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(Part 2 / 2, go here for the part 1)  In the previous part, we have talked about Loren Minardi’s reluctance to shoot a porn movie with grandpa John and how she changed her mind when she saw his big erect cock and started to sucking it. After
“What are you doing? Get back into the cage I made for you!” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“I want to give you head. And I’m not talking about the one in the fridge.”
“Do I want to see some more of you? Oh, God yes.”
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing to be your detective inspector.” Submitted (with photo) by epicnessisfoundwithin.
“Mrs. Hudson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“Let me be your Action Man. Your brother won’t be able to break me.”
“I would never chase some killer while trying to get off with you.”
“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side of town and it could be dangerous.”
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s fine. I can give you something else to do with your mouth.”
“I’d love to get under your sheets. Especially if you were still wearing them.”
“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me and asked me to spy on my flatmate.”
“You steeple your fingers a lot. I could give you something better to do with them.”
“I don’t need an essay about all my friends hating me to know that you love me the most.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“I don’t care how you fell in love with me… I want to know why.”
“I want to do you on the table… On the Periodic Table hanging in your bedroom, that is.”
“Let’s be Oklahomos together.” (If you haven’t seen it yet…)
“I’d like to corrupt your ‘magnetic strip.’”
“Even if you told me that the Western world is run from a single house, I’d still want to talk about dinner.”
“If you left me, I’d do anything to get you Reichen-back.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt? It’s just going to end up on your floor in a moment anyway.”
“You make me come to life like the Geek Interpreter’s comics.”
“I’d love to get mail from you, even if it was just an envelope full of bread crumbs.”
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.” Based on a suggestion by madspades.
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she was taking me to you.”
“Are you Mr. Summerson? Because I’d like to fondle your testicles.”
“I want to be the first one you call for after waking up from being drugged by a dominatrix.”
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly where to look.” Submitted by amylemoymoy.
“If I can convince a sniper to reconsider shooting John, I’m sure I can convince you to reconsider not dating me.”
“Wanna get laid? And I don’t mean onto the pavement in front of Bart’s.â€
“I don’t take sugar in my coffee, but I’d love to get some sugar from you.â€
“If you think the illustrator’s out of control, you should see me in the bedroom.â€
“Broadly speaking, I’d like to have a ‘function’ in your ‘narrative.’“
“You say alone protects you, but I know of another kind of protection that we can use together.â€(Edit: This graphic was originally uploaded with Sherlock’s font instead of John’s, even though John’s supposed to be the one saying the pick-up
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want you inside of me with no clothes on.â€
uproxx: Big Show Does Not Want To Discuss John Cena’s Genitals In ‘Trainwreck’ TMZ asked the World’s Largest Athlete about John Cena’s junk in ‘Trainwreck’ View on Uproxx Love Big Show’s reaction! Lol! Super jealous that he gets
savarend replied to your post: ok I’m kind of lost as to what John Gr… i think it’s that he defended her use of the t-slur?? i know for some people that’s minor enough to get past but not everyone feels the same way /shrugs It seems like
youaredavestrider: emosighcrylaugh: shlabbs: citrusbell: This is quite nice.It makes me smile.c:Please visit Gypsystar to see the rest of her work. That John. best john ever ((omg))
The wrong John Wayne
seventeeners: I fucking hate how every single spn fan on tumblr hates on John Winchester, like how did this start?? where did this come from?? don’t you know how to empathize? that man lost his wife, his whole world was destroyed and you’re criticizing
saydkw: Arthur x John A/B/O AU (like serious deviation from cannon) (Currently in rough draft)3 parts Arthur was having such a great day before Hosea and Dutch had to ruin it by rescuing some greasy kid. But at 21 Arthur had no idea it would make his
tinyshinytimelord: castielcampbell: solovalker: John is too good for this world No, no. Tell the story. The little boy (whose name escapes me) has a brain tumor. He wanted to meet Finn, but he didn’t want him to himself. He wanted Finn to visit
snknews: News: Actor John Boyega Hopes to Play a Titan in Future SnK Adaptation During press junkets for the upcoming Pacific Rim Uprising, John Boyega (Also known for Star Wars) once again shared his appreciation for Isayama Hajime’s series and expressed
yourfaceisgluedtoabuildingonfire: “The Mars Volta and John were outside waiting for the van and just out of the blue my niece came to me and told me: ” I know what to say to John” and I asked her what? and she said “I love your music very much”
geardrops: graceisreallyweird: sandandglass: Jessica Williams talks to John Tamny, columnist for Forbes John Tamny, professional asshole Daily wish to the universe that this woman be given her own show like she deserves to have.
purpleandorangesheep: I’m home. Happy New Year, everyone. The wait is finally over. I like to think that, even as Sherlock returns to John, he’s returning to us as well. :) We’ve waited with John Watson, and, while our wait was no doubt less agonizing
songofages: theheadtheheartthetardis: Can we just appreciate Papa Lestrade for a moment? I mean. Papa Lestrade went to John’s place to give him some of Sherlock’s things and knew that John was lying to him after he said he was ok. You can see
taboosondad: Tumblr fan of John Campbell… sent this pic to John in hopes of meeting up… It worked. He’s John’s bitch in Daytona right now…
oh hey but it’s @john-weekDone this quickly because work is killing me but I really wished to do something <3
robregal: cashmedad: sbnation: Huge respect to John Wall. He broke down, dedicated 20T win to his 6-year-old friend Miyah who died of cancer today. Respect my boy not to many athletes like this John wall a real person keep it a buck always Fucked
captaincrapster: Guess who finally learned how to use the queue John and Dave for Spooky. Because you know that the first totally-not-gay sleepover would include reenacting this scene from Risky Business. John’s practiced it for months and has it down
aviarei: I think the last time Wayward Vagabond saw John (in his timeline) was when John died on his quest bed? For some reason I think WV would be shocked to see him alive haha
yay84: askarsenicgallows: John the John wE’RE ONLY TWO DAYS INTO THE HIATUS WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS FANDOM
indigo-elixir: i’ve really wanted to draw something for ikimaru, but i didn’t know what was good enough lmao so here’s a falling and a floating john!! :D aaa thank you so much!! <3 such a cute and happy John! ;v;
some more of that homeworld Karkat from the AU :^) and John(it’s supposed to mirror Lapis’ story sort of)
St. John’s Night in Poznan 2012 I want to go to there!
el-mago-de-guapos: Willem Dafoe (left) & John Pankow (right) with William Petersen (middle) To Live and Die in L.A. (1985) Click here for William Petersen’s naked (heterosexual) love scene Click here to see William in a nude scene with Gary Cole
