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“We think you’re smoking, and that’s not just because we pulled you out of a bonfire.”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’ on me?”
“You put the ‘bae’ in Baker Street.”
“I would solve a skip code and steal a motorcycle for you.”
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
“I cannot eliminate being with you, therefore it must not be impossible.”
“I love a shaved pussy… and I’m not talking about Sekhmet.”Suggested by someone I know in real life, who doesn’t have a Tumblr and is too embarrassed to take credit for the idea anyway.
“I’d rip your clothes off in a darkened swimming pool even if people would talk.”Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“Mary’s bullet isn’t the only thing that should have penetrated me.”Based on a suggestion by jc-cumberbatch.
“Your mustache ages you… Good thing I like older men.”
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted by anonymous.
“I may make you take a separate cab, but I’ll never make you take a separate bed.â€
“I’m gonna climb you like Zhi Zhu climbs buildings.â€
“I would marry you even if your proposal got interrupted by your best friend who faked his death.â€
“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if you can turn me on?â€
“I’m not a plot device… The only function I want in your narrative is love interest.â€
“I don’t have friends, just potential love interests.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Unlike my work for the British government, I occupy a major position in the bedroom.â€Submitted by nzeuropean.
“Get a room? Nah, let’s get an entire flat.â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s up.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps experiments in it. Shall I take you out to dinner instead?â€
“I may not know that the Earth revolves around the sun, but I know that my heart revolves around you.â€
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s left hand under stress.â€
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult than getting Sherlock to follow the rules of Cluedo.â€
“I love you more than Jennifer Wilson loved the color pink.â€
“Don’t make people into heroes. Heroes don’t exist, but if they did, you’d be mine.â€
“Sherlock knows more about the solar system than you do about me… Want to fix that?â€
“The Black Lotus’s circus isn’t the only place where acrobatics will be performed tonight.â€Based on a suggestion by @sarahsarahsarahsarahsarah.
“My love for you is even more enormous than 1880s Mycroft.â€
“If I tried to deny my love for you, it’d be less convincing than Hooper in a mustache.â€
“May I be your unsavory companion of dubious morals?â€
“Ignore the illustrator. You’re so unforgettable, I would recognize you with or without a mustache.â€
“Unprincipled drug addict or not, I’ll gladly be your gentleman hero.â€
“I would give you dancing lessons even if it meant your Sign Language needed work.â€
“Sitting in the Carmichaels’ greenhouse isn’t the only thing we can do together that’s murder on the knees.â€
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade could work them out.â€
“I don’t care whether you’re a Viennese alienist or a retired army surgeon– you can ask me any curious questions you like.â€
“Forget morphine or cocaine. I get plenty high just off of your presence.â€
“Do you have a feet fetish? Because my game is afoot.â€
“If you think Mycroft is enormous, just wait until you see my dick.â€
“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t have a daisy behind your ear.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m about to go deep inside you and feel how wet you are.”
“Getting over you is more impossible than arresting a jellyfish.”
It has been a long time since we saw grandpa John for the last time! What was he doing all the time? Well, it’s not so hard to guess that he was busy with sticking his amazing big dick inside some lucky young chiks… Haley Hill, a stunning 19
Portugese beauty Charlize Bella is fully aware of one thing: That grandpa John has a small figure but he’s big where it relly matters…(Of course, we are referencing to his big heart which is always open for sweet young babes. Don’t you say
No Need To Die, John Creasey writing as Gordon Ashe (Corgi, 1965). From a charity shop in Nottingham.
Along with making a blowjob sloppy, another way to a man’s heart whilst giving him the suck, is moaning as you’re doing it. Shows you really enjoy it. Follow Lisa Tiffian’s example above as she sloppily sucks Eric John. Click here for ArchiveStudio:
chiboxerboi: BEGIN CLASSIFIED RECORDINGVISUAL/AUDIO BRAIN STIMULATION TEST SUBJECT PVT. JOHN PERKINS, 21SINGLE HETEROSEXUAL MALE Private John Perkins could not believe his luck. Despite having been a major pain in the sarge’s ass throughout basic training
tinalikesbutts: Fun fact: John Cleese was actually supposed to say some really long and complicated name, but he forgot it and just said, “Tim” and everyone just rolled with it.
In the Spring of ‘59,– Mary Goodneighbor (aka. Irma The Body) poses for a series of formal Engagement photos on the property of the State Capitol; in Maryland .. She had planned a December wedding to her beau: Midshipman John Knief; who was
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honey-rider: JOHN HENRY WADDELL Sculptor It’s always nice to have a copy, isn’t it? :-)
We have a new on for ya by John Hoagland! This is a set of high rise and lower buildings in a square street layout which can be used however your imagination desires.Throw this into Poser 5 and go to town! ;) get it? Click the link for extra info! Shanty
All of the Shanty Town Buildings 1, in one set! This product is created by John Hoagland! This town has seen better days. What happened here? Did a storm come through the area and destroy all the buildings? Where the people forced to evacuate? Or was
Calling all fans of John Hoagland! Here we have another set of Shanty Town Buildings! The third set of buildings to build your own town and village. Includes 4 models which also work nicely with the other Shanty 2 Building Sets and the Shanty 2 Town
The sixth set of buildings to build your own town and village. Includes 4 models which also work nicely with the other Shanty 2 Building Sets and the Shanty 2 Town Blocks. Fantastic product by fantastic John Hoagland! Compatible with Daz Studio 4.8
Chick #45 (1972) - Set 1 of 2. 1st pic is Puppa Armbruster and Karin Hofmann boxing in the nude. 2nd pic is lovely ebony babe Marguerite H. Boulware. 7th pic appears to be a young John Holmes with an unknown blonde. Final pic is Danish pornstar Jette
Looks like The Miz & Alex Riley are going to have fun with John! >:)
thewweconfessions: “It can’t only be me but I think for Wrestlemania it should be The Rock v John Cena v CM Punk!” Punk deserves to be in the main event of Wrestlemania this year!