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“Can you please not do that thing where you turn your coat collar up to try and look cool? It makes it difficult for me to give you a hickey.”
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that you’d be the last thing I thought of before I died.”
“I love you so much, I promise to avoid your nose and teeth whenever I punch your face.”
“I want to express my love for you in every possible variant available to the English language.”
“I love you more than John Watson loves jumpers.” Submitted by rightinthefangirl.
“Boys, please, not here. Let’s take it to my bedroom.” Submitted (with photo) by somenerdygirl.
“I like your purple shirt. How’d you like to see my red pants?” (Thank you so much to andrisbiedrins for sending the screencap. I couldn’t find any images of Martin Freeman wearing red bottoms except as Arthur Dent, and apparently
“Can I buy you a drink? 443.7 milliliters of drink, that is.”
“Let’s go bar hopping for a couple hours and then cuddle on the stairs.”
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas dinner, even if I had to bring a gun.”
“You make me more speechless than John asking me to be his best man.”
“Wanna go have a drink on every street where we found a corpse?”
“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions, influences, and role models… Guess I must have had a lot of those that looked like you.â€
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take me with you everywhere you go.â€
“Yes, you are a pretty lady.“
“You don’t need to manipulate security cameras to convince me to get into your car.â€
“You’re the fence to my John… I can’t get over you.â€
“John says I tend to rub people up the wrong way, but I bet I can rub you right where you like it.â€
“I would go back in time during our fourth season just to be able to say that I’ve loved you for centuries.â€
“When I said you were very ugly, I meant it in John Watson Sign Language.â€
“No balloon could ever be a substitute for you.”
Via: http://altporn.net/news/2014/09/26/smoking-hot-cadence-st-john/Here is a bit of an exciting flashback! Cadence St. John is on cam and gearing up to do some shows, maybe private of maybe Gold group shows, if you get lucky. It is kind of funny if you’v
Return Of The Living Dead, by John Russo (Arrow Books, 1985). From Orbital Comics in London. NOTE TO READER This novel is based on the film of the same name, and is markedly different from the earlier novel of the same title by John Russo, which was origi
Marilyn and John C. Holmes on the set of Marilyn Chambers’ Private Fantasies #1, filmed in 1980, around the same time as Insatiable, but not released until 1983. Read about the adult direct-to-video series here.
One more of Marilyn and John Holmes on the set of Marilyn Chambers’ Private Fantasies #1, a direct-to-video adult featured filmed in 1980 but released in 1983. Read about it here.
Something a little different from our friend John Hoagland! I’m happy to present to you something to protect your Michael 4s! What kind of character would wear this armor? Is he a thief trying to sneak into a compound? Or is he a valiant solider
Reading Circle Model: Akari Desire Photographer: David John Welcome to the latest chapter of Erotic Storybook Saturday! I’m going to be offline most of the day, so the introductions are going to be short and sweet today. If you want to take a
sarahconnorchronicles: Catherine Weaver: Why were you talking to John Henry during class? Savannah Weaver: I was teaching him the words to a song. Catherine Weaver: What song? Savannah Weaver: The one daddy used to sing. I want John Henry to sing
1st half of a thing because it wasn’t just Dave who had his birthday okay and everything John’s wearing is from ModCloth I picked it out myself I know I’m a few days late but Happy Birthday to the coolest kid I know, here have a lap
Unofficial art but i just wanted to make a version with john taking that one last pre-prom photo of the gang and tweeting it. God I’m gonna miss these kids. I hope I have a grand time at promstuck. It’ll probably be my last prom ever.
thcrsthry: Remember that time Harry Styles got shoved into his birthday cake? I wanted to do it so badly and it seemed like a nice way to greet out now-totally-legal John. So Happy Birthday ya nerd! And happy 413 to all my Homestuck followers! This
Happy Birthday John u loser and Happy 4/13 to all the Homestucks I can’t believe been in this dump with you for six years
LATE but oh wells sometimes i honestly forget how little my john even looks like martin anymore and then it makes it more confusing when people think everything i draw looks like john MY JOHN DOESN’T EVEN LOOK LIKE JOHN THIS DOESN’T EVEN LOOK
CLICK FOR NSFW, CHECK TAG WARNINGS“You were made to serve my kind, John… Designed to fulfill my needs… You are damaged and sentient and free, and yet, your body still longs to accommodate me…” ————&
lokis-army-at-221b: imjohnlocked: hiddlybatch: crazyandsexy: monilip: chemicaldefect09: doomslock: Sherlock sends Victor to check up on John. → requested by stars-above-us. IT is NOT FAIR to add my Tom Hiddleston feels to my Reichenbach feels.
Sherlock/John - Concerto, Symphony and Solitary Addiction (by Caterrificglitz) Original Chinese Video Here You know it’s coming. John’s going to marry Mary, leave Baker Street, leave Sherlock.
cumberbitchsandwich: valeria2067: alsodinosaur: How to Get the Attention of a Hot Army Doctor By Sherlock Holmes Perfection! BTW: John’s method for getting attention is 1) Wear jeans, 2) Show up, 3) Be John H. Mothereffing Watson.
notmydate: Possible backstory to the Christmas jumper: The jumper was an early Christmas gift from Sherlock. Sherlock worried it was a bit much and that John would be offended by this gentle poke at his fondness for jumpers. But John was delighted;
romeoandjulietfan: Romeo Juliet (1996) Trivia: Shakespeare described Tybalt swordsmanship as “showy”. To transform this into flamboyant gunplay, John Leguizamo worked with choreographer John ‘Cha Cha’ O’Connell to create a flamenco-inspired
sending me nice anon messages is a good way to get me to draw your request and sending me shitty anon messages is a good way to get me to draw the exact opposite of what you want ヽ(*˘ ︶ ˘ * )ノ *･ﾟ:✧*
Actor John Boyega (Finn in the Star Wars reboot) is watching SnK today!Update (August 18th, 2017): John seems to have finished both seasons!
fuku-shuu: Actor John Boyega (Finn in the Star Wars reboot) is watching SnK today! Update (August 18th, 2017): John seems to have finished both seasons!
Phisical - Olivia Newton John (1981)Newton-John was born in Cambridge, England, to Irene Helene (née Born), the eldest child of the Nobel Prize-winning physicist Max Born and Welsh father, Brinley “Bryn” Newton-John. Her mother’s family
helloavagardner: “You don´t get to me. You wanna get to me? You don´t get to me. There is no way for you to get to me.” Opening Night ( 1977), Dir. John Cassavetes.
60sgroove: A WOMAN UNDER THE INFLUENCE (1974) dir. John Cassavetes Nicky, don’t be afraid to hurt my feelings. Tell me what you want me to—how you want me to be. I can be that. I can be anything.
mrsmariemoxley: Meme I just created. Sorry to all the John Cena fans…but this truly was the greatest Raw in FOREVER. And now I know why. :) I am not by any means a Cena hater but this Monday night Raw furthur proves we don’t need to have John
fishbulbsuplex: WWE Heavyweight Champion John Cena Sheamus isn’t going to wait for John to meet him backstage anymore!
fishbulbsuplex: John Cena vs. C.M. Punk Punk can’t escape John! >:) Honestly why would you even try to run?! I’d let both of them do whatever they wanted with me!
So John is on Caprisin now! O.o Well good for him, I’m going to need a little taste of John Cena every now and again ;)
santamoxicity: i had to Yeah so I’m guessing Randy and John were watching a bit of kinky gay porn before their match. Had to think of new moves to entertain the fans!
wrestlingchampions: On this day: John Cena is able to twice escape being handcuffed to the turnbuckle in a vicious I Quit match before handcuffing himself to Randy Orton, which allows Cena to keep The Viper away from the key and lock in a modified STF
aarmitage: vale-decem-fowl: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT JOHN’S BUNNY SLIPPERS?! #there’s no going up from here; john cho in bunny slippers is the peak of humanity
hamiltonshorn: more modern au lams shenanigans for @john-laurens (where laurens pretends to be a Bad Boy and hamilton steals his giant hoodies)
hamishwatson: muffinfreeman: if sherlock had been able to return to john the night after his fake suicide to explain himself there is no doubt in my mind john would have kissed him THIS IS THE RUDEST FUCKING THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. I AM TOO ANGRY TO
fishingboatproceeds: nichtsoweiss: My goal is to make a post to which John Green replies with something ridiculous, then a bunch of people reblog it with his comment not realizing it’s him, then someone notices and says “is that John Green?” “That
66lanvin: kvetchlandia: John Heartfield Self-portrait-Dada ist Gross und John ist Sein Prophet (Dada is Big and John is Its prophet-the “Gross” is clearly a reference to fellow leftist and Berlin Dadaist George Grosz), Berlin c.1920)
vermofftiss: ununpentium: SHERLOCK’S PRESENT TO JOHN WAS AN ESSAY ON HOW ALL JOHN’S FRIENDS HATE HIM Sherlock that’s not how you birthday I like to think John knew it was Sherlock’s way of saying “Sure you’ve got other friends, but I like
hyrude:i can think of very few plot points of homestuck that were not hilarious. like the trolls can talk to the kids at any points in their timeline, but first time karkat talks to john he embarrasses himself so badly that he refuses to talk to john
gagged4life: putmeinherplace: An excellent tribute to John Willie by Jeff Gord. Note the great attention to the details. I can think of a dozen of other John Willie’s drawing that I’d like to see come to life. This one requires too much flexibility
