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laughingnancy: why is it that the “awkward, unsocial, ugly" girl is literally the prettiest in every movie no man that’s not how u give me hope ok
westbor0baptistchurch: tootsied: iapprovethispost: tootsied: I don’t give a damn about my reputation [LOUD GUITAR] You’re living in the past it’s a new generation [LOUD GUITAR] [SHREK ATTACKS THE KNIGHTS AT LORD FARQUAD’S CASTLE]
yurihooves: i have two sneezes the fairy princess sneeze and the death metal sneeze
collegehumor: This Groom’s Party is Too Badass For Sleeves It’s actually an old douchebag tradition to tear off the tuxedo sleeves, lets the guns breathe.
laughterbynight: areyoutryingtodeduceme: lascocks: yesiammorelogicalthanyou: patchworkowl: bitchesaloud: right in the childhood I used to just sit and watch the maze screen saver. It was really fun. I feel like a caveman admitting that. cleaning
pureironimpala: the thing with the Sims is that you either play it 14 hours a day for three weeks straight or never
Two churches located across the street from each other. At least the Catholics have a sense of humor.
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nointerrruption: 13abygirl: nointerrruption: yeah um i’m ready for fall because i miss leggings and sweaters and boots and scarves and pumpkins and cinnamon and wind and crunchy leaves not to mention the colors of fall and the candles and spooky
swanson: But let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; and couple of master assassins.
pachouli-princess: tupperware more like tupperWHERE THE FUCK IS THE LID
vaarsuvius: hardrenaissance: JESUS CHRIST lifehack: burn everything. burn the flowers. burn the trees. burn your house. burn your emotions until there is nothing left but your body. then burn that too
waltdisneyconfessions: “I’m so grateful for Helen Parr as Elastigirl. She’s not only a strong woman as a superhero, she’s a kick-ass mom who does what is necessary to protect her kids. The scene where she, Violet, and Dash are in the plane
uchihasasukes: “I used to always cry and give up before even trying. I made the wrong turns so many times. But you helped me find my way and take the correct path. I always chased after you. I wanted to catch up to you. I wanted to walk beside
karkatlicious: avidoatlion: lifemocker: thejordanator: An expertly done three point turn Weren’t expecting that house #I have never seen someone nope that hard before #our house #in the middle of the street
meladoodle: the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
music-is-my-best-drug: cassiesteele: darthsaboteur: Oh my heart well if this isn’t the greatest, RKelly can suck it My Dad and brother found the dog that we have now on street under a car. She was so thin, dirty, sad and unhealthy. She was going
laetia: the message you left, the photos of us smiling your secret recipe that you told only me sasusaku month - day 10
realgirlfitspo: because-healthy-is-sexy: MelVFitness posted this image on instagram a few days ago with the following caption: “Check out my transformation! It took me 15 minutes. Wanna know my secret? Well firstly I ditched the phonewallet cause
portablethemepark: I’ve always loved the implied backstory for this moment. For this to happen, Gobber had to have studied Toothless’s ruined tail mechanism, found Hiccup’s notes in the workshop, figured out how to recreate it, worked with toothless
nicolrene: ghdos: The two smartest men on the planet. Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.
thesecretmichan: sciencebluetrenchcoat: “no homo” cries gene roddenberry while the censors look on dubiously “yes homo” gene whispers finally as nimoy nods silently in the background
dratini: baka on the streets senpai in the sheets
katie-kapulet: whatthefinnick: My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
iskyyler: spencerkayne: modestyis: imagainst-thegov: sad-tbh: “Everything in my head went quiet. All the ticks, all the constantly refreshing images just disappeared. When you have Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, you don’t really get quiet
superwholockfangirl: whatevs-bobevs: was he dreaming of the princess bride jfc It’s funny because Billy Crystal was in the Princess Bride.
ramen-and-cherries: thepossiblyfakejoshawott: The most feared powers in the Naruto universe sure used to look totally adorable. OMGGG I need to watch this episode again :3 Can someone tell which episode this is ? I forgoooooot noooo T_T
tow-thefriendsblog: 3rdrudy: best moment in television ever biggest plot twist in television EVER. This was like THE ‘oh shit’ moment of the 90s Seriously iconic, everyone knows about when Ross says Rachel
nomalez: Riae (Italie/Italy) - photo by Luca De NardoRiae on the web: Modelmayhem / Twitter / Facebook / Suicidegirls / TumblrLuca De Nardo on the web: Website / Behance / Facebook / 500px / Tumblr / Twitter My links (follow me): Riae / Suicide Girls
shawnspenstar: My friend’s dad used to work at a movie theatre where a lot of celebrities came to apparently and one time Tom Hanks came in and he was feeding tickets into the machine and couldn’t see anything so the guy up top was like “dude,
so-fucking-broke: mi2na: depression is a chemical imbalance in the brain that cant be cured by telling someone you love them. you can positively influence this person and you can make them happy but you cant fucking fix them in the same sense that you
lifehackable: nowyoukno: NowYouKno.com All of the most interesting and amazing facts in one beautiful place for your beautiful face :) Click Here to learn more The first place is called Blackout and is in New York City! Google for more info :) Please
nebunova: 2srooky: gaysexinchurch: i love how in the PPG they made a character that literally personified the male gaze and then made her independent and strong minded but also feminine and just basically Miss Bellum is such an important character
i-whine-a-lot: so high schoolers were touring my college today and I was on my laptop in the lounge and these few girls kept giggling and pointing at me while the tour guide was talking and I heard one girl say, “Oh my god, I am NEVER wearing pajama
knoodler: when the manga gets an anime and the anime gets a reboot and you get to watch your favorite character die three different times
wtf-fun-factss: The sun compared to the Milky way - WTF fun facts
wtf-fun-factss: the tip of the pen magnified - WTF fun facts
borlax: I love how many people there are on the Earth because you can think of any type of person and there’s the possibility that they might exist. There could very well be at 90 year old lady that goes into an Urban Outfitters every Friday and buys
collegehumor: What Happens When 7000 Fireworks Go Off at Once And the rockets red glare, the loss of vision forever.
emomoonpie: g13e4r: emomoonpie: Am I the only one who doesn’t want Hinata to learn the rasengan? Isn’t it like, some kind of special jutsu? I don’t know. I’d like to keep it between Naruto, Minato and Kakashi (Kakashi being a special case).
angelwithwormstache: portablemiah: benskid: portablemiah: illegal immigrants? you mean white people except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society
sassysnatches: sextronautt: we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police it’s a beautiful world
bigballofmeshoffandoms: pearls-for-cats: pint0spirk: whaT THE HELL IS THIS YOU FOUND IT YOU FOUND THE HOLY GRAIL I’M NOT ON A COMPUTER I WANT TO CRY JAJFJDJFJF
thepurposeofplaying: icy-mischief: krakensdottir: lokiisthebadassmotherfucker: This part made me sad. HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE CALL HIM A PSYCHOPATH FUCKING LOOK AT THIS THIS IS NOT A PSYCHOPATH THIS IS MANY THINGS BUT THAT IS NOWHERE NEAR THE LIST
trustthatiknow: the only bitches from the early 2000s that are still relevant and on top of their game.
glittertech: sweetmotherofyaoi: oh god. We’re that bad, huh? Neopets. Did you do the thing, Neopets? Tell me the truth, Neopets.
c2ndy2c1d: sauntervaguelydown: booasaur: Sleeping Warrior AU: Aurora falls in love with Mulan and Ping, not realizing they are the same person. has the Disney kink meme been notified?? FUCK
furything: fynechina: traveler-of-the-mind: redwingjohnny: Badly injured rhino whose horn was taken after it was darted by poachers. #STOPTHEIVORYTRADE The pain in this man’s face is what makes this picture. I could barely reblog this :((((
pulpfanfiction: amroyounes: Lies we tell our kids. Found this from the postsecret blog. this was hilarious until that last one i never asked for this One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn’t belo- *gradually
comecticut: ericapuff: today at school a boy named miguel jumped up on the lunch table ripped his shirt off (his chest said “be mine”) and started playing ‘careless whisper’ on the saxophone that he pulled basically out of thin air like you
duskplume: hunter-doctor-sorcerer: snotvanilla: odins-one-eyed-fuck: lovelyphantasmagoria: setbabiesonfire: swallowedwholeinnegatives: What does this mean? That, my friend, is exactly the question you have to ask. YOU LEFT OUT THE MOTHERFUCKING
finks-slaughterhouse: martianmanhunterr: Sadie’s brother called Doctor Doom the most useless and fruity comic book villain. She’s going to put him into the ground. motherfucker ‘bout to get rOASTED son
rlyhigh: thebootyscholar: toptumbles: Introducing. The Fabulous. Pronto Condom. Amazing seems like it’d scrape the sides of your dick
shiny-slowpoke: a moment of silence for the newest white-haired anime boy to bite the dust
linguisticsyall: pleatedjeans: via THIS IS THE POST OF THE CENTURY
rumour: crystalfy: It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human. same goes for students at schools I just realized how fucked up that is wow. everything about this post is
genocidershodan: femmekaldurahm: softcore-fuckery: ITS THE EXACT FUCKING SAME FIGHT LIKE I AM WEAK AS FUCK WHY THIS OLD LADY JUST AS SMOOTH AS ONE OF THE LEGENDARY SANNIN don’t test black women son I’ll just leave this here…
coluring: officialpigeon: You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything that’s what the government wants you to think
moose-on-the-loose: what is this show even about The fucking meaning of life
mukuroikusaba: robin thicke gets praised for liberating women in “blurred lines” where the women are completely naked and he’s rapping about finding a good girl and telling her how much she wants it marina and the diamonds gets torn apart for having
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