you eat so wanderlussstttt
child-of-the-darkness: lolitalisa-almost-dead: merryblossoms: xshvmir: strong-and-stronger: Guys, look! A little jiggle! You can see her skin bunch up when she moves! She looks real and healthy! And you know what else? She looks damn fab. Yessss!
sniffingrainbowdust: Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
past-gone: If you kiss my neck… You’re not leaving this room unfucked.
cuteys: okghost: ladyduffney: okghost: you wrote me 56 letters in the month of october You wrote me one letter in the month of november And that was enough to save me i like this comment a lot wow it sounds like a poem
captaiinmarvel: when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors
quinnasaurusrex: Happy Birthday to my Hero. I love you Vic. You’re my savior.
clannyphantom: “maybe you wouldnt be so tired if you went to bed earl-”
Card Deck Love Notes (x)This is super cute. Punch holes in a deck of cards (which make take some work). You can either paint a square on the “back” of each card or glue a small piece of paper where you can write your love note. Next, get Loose-Leaf
inspiring: VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!! if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and
crystal-the-dork: cuntaggious: -obliqueperfection-: OMG IF YOU DON’T REBLOG I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WRONG WITH YOU I MEAN EVERYBODY NEEDS THIS ON THEIR BLOG LIKE SERIOUSLY OMG KJSDAF VKJSD AHFJKR HFKJE HOLY OMG I CANT I CANT LETS NOT BREAK THE
whatever-you-write: The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.
tinyaussiegoddess: reasons why Daft Punk are geniuses you can’t sexualise robots so they prove you don’t need a sexual element to do well in the music industry they can send doubles to go do performances they don’t wanna do they get lots of media
neurolingual: im praying for every gay and lesbain individual living in kansas. my heart goes out to all of you. and if you have no idea what i’m talking about, please read this.
spocklets: I was sitting in the break room at work today and apparently I had this really dopey looking smile on my face and one of my coworkers leans over and says “I know that smile. You’re thinking about your crush aren’t you? I’ve been married
melesbian: If you’re feeling down, I’ll go down on you
choassdine: When you see a new picture of a person you are attracted to
krystalrneth: U know you’ve grown up when you don’t find the same people on YouTube funny anymore
lost-tardis: twerking-on-the-tardis: margosaur: bassrx: piertotum-locomottor: fuzzykitty01: This guy wins at life. it’s funny how you already suppose a guy did it It’s funny how feminists suck the fun out of everything It’s funny how you
jonathizzle: When the hot classmate sits next to you When the hot classmate talks to you
hahanerdz: who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend
relievingatlas: If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.
catliketendencies: the one that got away aka the hot person you saw while you were with your parents
hogwartsisongallifrey: When you realise how much gay porn you actually read
succulentthighs: Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends
wubangs: if she doesn’t text you when shes drunk then you aint da one
imacuntasaurous: to-this-day: I fucking love you, so I definitely care. Please message me or something because I’m always here for you, beautiful sad blog ☹
nox-artemis: janiceghosthunter: ((You guys don’t know steampunk until you head on over to this awesome little slice of heaven over here in Baltimore. This is a repurposed power plant that was built in 1900 that was converted into a Barnes and Nobel.
all-four-cheekbones: doorlord5ever: all-four-cheekbones: So would Spider-man’s acrobatics be referred to as Peter Parkour You mean his aracnobatics? You win best response.
stardustcrumb: You can see the difference in how these characters were brought up clearly from the younger years. Harry if you remember has to be prompted to tell his name, most likely because the Dursley’s hated to acknowledge he is important. Ron,
robin-scherbatsky: shout-out to that tumblr user that you can’t believe follows you
guceubcuesu: ianthony475: vworp-goes-the-tardis: older-aang: 64kbps: my name backwards spells “disappointment and skin problems” nice to meet you, Smelborp Niks Dna Tnemtnioppasid You really shouldn’t put your full name on the internet, it’s
unfollovving: If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules
tupacabra: i lost my virginity on the first date. never sleep with the first date you meet. dates are all assholes and they don’t even taste that good. lose your virginity to a fruit that you truly love
thecityofpaper: do you guys ever do that thing where you adjust the tabs because they don’t look like they’re in the right order
visenyatargaryyen: laughtercues: kingjohnkat: redphonebox: just so we’re clear, i use dude bro man gurl babe bby loser as gender-neutral and affectionate names don’t forget son What am I forgetting dad You have forgotten who you are, and
bigstupidbaby: losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
missbeatlegeorge: somedayilbelivinginabigoldcity: dontbelieveincircumstances: mynamekyle: do you guys even understand? you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because
clouded-: whitewinter-hymnal: serenitypatrol: rad-kiss: this is the best thing ever. when he knows everything about you - your naked body, naked soul - and still loves you more than anyone else. I like the thought of someone trusting me with all
rosaparking: chrispymoir: rosaparking: BALLS R THE FUNNIEST PART OF A DUDES BODY THEYRE LIKE DICK BOOBS WITH NO NIPPLE You’ve never seen balls, have you? I HAD MY BFS BALLS IN MY MOUTH 5 HRS AGO
