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Remember how easy it can be to “accidentally” fall out of your loosely-tied swimsuit top once you turn on your side for whoever has the camera. ;) Of course, pretending you didn’t notice is the key…
Lets just say “I can” but we pretend like i can’t and you still put that in my ass…
Don’t pretend like you didn’t want to be caught, honey, you stripped off outside and your enjoying every second. I can tell by the smile.
xzdp: scrumptioushardfuck: scrumptioushardfuck: scrumptioushardfuck: get-you-wet: scrumptioushardfuck: Can you guys all go on twitter and report this person that’s been using my pictures and pretending to be me. This is absolutely ridiculous that
hightouchghost: ifyoudontl0veme-pretend: coolification: Judging you if you don’t reblog this I CAN’T BREATHE
nudekittyn:cunihinx:nudekittyn:Readjusting wet t-shirt Hitomi. Looks like I can’t get rid of that bra strap just with xnalara though, so we’ll just have to pretend it’s not there. I can easily remove that for you if you want That would be appreciated,
“Unbeautiful”Don’t hang up. Can’t we talk?So confused, it’s like I’m lostWhat went wrong? What made you go?Don’t pretend you don’t knowThis is me - I’m unchangeableWhen did we fall apart?Or did you
Felt like doing this to you Sonia several times….I can imagine it being smooth and soft…. Ohhhhh Sonia why don’t you try and enjoy life instead of pretending to……
takemedowntodepths: When you mess up just grap sticky notes and pretend you didn’t Wish I could have gotten a better pic but alas the lighthing in my room is shit Pearl Ahegao for dooble ink req Can you guess what I enjoy drawin :^) If you like
thecoachbill: jockbros: thecoachbill: Thick Sometimes I pretend I have to pee just so I can saddle up next to Coach and watch his dick let loose You should drop to your knees when you do
becoming-baby: “Cmon little Sissy, don’t pretend you’re not enjoying your bright pink diapers! I see you little hard clitty poking up!” “You’re so hard! Just by having your diaper changed in public where anyone can see you? Awww!” Your Mommy
lifeofalibertine: breathedeeplylove: lifeofalibertine: …who’s too stupid and needy to take care of herself. You’ve been pretending to be a proper person for so long, isn’t it nice when someone comes along who can help you express yourself honestly?
tyleroakley: bitchesxbacon: madibert: If you pretend like you’re flicking or hitting him as soon as he hits the screen it is so entertaining I LITERALLY JUST SAT HERE FLICKING MY SCREEN FOR 5 MINUTES. CAN’T STOP.
meladoodle: me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” Gus: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”
zecretary: Ellen Page is so brave. Can you imagine being a gay woman and pretending you’re attracted to Michael Cera
to-many-cupcakes: My princess persona WIP???I’m either pretending to be a princess -insert one of my husbands- is throwing a ball and got me a dress to wear so I can look nice too~or I am a real princessIDK you guys can pick You’re a real
pingo1387:c3rvida3:I love how when someone blocks you on Tumblr, it just pretends it can’t load their page instead of telling you to get fucked. It’s so funny. Like, why is this website trying not to hurt my feelings?
coffeeseed:God, I can’t tell you how much the “there’s not enough enrichment in my enclosure” joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can’t comprehend, pretending that I’m a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also
“Dear FranI’m watching you sleep. You are sucking your thumb. (We’re going to need to talk about this.) I can’t pretend you look like a delicately slumbering princess, because you don’t. Apart from the thumb business you are twitching around
mika-misaki2:I’m the type of person who can forget your existence if you hurt me This is so me also. I hear all these people talking about their like private wars on social media etc with their exes and Im just sitting there pretending I can relate.
When I'm with you, I act different. In a good way. I smile more and laugh more. I don't have to pretend everything is okay when it's really not. With you, I can drop the fake smile and put on a real one. I don't feel hurt and alone when I'm with you.
potootagath replied to your post: potootagath replied to your post “My c… *hugs* I am very sorry that you had to go through that. I wouldn’t pretend to know indeed… all I can do is remind you that you’re a better person than you think,
larygo: I try to be myself. Pretending to be someone else, you’re just setting yourself up for a fall. Or it can just be confusing. So, honestly, there are things that you want to keep private, but I can simply say I try to be myself. (x)
davestirfry: thecupcat: davestirfry: THOSE COSPLAYERS WHO DO ZOMBIE VERSIONS OF THE CHARACTER THAT CAN AFFORD TO DRENCH EXPENSIVE COSPLAY IN FAKE BLOOD thats what you do when you accidentaly ruin your cosplay. you pour blood on it and pretend it was
pleasantshemalecompany: jaynelovesdick: now that you have had many girlgasms you know you will never be able to go back to pretending to be a boy so ask yourself over and over the three questions so your life can find it’s true meaning and purpose
perfectly-horrid: ilovegothgirls: Introducing thirteena-gravesPhoto: LCF Photography Don’t do this shit. Don’t pretend you’re the OP by deleting my username, you fucking leech.Also, I don’t want my pictures in you objectifying blog. Why can’t
did-you-know:Ravens are smart enough to play tricks on each other. If a raven knows it can be seen by other ravens, it sometimes pretends to stash its food in one place while secretly hiding it elsewhere so onlookers can’t steal it. This tactic doesn’t
infamousnfamous: “Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU I CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
biocentricvegan: infamousnfamous: “Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
vegan-because-fuck-you: frosty-the-vegan: petitepannacotta: il-tenore-regina: oops She is such a fucking joke. I can’t wait for you to drop off the radar Ugh. Can we stop pretending she isn’t skinny.
rapedollswanted: daddyslittlewankbait: “I’m not doing anything wrong”, she said smugly. “You’ve been pissing everyone off, can you not find some other car park to waste people’s time in?” “It’s not illegal loser. Don’t pretend you
blackinasia: queerfemmefatale: infamousnfamous: “Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU” Oop. Reblog everytime.
cantfightnature: chinkslutmaster:You like to pretend you’re a modern businesswoman, but deep down you know you’re really just another chink whore for a White man’s use. And everyone can see right through you.
thebabyfarm:“Hey big bro, I may be knocked up with your baby but I can still tempt you into fucking me. Let’s not pretend like you’re not gonna breed my like a fucking animal for the rest of my life because you’re my fucking stud and you’re
coffeeseed:God, I can’t tell you how much the “there’s not enough enrichment in my enclosure” joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can’t comprehend, pretending that I’m a zoo keeper caring for
coltre:do you ever feel like all of your friends can’t stand you but they don’t know how to get rid of you so they pretend to be nice
beautybeforebrains:If you want to look hot, spend some time practicing your “smile and pretend you understand” look. You lucky dummies will be way better at this than smart girls, but everyone can master it with some practice. The key is to think
thisisb: Whenever I order Pizza for delivery and a girl picks up.I pretend as if she was my girlfriend…Today, I felt lonely and called for pizza.Girl: HI how are youMe: GREAT how about you?Girl: ya it’s great! How can I help you.Me: Babe can I hab
cravehiminallways212: heyyou-yumme: I wonder how long I can act like I’m asleep…..maybe throw a leg over and see if there’s anything else he’d like to taste…. Lol…only reason I’d pretend I was asleep around you… ;) No need to pretend
goblin62:Oh, Sweetie I wasn’t serious when I said I’d undo the restraints after 5 minutes. I only said that so you’d agree to ‘pretending’ to be my patient. Now that I’ve got you nice and secure I can proceed with your treatment. Have you
mcrwasdeadandgone: can you hear me? are you near me?can we pretend to leave and thenwe'll meet againwhen both our cars collide
super1eklectic: infamousnfamous: “Hey sexy lemme talk to you”“No thanks”“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”
felkina: “Ahh making me pretend to be a cat girl… Is this your fetish you hungry pervert! Not that I can tell you no… When your balls deep inside me! I can’t resist but to purr as your thick dick strokes every last inch of my pussy and makes
hihuntie: surra-de-bunda:Bae Goals - When you pretend to be a helpless hostage in the bank so yall can get that cash money. Just don’t point the gun at me. is this cinematic master piece ‘waist deep’ right now…. i can’t deal with this rn i’m
monkey-me33: You told me to act To put on a show Forget the silly requests I was the star of “You’ll Never Know” Annnnd now I can breathe every now and then My head still wanderers… you see…. My body still wants to play “pretend” Photography
I can never understand why any person would go to an extent to create a fake social account and pretend they are someone else. What the fuck are you doing? I know who you are, and that is beyond pathetic of you to try to be someone else to try to get
dominus-master2: Don’t pretend that you not liking this baby girl we both know how much you are loving this. Daddy can see how wet you are getting 🔥
dork-bending:Woman can be emotionally abusiveWomen can be physically abusiveWomen can be verbally abusiveWomen can be this way to people of any gender. Woman can be intentionally abusiveplease don’t pretend this isn’t true. Especially if you call
thousand-miles-lovestory: With you, I can be who I am. No mask. I don’t have any fear for rejection. I don’t need to pretend to be someone else. You simply know me perfectly. And the most important, you encourage me to show up all my potentials.
rishtaywaliaunty: *girl is born* time to start preparing her for marriage *boy turns 30* i know you are still a child but just pretend to get your life enough bit together so that other parents can give you their daughter she can take it from there you
00-k: pecharings: babyfairy: i’m sorry to ruin everybody’s day but i can’t stop thinking about this. i can’t even imagine how fucking Unhinged you have to be to be willing to pretend-fuck a blowup doll in public with a VR headset on. i just
illegalloveandotherthings: “You don’t have to pretend little brother I can tell you enjoy this, I know you feel nasty about it but if I like it and you like it, what’s the problem with fucking your sister?”
ezrhino1: the-firm-master: I don’t care how successful you are, I don’t care how proper you pretend to be at work, I don’t care about anything but making you realize that your life outside of being my little cunt is a farce. I can hear it in
crvked: i don’t like going on dates because you have to pretend that you aren’t sad and angry and completely detached. and you have to be really upbeat and act interested and be engaged. can we just skip to the part where we wallow in each other’s
drowning4youu:some of the saddest phrases in the English language: - but you promised - ive never told anyone - i can’t do it - i tried - i trusted you - why did you do this to me - why am i not good enough - it still hurts - i can’t keep pretending
stormys-guilty-pleasures: When you wake up and the first thing you think is…shhhhiiit I can’t believe I did that! But then you think…what the hell…There’s something liberating about not pretending. So thought for today: Dare to embarrass
drowning4youu: some of the saddest phrases in the English language: - but you promised - ive never told anyone - i can’t do it - i tried - i trusted you - why did you do this to me - why am i not good enough - it still hurts - i can’t keep pretending
All these boys pretending to be “real” men.REAL men use their brains, not just their dicks. Real men are rare. But I can train you to be one. Lock your cock away and give me the key, so that we can begin…if you’re man enough.
dirtydescent: clits-and-tits-19: pervertedthinking: Oh yeah… Ride it, baby, ride my tongue like the dirty slut you know you are. You know you love it. i can’t even pretend to argue with that.
