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alaskaisnotlost: raspberryragdoll: chevchester: whimmy-bam: lordwatermelon: kapsejs: agnesaur: the-mysterious-sugar-bowl: kiibutt: fairgroundsoldier: #what kind of movie does this to you at the beginning #we are the generation that
collegehumor: The Hangover: The Simpson Did It [click for full comparison] What happens in Vegas, also happened on The Simpsons.
hidden-child: just-another-timelord: ourmusiciswhatdefinesus: Ok so the girl on the left in this photo with me, was in a coma for the last several weeks on a failed suicide attempt. A few days ago she woke up. She has no memory of herself what so ever.
rapedbyrapture: It is your wedding day, you have waited for this moment all of your life. The ceremony begins, and as you watch your bride-to-be begin her walk down the isle, the music begins… KISS KISS, FALL IN LOVE.
waltdisneyconfessions: “I love Barbie’s quote “Authority should derive from the consent of the governed, not from the threat of force!” Because it breaks any suspicion that she was just a dumb, easily manipulated blonde stereotype”
merlinsbearditsthedoctor: No but I can just imagine a person bursting through the door screaming “I NEED YOUR HELP. IT’S A NINE” and everyone in the shop stops and all collectively goes “Oh shit” and the florists start working frantically while
insideachrysaliswrithing: tournesolmange-homme: Aluna the dik dik is only 8 inches tall. She didn’t bond with her mother, so she’s being raised by hand by the luckiest zookeeper ever at the Chester Zoo.
davidtennantisattractive: sebastian-contra-mundum: coffin-plate: I really enjoy the fact that you can basically sum up the ending of Hamlet with this gif that’s itthat’s the play #fortinbras is like ‘hey guys i thought i’d drop by and
best-of-funny: kiichu: shawtyimmaonlytellyouthisonce: so i went on the american apparel site today looking at the socks and for reference here’s one of the pictures for men’s socks seriously i’m not one to complain about sexism much but
deaths-impala: to-be-a-lost-boy: tardisinwonderland: necromander: Be careful what you wish for. Wow what I never realized the colors were inverted You’d think I would have noticed that That’s the point. The world Coraline lives in is supposed
assbutt-in-the-garrison: One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing
queensquishy: cacophiliac: jimcavill: kellyangel: I made this long Twilight summary a while back but I never shared the whole thing with you tumblr. I should probably point out that I’ve only seen 2 of the movies and not read any of the books so
tellittoreadersdigest: one of my friends noticed a mosquito had landed on his bicep so he flexed and the rush of blood to his biceps muscle filled up the mosquito so much it exploded and to this day it’s one of the most badass things I’ve ever heard
best-of-funny: the-potter-tardis: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just
andrewhussiesbosom: the entire world is falling apart America just broke the law to control woman’s vags and rights England is gonna ban gay marriage in wales and shit don’t even get me started on russia and greece Stay strong we re entering the
staff: Tumblr Tuesday: Pride Month A belated Tumblr Tuesday to celebrate today’s Supreme Court ruling supporting marriage equality. Human Rights CampaignFollow the countdown to the Supreme Court’s decision in the fight for marriage equality. NYC
artemisizumi: that-flighty-temptress-adventure: kibbi: black-frostbite: #Homer Simpson don’t give a fuck about homosexuality. there’s something bothering me about this place…the girl in green becomes black in the last gif. ಠ_ಠ And the
macabrekawaii: kureablue: Eren (Titan Form) - Cosplayed by Rhys Berresford Oh man, I was surprised when I got there on the last day of the ACGHK 2013! I was at the handicrafts and other anime products corner and all of a sudden, this guy was in front
collegehumor: Colors of the Wind: Stoner Edition A song about the wonders of the natural world. One in particular.
forthewildandfree: the color. the texture. the chaos. love it all!
perfumefragrance: NejiHina ♚ Requested by grimpie “I thought I understood it all and bore a grudge against the head family without knowing the truth. I blamed fate and made myself believe that i was the only one suffering.”
cartoonpolitics: “Boy, these conservatives are really something, aren’t they? They’re all in favor of the unborn. They will do anything for the unborn. But once you’re born, you’re on your own. Pro-life conservatives are obsessed with the
rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER
p00nspoon: 2white2caree: this is my self harm jar: when anyone reblogs/retweets this picture I will add your url/ @ name into the jar and I promise I will not cut for the amount of notes it gets. Every time I feel the urge to do so I will pull out a
spookbot: i just found out my (female) cousin has a girlfriend i wish i could message her like but if YOU’RE the gay cousin and I’M the gay cousin THEN WHO’S DRIVING THE CAR???
squidgysaurus: disneygoddess: i think i was the only one laughing for like a good 5 minutes to that in the theater. i literally died in the movie theater.
zackisontumblr: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police
schrodingersgat: The singular ‘lol’ is the most effective conversation ender I have ever encountered in my life I am surprised the government hasn’t weaponized it yet. lol
princessesfanarts: littleariels: some of the beautiful artwork from the “the little mermaid: part of their world” ebook.
twloha: Using body art and photography as a combined medium, many have come together to create an empowering project that boldly declares the important truth: You Deserve LOVE. “The goal of the You Deserve LOVE Campaign is to promote self worth
aflicted: One of my professors told me that the most intelligent people are often the saddest and most depressed because they actually understand how shitty the world is.
vanitybullet: so in my spanish class the teacher sometimes puts up a sign that says “no ingles” and that means we can’t use any english that day in class and we have like the smartest kid who is class president and the teacher asked him something
boogey-the-knight-of-heart: scorci: curiousfudge: best. scene. ever. I know this is like.. superr cool and all that they are showing up the boss… but um.. I don’t think taking down the whole pole and saying you did it qualifies as a win… in
odditiesoflife: The Most Beautiful Trees in the World Portland Japanese Garden, Portland, Oregon. Photo by unknown. Red maples trees path. Photo by Ildiko Neer. Most beautiful wisteria tree in the world. Photo by Brian Young. Yellow autumn in Central
gretlusky: My little contribution to all the beautiful messages about bringing back the original Teen Titans. I love Teen Titans Go too, but I would lie if I say I don’t miss the original style. A lot so here we go! all this new iniciative makes
girlwhowasonfire: girlwhowasonfire: the great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb ass paper The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth i cant believe
lifelovebookssex: cultono: likeadisneyprincess: dallyxxwasxxgallant: believe-in-laughter: books-on-tables: what the fuck What in the actual fuck? *slow clap* My brain just ran out the door… oh shit… holy…
twistedviper: bitter-sweet-laugh: can-u-not-my-wayward-son: I’m pISIING LOL ARE YOU MISSING THE DUDE IN THE BACK PUTTING THE FISH BACK AFTER LOOKING HER I CAN’T
sadistcunt: i’m not attractive naturally i’m just decent looking at the right angle in the right light with the right makeup once in a while on a good day
fuglyselfie: “We Could Have Named The Song After A Part Of The Chorus But Fuck That” by Panic! at the Disco
396 photos merged into one image using the lighten blending mode in photoshop. I think this one pretty much covers the colour spectrum of sunsets, lacking only the darker reds.
orgyganic: deadguy95: orgyganic: the mechanic came over to fix my broken stereo and he died while fixing it and i still had to pay for him being there and its not even fixed what the fuck he died???? wait i forgot to say this is the sims 3 but even
averypotterfangirl: honorary-winchester-boy: starbucksjusticewarrior: galleonsofgold: #the difference. Just look at her now though. In the first movie, she was white as a sheet, with fake colours, hair and emotions. She looks more natural in the
theribbitking: sharped0: toastradamus: people who are like “HUMANS ARE THE ONLY SPECIES THAT STEALS THE MILK OF OTHER LIVING CREATURES” ants herd aphids and jerk them off so they can eat their cum so shut the fuck up there’s also an ant that
indigenous-rising: nedahoyin: atruevillainess: xgiselleeee: brenda song! Disney home of sluts in the making When wanting safe sex gets you branded a ‘slut’ you know we live in a culture full of people who hate women.. the bold the bold
thetrollshavethetardis: Can we just talk about the body language of the girl wearing the Hijab? She looks so sad and I just wanna hug her omg.
gurl: 7 Of The Best Movies To Watch After Getting Dumped Pass the ice cream…and the rage.
A writer for the new york times interviewed a series of people who had survived jumping off the golden gate bridge. Every person she interviewed admitted that about two thirds of the way down, they realized that every seemingly meaningless problem that
datkarkatass: the-stars-descend: the-stars-descend: You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass. You know what that means? You matter this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen
xdarkslasherzx: carysgotafanblog: vote-anglosaxon: ladydrace: thetomska: The Sex Talk: YouTube edition. This video could have saved literally hundreds of thousands of people the embarrassment of the sex ed of my school days, holy crap. So useful.
awhovianshaven: disneybakerdcp: pitchblack-youcant-kill-fear: quimbycub: askpablez94: sexykangaya: WHAT THE FUCK she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER That escalated quickly. At first I was like: Oh.
iamtonysexual: apparently the snow up here is so bad that they’ve actually declared a sort of state of emergency type dealie where literally nobody except the police and rescue vehicles are allowed on the road any more southerners wanna tell me how
best-of-my-love: bujnik: mikkynga: seewaymore: Thank you, Japan. that’s the most clever and realistic shit i’ve ever read Shit that would never happen in America. I swear we have the most entitled senior citizens on the planet. Wow
missanniebobanie: crushcrushcrush0: clubpunk: kittymudface: It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing Best thing I have ever
throh: anacane: throh: i love that marshmallow girls post. fat girls in japan get called marshmallows. fat girls here get called land whales and hamplanets. i wanna be a marshmallow. How about dropping the insults, the cutesy names AND the weight?
smurfits: I’m a huge fan of Frozen and the fact that it wasn’t all about a girl being saved by a boy, but it’s hardly the first Disney movie to do that… Brave - Young girl saves her mother. Princess and the Frog - Girl saves boy Tangled - Girl
valvesoftware: inkdefense: nataliejuana: andmilestogobefore-i-sleep: reverseracism: darlinginmyway: White people, this is why people fucking hate you. Lord give me the patience reblogging for the public shame same^^ what the fuck sometimes
kitsunecoffee: bradshawanderson: #these dumb videos were as much of my childhood as the real harry potter was Casual reminder that the cast of the films wanted to do live action reenactments of most of these shorts
lifewithhimisthis: samanthabarxx: I love how the whole harry potter fandom just calls harry an idiot for naming his kid albus severus and says ginny should’ve named the kids so they would survive childhood like you do realize this is the girl who
nosoytuchiste: I’m Not a Joke is a campaign spreading awareness for the LGBTI community through art and design, created by Daniel Arzola (@Arzola_d) in light of the recent violent acts against the sexually diverse community in Venezuela. It initially
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