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chrysalisamidst: hacksign: terfs are a funny to me cuz they really think that trans women are just ‘pretending to be women’ so we can gain access to female spaces. like Bethany do you really think I’m risking being murdered in the streets so I
bogleech: bogleech: I guess people get mad when you say it’s no big deal to be fat because being less fat than other people might be the one and only thing they have in their entire life to pretend they can feel good about. They need to believe weight
blackgirlsvevo: isolinde: solarpolarize: downstairs5: whenever i hear a girl laughing at a boy’s joke or smiling at him i watn to tell her its ok. you don’t have to pretend. yeah because a girl can never find a boy’s joke funny or smile at
blacklongfellow: Sometimes I pretend to need money from my Dad, just to get some dick. As soon as I asked for a few bones, Dad be like, “I can’t be giving out no loans, unless I get some booty in return…this includes you too, son!” No problem
3m0-cutie: bubbleez: 3m0-cutie: I like to pretend that my follower count is some kind of weird BPM that I can play music to. How do you play to 0 BPM?
thedelegatefromperu: lordbape: straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013 “Don’t you think he’s attractive?” “I mean, I don’t know. I’m not into guys.” THAT
darkfiretaimatsu: Music is a powerful tool, and the right song can get just about anypony just about anywhere~ I don’t actually know music, so just pretend those notes are legitimate and not some nonsense scribbles my mod made up. In fact, you should
michigansmanofmayhem: blameitallonherroots: taylorfiercebuaya: third-round-charm: *pretends im adjusting myself when spooning but really trying to rub my ass on your dick and give you a boner lol* wait do girls really do this? As much as we can
When you try to pretend nothing's wrong but can't help but cry.
kannibal: Well they all pretend they’re orphansAnd their memory is like a trainYou can see it getting smaller as it pulls away All the struggling nephews, where do you all belong? Bilbo from KivrinEngle’s Children of the Lonely Mountain/ Sons of
ladlelickedbarnaby replied to your post: >Get an RP commission!>It’s Adventure Time, cool!… yeah it’d be hard to write that sort of thing without being interested in the material yourself. can’t pretend with that shit. Exactly. You
footsiehotwife:Sometimes Kitty allows me to “pretend” that I am fucking her just for a photoshoot. She wants to show you, dear followers, how she looks like with a cock inside her. So I can put my cock into her pussy, take the pictures and I have
dawnokeefe: weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game
unyanizedcatboys:phantomrose96:Tumblr can’t be swapped for other social media website because Tumblr is the only one whose whole base humor is derived from the art of pretending to be a dumbass.Like if you get a fact wrong on Reddit, the “well actually”
addictdtoblack: Зима близко (he/him/his) Love seeing people slapping filters on my selfies and pretending to be meedit: can you guys not reblog this and give them more notes
zlasses: “that doesn’t look like fire to me” - zayn xx #at which point in your friendship with someone can you pretend fondling their balls
babushkas: why in this world are the people most capable of opposing the titans the only ones given the priviledge of avoiding them entirely? how do you think it got to be such a farce? maybe it’s just human nature? Point is, I can’t even pretend
jenniferscloset: Cny is coming and I found this really cute dress but my parents won’t allow me to buy it cause it was “too slutty”. Bought it secretly so I can wear it for you guys. Wanted to go out and bai nian in this. Would pretend to drop
jordan-reet: You wouldn’t dare! [He pretended to be offended, and tried to hide the growing smirk and it didn’t work at all. Watching her wiggle her backside made him laugh.] Cute isn’t the word I’d use but to be less crude we can go with that.
ferisae: Today’s self indulgent and dumb fluffy Adrinette comic brought to you by @chassecroise ‘s seemingly innocent post. Can’t browse in peace without getting ideas from your blog gditLets all pretend that they work out together now to further
asirenofadifferentelement: My heart is like a stallion They love it more when it's broke in Do you wanna feel beautiful? I'm outside the door, invite me in So we can go back and play pretend I'm on deck, yeah, I'm up next Tonight I'm high as a private
yourroyalpenis: yo, if you’re wearing sweats or gym shorts, i can guarantee that my eyes will wander to your crotch multiple times. pretend it isn’t happening, we don’t need this to be even more uncomfortable. sweatpants bulges are to gays what
swyrs:can we just collectively agree not to pressure or bother people who don’t drive by choice like I’m sorry if it upsets you (???) that I utilize public transit but let’s not pretend that your problem with it isn’t first and foremost inherently
cuteguyfeet: My 6'7" straight friend is visiting from out of town. Which means I have 3 days of pretending I’m not staring at his beautiful feet. So if I have to suffer, then at least I can get you all to suffer along with me.
destielarryy: thedelegatefromperu: lordbape: straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013 “Don’t you think he’s attractive?” “I mean, I don’t know. I’m not into
acidicvodkaa: sexicancore: lucy-is-sorry: suspiratio-n: and god damn it, I can barely say your name So I’ll try to write it, and fill the pen with blood from the sink But don’t just say it you should scream my name Pretend that it’s a song
cambridge-misogynist-2: dumbslut1988: cambridge-misogynist-2: I love how the dumb cunt tries to pretend she’s enjoying it I like how he redirects her from trying to take enjoyment from the experience. No slut this is for me not you. I can never
danthemedicman: Andrea sent me this, can you spot all the deficiencies on this piece of shit cock sucking motherfucker pretending to be a soldier to get free food? We need to find out who the fuck this piece of shit is and get him fucked up hardcore.
weeeenhi: Sometimes, I think by walking into a crowded place or surrounding myself by acquaintance and pretend friends, I could mute the voices that reminds me—-I can hear it too well, the sound of being alone. It’s strange how voices work. You
cursedemojis: Can we stop pretending that triggered jokes arent just the 2009 you mad bro meme with a coat of edgy paint
howcanibesowet: Don’t know about anyone else but this popped in my head…Fly by night, away from hereChange my life againFly by night, goodbye my dearMy ship isn’t coming and I just can’t pretend … how often do you get an earworm from a picture
I can’t stand when people make out veganism to be solely for white, middle class hipsters, like its a fad or something. You’re erasing the experience of POC like me who are vegan. Don’t further your anti-vegan agenda by pretending like veganism
julroses: getting called out publicly on ignorant racist bullshit that you’ve said is not the same as being shit talked. can we all please stop pretending it is the same and step up and apologize when we’re called out
disneysnobs: Thumbelina (1994) I know there’s someone, somewhere, someone who’s sure to find me soon. After the rain goes, there are rainbows. I’ll find my rainbow soon. Soon it won’t be just pretend, soon a happy ending. Love, can you hear
swyrs: Can we just collectively agree not to pressure or bother people who don’t drive by choice like I’m sorry if it upsets you (???) that I utilize public transit but let’s not pretend that your problem with it isn’t first and foremost inherently
anincestfamily: My daughter likes to come to my office sometimes after school. She pretends to be my “sexy secretary who will do anything to keep her job.”I can’t help but indulge her. I mean, could you say no to those eyes?
randomitemdrop:Item: bell that, when rung, causes your spouse to sigh deeply and pretend they can’t hear you
pngjpeg:if i was a vampire id be on like my 50th university course just Learning useless shit also sucking the blood off my college friends & pretending its a party trick “hey I can make you feel dizzy just by kissing your neck wanna see?”
mislori: jessirhiano: msissy2: mistresstrixie69:Well do you? yes mistress yes I do! I know how pathetic I am. I pretend everyday to be a real man to the outside world. But I can’t wait to be alone dress up and masturbate with my friends on Tumbler.
hugyerbud: I wasn’t asleep really…I’d heard him come into my room…but I had to pretend, right? Until he climbed onto the bed…leaned over me…cradled my face…and asked, “Can I kiss you, coach?” I didn’t respond, but my lips parting
c2oh: “You will always be mine,” she wept, “because if not for the things I own, I can never pretend to be human enough.”
a-cumberbatch-of-cookies: destielarryy: thedelegatefromperu: lordbape: straight men still pretending they don’t know and can’t recognize if another guy is handsome in 2013 “Don’t you think he’s attractive?” “I mean, I don’t
I can't make this anymore clear, if you don't like me just pretend I'm dead- thats what I do to the people I don't like and trust me it works.
dawnokeefe:weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game
headturnsmeon: sixfootpapi: lickanddrip: Can men on here stop catfishing girls pretending to be lesbian/bisexual women 🤦🏾♀️ Like i know your a dude😐 just accept that women aren’t interested in talking to you and keep it moving. PLEASEEEEE❗️❗️❗️
whitehotpegging: anal-horney-official: Almost all guys pretend that they have an aversion to taking it up the ass, but they all secretly want it. The need you to take control so they can let loose that shameful, cock hungry, sissy-faggot that lives
nakedcouple: this happen while i post, can you all imagine how hard become even just to write a caption?! and she pretend me to post the pictures now, she also want a girl to play with us
dancinbritt: Pretending to be asleep while they touch you is one of the hottest things. I can actually speak from experience on this one… ☺️
proggybear: I can’t pretend to be as hot as a lot of the guys featured in my blog but thought I may as well post a few outdoor pics and hope you like ‘em.
stuartsometimes: tltty: there are no awkward silences on the internet that’s why it’s so great bc if someone sends you an ask u can always pretend to not be online & reply an hour later
As Mr. Crude watched, Nieva pulled up her thong.“You like?” she asked. “So far, yes,” he replied. “Stand up and turn around so I can see the back view.”Nieva pretended to kiss him and then stood up and showed him the thong splitting her
lusciouswhiteflame: PLIROY /// JJYURI /// JJ // YURI Doing the dishes can be a rock musical for them <3 (Please do not tag as Ot//ayuri and do not pretend that it’s O/tabek. Thank you!)
bichotomy: temptress-in-training: Can I pretend I know nothing and that he is Jon Snow? Please? You know nothing of Jon Snow mmmmm…..Jon Snow…..Please!!!!
![jordan-reet: You wouldn’t dare! [He pretended to be offended, and tried to hide the growing smirk and it didn’t work at all. Watching her wiggle her backside made him laugh.] Cute isn’t the word I’d use but to be less crude we can go with that.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/avatar_f8a3c483bbfc_128.png){kind=avatar}
