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pirateskates: theongreyjoy: silkpanties: bananachoo: WE CALL IT YOW-EE if it helps, you can pretend i’m wolverine omg lmao oh Deadpool you Deadpool is the best Marvel character. Ever.
abcubs: The plus side of wearing diapers just a little too big for you, the tapes almost touch and you can pretend your a little twink.
haileyhottie22: We hope not You can pretend it’s not there, I won’t mind at all!
mrblue19: -Please Sir I’ll be good I swear, you can stop now! I can’t take it like this you’re too rough, you’re going too deep! it really is going in too deep Sir owww!-Shut up,shut up and take like the big girl you pretend to be. you can’t
You have to commit to your training, stretch that ass, prepare to receive your fulfillment, you were never a man, you can’t pretend much longer…
You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s. The hole is hidden in the dark so she can’t see it. You can’t wait to show this hole to your alpha male friend, pretending it’s from termites, knowing he’ll
gothammite: tag yourself 2012 popular fandoms edition… none of you can pretend to be exempt this applies to everyone
*pretends I didn’t start this last year* A (short) ‘What I Wore’/’OOTD Lapis’ because she meThere were more outfits but I got lazy. PS I have no idea if you can read it but the last shirt says ‘Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It’
azhdarcho: At one of the Yu-Gi-Oh events, I guess they have a mirror set up so you can pretend to be Exodia source
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi
Can’t really blame him. You can only pretend eating meat isnt “cool” for so long.
dh-w: “ You better take a good look cause I’m full of shit With every bit of my heart I’ve tried to believe in it You can dress it all up, you can try to pretend But you can’t change anything You can’t change anything In the end “ ~”You
save who you can save.
wolfnanaki: shaun-howell: Jodie Coyote, a 2009 creation in reaction to haters complaining that I only drew huge boobs. Fine, have a drop dead sexy gal with NO boobs! I’m bringing her back soon… (You can pretend she’s really a guy if that works
ambris-art: sketch-modblog: What’s that? Did someone say… MERRY CHRYSMAS!? Well here’s a present from uncle GraphicLee and uncle aphexangel.We even went ahead and made it with transparency so you can pretend the sultry Chrysalis spent time at
hardisonparker replied to your post “I just read all the maeve/spencer fics including the ones that just…” bonus to watching leverage. maeve’s actress is in it and you can pretend she lived and assumed a new identity all is well. SQUEALS
chlorokin: shrikebishop: Why 👏 should 👏 a 👏 tiny 👏 island 👏 across👏 the 👏 sea 👏 regulate 👏 the 👏 price👏 of 👏 tea👏 @jaffajamjam I see that chamomile TEA you made really helped you sleep 😒
giadonna: ..you can pretend its your cock in my ass…
tru2bkind: yesiamyourgoddess: ⚜ You cant act nonchalant when i can see your eyes beg. You can’t pretend bordem when your body betrays you so. You can’t deny your true self when you know i own you. Stop, breathe, accept, obey….these are your
humiliateddarling: “No no, keep your eyes closed. That way you can pretend its all just a dream.”
mikoooka: a transparent portrait thing so now you can pretend that you and all of your friends are dead
you can be with someone you like and pretend to be happy or you can be with the one you love and be happy
coolstoryfuckface: You can pretend we are strangers, but I’ve seen you naked before bitch.
magicalmuslimunicorn: why make jokes about rape and be homophobic while playing call of duty when you can pretend your whole platoon is homo and you have to fight to protect your boyfriend i mean come on
catbountry: mariusu: (via “猫用ポケット”付きパーカー、「膝に乗ってきて動けない」を解決。 | Narinari.com) Now you can pretend to be a kangaroo mom with your fat hairy baby as your joey. I need.
publicenemy333: I Don’t think enough people have done this, but can we take a moment to appreciate this expression of Pearl’s? This screen happens right after she makes her “Lion Around” joke that Peridot pretends to laugh at. I mean LOOK AT
negritojosh: rileyisafox: danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows…
a-female-as-a-defective-male: When you’re a boy.. ..you can pretend that your flaccid sissy clitty is in fact a large magnificent cock.
wtfzodiacsigns: Libra you can pretend bad things never happen but actually they do. - WTF Zodiac Signs Daily Horoscope!
burningaquamarine: iliveinaboxofpaints: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: fuck I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… OMG
vampchronfic:you can pretend it’s tea
danglingthpider: cclarissaa: ungracefullys: frails: frick I want this THEY’RE FRENCH FRY BODY PILLOWS YOU CAN PRETEND ITS A BOY BUT ITS FOOD AND THAT SUMS UP MY ENTIRE LIFE My mom suggested ketchup packet pillows… you could have some epic Jedi
unapologetically-bratty:Fuck you and Jennifer, I know that you’re out with her, go pretend that you’re just friends, I’ll pretend that I’m not hurt, I know all the shit I heard, you can take these bitter words, fuck you and Jennifer,
littlesativabug: Let’s play a game. You can pretend you’re mine and when I’m bored, I’ll leave.
ca-lb:thedingledodies: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum i need this printed on a t-shirt Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.
billieie: you can pretend you don’t miss me.
wowcooool: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum
last/first dirkjake of the year heheh
You can say what you want about Gir, but I can’t pretend I won’t take it personally
I am, straight up, a writing MACHINE right now. I know the story for this one is already over, but I felt the need to.You are Lapis Lazuli, known just as Lapis to your friends. And you…You are on a mission.This is the most important mission you have
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DARN IT NO I WAS JUST CAUSING CHAOS YOU CAN’T JUST. NO
You are going to pretend that your mind goes blank and you can’t move think or talk
guess who read a negitoro fic last night where at one point luka has to dress as a boy and “pretend” to date miku THIS GIRL (( also here is a small comparison ))
averyangryfeminist: theferrets: cannonball-the-ferret: catbountry: mariusu: (via “猫用ポケット”付きパーカー、「膝に乗ってきて動けない」を解決。 | Narinari.com) Now you can pretend to be a kangaroo mom with your
ca-lb: thedingledodies: milktree: you can pretend like I dont exist but I still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum i need this printed on a t-shirt Probably the 100th time I’ve reblogged this.
liberalfart: milktree: you can pretend like i dont exist but i still made you whimper like a little bitch when you were about to cum OH MY GOD
