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lilsebastian4prez: When you’re pretending to give a fuck but just can’t. Every single day. When do I get to feel too?
If you can’t find me, it’s cause I’m pretending to be a DJ ✌️ https://www.instagram.com/p/ByZT0MOgVzR/?igshid=fimrx67lr1w2
garlic-breadgasm: I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
mizgnomer:Behind the scenes of The Idiot’s Lantern (Part Two of Four)Other parts (so far): [1]Excerpts from Jason Arnopp’s interviews in DWM #371Mark [Gatiss, Writer]: “There was a line which survived for a long time as the Doctor and Tommy arrived
torpedoesarts: My character Gib pretending to be Ethan… Gib is 5ft. Ethan is 5'10 or something. I’ve been doing a lot more traditional stuff lately. I’ll only post my favs on here, but you can find more on my instagram!
master4muscleslaves: You can be fucking someone in the other room and a faggot will watch pretending it’s him on your dick.
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote
dangerousperson: ardijey: For Tony Stark’s big assembly with The Avengers last year, Robert Downey Jr. revealed he insisted on having actress Gwyneth Paltrow reprise her Iron Man role as well. “I was like, ‘You can’t just pretend that I
princesaoreo: Barcelona’s Leo Messi may be the 473rd New Maradona, but he’s the only one to be named after a Mr Man and the only one really worthy of the title. You can forget the Little Donkey, the Rabbit, the Clown and all the other great pretenders,
I understand that I’m an asshole, and you can hate me for any number of reasons, but at least don’t pretend to be my friend.
somemenarejustbetter: Hey, stop pretending you can’t take it, OPEN YOUR THROAT. http://definitionofshoulders.tumblr.com/archive
bluesilktie: [pretends to understand tattoos and light sources] As usual, I blame satincas. You can’t say things like “Cas with botany tattoos” and not expect me to draw it, Caroline. <33
grace-esquilant: “You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretending that it’s him.” — Ten Word Story, Meghan Hale (via m-e-ghan)
The Colossal Titan cinema display (Announced yesterday as part of the SnK live action films’ promotion) has been captured in person!As the example shows, you can pose behind it and pretend to be eaten!ETA 2015/06/14:Clearly Japanese children are loving
fuku-shuu: The Colossal Titan cinema display (Announced yesterday as part of the SnK live action films’ promotion) has been captured in person!As the example shows, you can pose behind it and pretend to be eaten!ETA 2015/06/14:Clearly Japanese children
marvelous-black-shertorneytomy: who-lock-loki-lover: mishasminions: SAM & ROSS APPRECIATE YOUR INTELLECTUAL CAPACITY BUT THINK THAT YOU CAN PROBABLY DO BETTER CAS & JOEY PRETEND TO UNDERSTAND YOUR REFERENCE BUT THEY HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT
biglawbear: richardalexanderrr: lmfao WAIT ISN’T THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE MAMA TIGERS PRETEND TO GET SCARED BY THEIR BABIES TO TEACH THEIR BABIES HOW TO HUNT AND GIVE THEM CONFIDENCE Like you can see Mama Tiger has her ears pointed back to where
xxxubbles: *pretends I didn’t start this last year* A (short) ‘What I Wore’/’OOTD Lapis’ because she me There were more outfits but I got lazy. PS I have no idea if you can read it but the last shirt says ‘Gangsta Rap Made Me Do It’
a-timeless-watch: if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
mainlyusedforwalking: Lets just all pretend I was attempting to make housework look as fake as I possible could. At least you can’t see it’s unplugged.
sourcedumal: jainz: frozun: i think a lot of people forget that you can actually still come across as confident and have social anxiety Shoutout to all the folks who wanna pretend extroverts don’t have social anxiety….
mariedisgrace: c’mon my dear princess, you can still run away underwater and pretend that those are not tears
howtobeafxxkinglady: Me pretending to be Foxy Brown for #blackoutIG: howtobeafuckingladyalso donate to my transition fund if you can!https://www.paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=HDL5C8PA9L58Apaypal naomihitm3@gmail.com how
adrenaline: seriously, the worst thing you can do to me, after all we went through together, is pretend I don’t exist.
schticky-friend: shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit i think i just found my senior quote headology at its finest
caswitch: SAM WAS A THEATER KID AND YOU CAN’T CONVINCE ME THAT DEAN DIDN’T SHOW UP TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HIS PLAYS AND PRETEND HE THOUGHT IT WAS LAME BUT SECRETLY FELT SO PROUD OF HIS LITTLE BROTHER THAT HE COULDN’T HELP CLAPPING THE LOUDEST WHEN
adoringskins: lookatthelights: You can put any face behind a mask, but be careful. Because someone else might be pretending. ♥ Skins UK Blog ♥
shitilivefor: katara: i just pretend i know what im talking about 150% of the time if you can’t blow them away with your brilliance, baffle them with your bullshit
lizawithazed: kdramafeed: When I Get Home, My Wife Always Pretends to be Dead (2018) well you can’t accuse this of having an inaccurate title…
spidergvven: can we stop pretending tina fey and amy poehler are the pinnacle of feminism now that they’ve made rape jokes on national television or what
theconcealedweapon:You can also stop pretending that capitalism is voluntarism.
shittyidea: Pretend to be a race horse so you can get spanked by the jockies
rykitsu: dashakay: annlarimer: dduane: actualmenacebuckybarnes: hotguyhawkguy: From now on all my fanfic titles will be worded like click bait YOU WONT BELIEVE HOW THESE ASSHOLES FALL IN LOVE THIS TIME HE AND HIS BEST FRIEND PRETENDED TO BE MARRIED
No, the date is not 11/11/11 the date is 11/11/2011 You can't just pretend like the first two digits of the year don't exist to create hype.
monicaalvarez3: Pretending to #smoke you can actually see my eyes tearing in this pic lol took me a whole pack of cigs to get this right.
truckerlite: I’m pretty sure I could pretend to be drowning just so Aleesha could save me. Go big or go home. If you can’t run with the big dogs, get your ass off the porch!!!
eurybislin: you can tell from the way in my eyes, and the bruises on my thighs, and the knots in my hair, and the bathroom full of fliesthat i’m notrightnow at all, there i go again! pretend they’re all at fault, don’t call the doctor! they’ve
femburton: a-timeless-watch: if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
taterftl: Sometimes I pretend to choke. It’s good for their ego but as you can see not necesarry.
peaceandloveandshoes: Dear Joss Whedon, We recognize you made a decision to kill Agent Coulson, but given that it is a stupid ass decision we, as a fandom, have elected to ignore it. So cast him in Avengers 2 and we can pretend this never happened.
heyfunniest: if you’re gonna make me the third wheel on the sidewalk at least let me stand in front so i can pretend i’m leading my army into battle
“You can quit pretending to be sweet and innocent, Kate. I know better!”
idrinkyourtears: girls can pretend that when boys aren’t around you don’t make out in your panties and tanks. but boys know.
biglawbear: richardalexanderrr: lmfao WAIT ISN’T THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE MAMA TIGERS PRETEND TO GET SCARED BY THEIR BABIES TO TEACH THEIR BABIES HOW TO HUNT AND GIVE THEM CONFIDENCE Like you can see Mama Tiger has her ears pointed back to
Don’t have toDon’t have to act like strangers … But if you must, I can pretend well
cenkrett: I’ve never been able to “keep calm and carry on”, but I’ve gotten really good at “internalize your rage and pretend you can function”.
riceboyrey: Hugging a girl tight so you can feel their boobs on your chest. Pretending to cry then going on your knees and putting your head in between their boobs.
boys-and-suicide: How To Make Friends: Step 1: Don’t. (They will pretend to be your friends and then leave. You can never tell the real ones from the fakes.)
Sometimes its just to late to pretend you can fix whats been replaced…
![mizgnomer:Behind the scenes of The Idiot’s Lantern (Part Two of Four)Other parts (so far): [1]Excerpts from Jason Arnopp’s interviews in DWM #371Mark [Gatiss, Writer]: “There was a line which survived for a long time as the Doctor and Tommy arrived](https://64.media.tumblr.com/76af9c391a908979b769a953321d5580/tumblr_nkr7nor20N1tvhev2o1_250.png)
![bluesilktie: [pretends to understand tattoos and light sources] As usual, I blame satincas. You can’t say things like “Cas with botany tattoos” and not expect me to draw it, Caroline. <33](https://64.media.tumblr.com/95f26e1439de806b22f889b886ecb28e/tumblr_nb5atqtPEx1t69kl2o1_250.png)
