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darkwingsnark: atticussfinch: this was my final test in art today i’m glad students aren’t the only ones who give up at the end of the year JESUS CHrist, So…what happens if you STILL failed the test? XD
bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek
chirart: the-soul-eater-alchemist: LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING. do you really want to go there
amzzz358: So the first jinchuuriki of the Kyuubi married the first hokageAnd then Kushina married Minato. And now Sasuke wants to become Hokage. While Naruto is the jinchuuriki. I mean I’m not saying anything. But I am.
peppermonster: darthnoctem: nudityandnerdery: Remember that time Gandalf convinced the whole party to flee so that he could take out the Balrog and not have to share any of the XP? Shows up the next session with fancy new robes and everything. What
theladythorki: nyan-cats-daughter: loveloree: that would be the best surprise ever omg :OOOOO no but what if the guy who loaded the machine had just filled it with these you get a polar bear and it’s a nice surprise and you put the change in for
best-of-funny: jesus: justcallmestyles: the-artist-writer: jesus: *shows up to Last Supper 15 minutes late with starbucks* the url just makes this a million times funnier that’s the whole point of the fucking post thank you my son X
odditiesoflife: Devil’s Bridge Kromlauer Park is a gothic style, 200-acre country park in the municipality of Kromlau in the Görlitz Gablenzgasse district in Germany. An incredible attraction of the park is the Rakotzbrücke, more popularly known
teamrierra: ginabeckons: for-one-shining-moment: nevertrustasombrero: wannopvalentine: Impossible!! #how do their dresses do the thing #SOMEBODY TELL ME HOW THE DRESSES DO THE THING #HOW DOES LAURA’S WIG DO THE THING Their costumes are like
miamighostlights: gundamnjack: Off-duty sailor beats the shit out of an attempted rapist A bus driver who tried to rape a passenger at knifepoint chose the wrong victim, a court heard yesterday. The woman, an off-duty US navy sailor, knocked the knife
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin: morndas: in the midst of the political chaos, nicolas cage sneaks away with the declaration of independence #that’s alright; it doesn’t look like the government wants it anymore
urbvn-assault: nice-wig-janis: thiswarhasbeenwon: Heath Ledger as the Joker skate boarding over Christian Bale as Batman while they take a break on the set of The Dark Knight. You can all quit your lives now. Single greatest picture in the history
oestranhomundodek: thepriest: Wilder was initially hesitant, but finally accepted the role under one condition: When I make my first entrance, I’d like to come out of the door carrying a cane and then walk toward the crowd with a limp. After the crowd
HBP: How did Harry not realize the hand writing in the Half-blood Prince's potion book was the same as the hand writing he had spent 5 years reading off a black board?
waltdisneyconfessions: “The guy of my dream’s favorite movie is Beauty and the Beast. I plan on singing the song to him at the end of our first date.”
klaraoswin: we moved houses like a year ago and my mom found the garage opener to our old house today so we drove to the house to see if it would work and we saw the new owners working in the garage and we sat there opening and closing their garage for
rjthedetective: draelogor: feministsupernatural: You know what makes me the saddest about Lilo and Stitch? When she gets kicked out of the dance class, she’s the only person we know for sure is native Hawaiian in her age bracket in the class. There’s
waltdisneyconfessions: “The horses leading Cinderella’s wedding carriage at the end of the film always scared the crap out of me.”
ladykate63: Great scene, and based on an actual historical incident in medieval Germany: When King Conrad III defeated the Duke of Welf (in the year 1140) and placed Weinsberg under siege, the wives of the besieged castle negotiated a surrender which
BOW DOWN TO THE KING REBLOG IF YOU EVER SEE THE CREATOR OF TUMBLR . Rule one: Reblog the creator. Rule two: If you don’t blog the creator, get off of Tumblr Rule three: It is impossible to ignore rule one so rule two is generally invalid.
eat-the-rouxde: harr3nhal: This poor girl has the worst luck at awards shows The poor dear looks so sad and embarrassed in the second one.
mrsmulti-fandom-jossyiero: sadiesteel: madamekotty: glassmountain: stfuconservatives: nextyearsgirl: This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this: The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews
twistedviper: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak: don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
sostarving: I used to watch him in the mornings with my grandpa when I spent the night at my grandparents house. I didn’t understand the point of the show but ever since I can remember I really loved it. My grandpa and I would eat soup for breakfast
dandelionburdy: metanoianmayhem: chantelleida: benedictervention: kirkwa: And This Is Why You Shouldn’t Get Sick In America Many believe that the US healthcare system is the best in the world. Not so according to the World Health Organization’s
screaming-till-im-numb: I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until
grawly: tumbledore-: the future is now what the fuck. what the fuck how. how the hell.
shmexxii: stephcaptain: gold-forest: The Best of Cards Against Humanity: It’s kind of like the extremely offensive version of Apples to Apples. I played it for the first time this evening with my friends and here were the best ones. (They aren’t
deaupeassmango: getamongst-it: quixon: Tracklist: Intro: State of the Hip-Hop Union Address Track 1: How Do My Presidential Balls Taste? Track 2: Obamacare For Ya Mama Track 3: Vetoing The Pussy feat: The First Lady Track 4: Rock the Vote After I Rock
sheepdean: heartdisney: Boo’s real name is Mary, as shown briefly on one of the crayon drawings she shows to Sulley in the scene where Boo is going to sleep on Sulley’s bed. The actress who provided the voice of Boo is Mary Gibbs. Dammit Pixar,
msdisneyprincess: The rose she had offered was truly an enchanted rose, which would bloom until his 21st year. If he could learn to love another, and earn her love in return by the time the last petal fell, then the spell would be broken. If not, he
stephanieratt: starberry-cupcake: Despite the surge in female protagonists in film and TV, the truth is women made up only 16% of employees on the top 250 films in 2013. Despite the depressing numbers, women are still making their mark. Carrie
fussyfangss: teamshercock: utilitarianthings: ‘Book on Book' is a transparent paperweight that holds down the pages of a novel. It keeps the pages from flipping and allows the user to eat, drink, or sit back while reading. protect the book
mightymorphinlightskin: newjackkween: spot-the-misfits: king-emare: noontime-shadows: redvelvetlola: angelica-aswald: justcallmesappho: best-of-imgur: Casey Kasem, the voice of Shaggy from the Scooby Doo cartoons has passed away. He has all the
panicmoon15: panicmoon15: the 7 y/o boy who lives next door doesn’t want to go in the house to bed and i just heard his dad use the old “you live under my roof, you live by my rules” and the kid just shouted back “im not under your roof im
shepherdsongs: I was driving past a business here in the Houston Heights, when I glimpsed this painted on the side of the building. I recognized that iconic WWII poster before I realized it was not just any woman, but 14 year old Malala Yousafzai, the
lexlifts: thornsandwillows: If you take a young man and woman and they both tell a stranger that they work in the same restaurant, it’s very likely that they will assume that the woman is the waitress, and the young man a cook. But I thought a woman’s
edens-blog: imnotbatmanbutyoureclose: cxbar: edens-blog: If you’re blue and you dont know where to go to why dont you go to Wallmart (im an idiot) this is the most important video on the tumblr My favorite part is the lady in the background NOT
shanellbklyn: dynastylnoire: stair-diving-with-hayes: Ladies and Gentleman, the man that will be in history books. He was throwing the burning tear gas. Not to the cops but away from the children protesting. In his American Shirt and bag of chips.
mirrorso: rosalarian: senilesnake: thinksquad: Cops have been put on notice: Let the cameras roll. Camera-shy cops across the city were reminded they can’t legally take action to stop someone from filming them while they’re on the beat, the Daily
element-of-change: Fanart - The Four Elements Specialized by Ctreuse109 [x] [x] [x] [x] Interesting how the first three elements exclusively feature specialized benders (you can even see Zuko in the background for the Lightningbending art, since we only
unitewomenorg: The Patriots may have won the #SuperBowl but the Seahawks won the UniteWomen.org #HumanTrafficking event. We will continue to take donations for Polaris and National Women’s Coalition Against Violence & Exploitation
banishes:trillow: we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
meatbicyclevevo:vilsa: k-lionheart: asian: *tears up* Get ready for the Disney movies, people. So I’m reading the article and then this: For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch
luvloki19:nosdrinker:slutgarbage:Boys who are into consensual sex and agree with feminism are so cute and I wanna kiss them all.the bar has never been lowerIdk whats scarier :the fact that the bar is THIS low or the fact that most men dont even meet these
luwonderlands:phyerfly:when rape is the girls fault when she is the rapist when rape is the guys fault when he is the rapist Always reblog this
gravyshark19914: cockyhollows: nerdygirlnoodles: joshmosh415: I can never stop posting this. The narrow minded bible fanatics that just look at one small thing in the bible then feed the world with their hate over it. At the same time they ignore
hinaxnaru: “For the first time, Naruto was feeling a kind of happiness he never felt before. It was different from the feeling of accomplishment after finishing a mission, from chatting with his friends, or from the moment when he drank up the soup
sunfl0werpetal: cubebreaker: Artist Kimsooja transformed the Palacio de Cristal into a heavenly dreamworld using translucent diffraction film on the windows to create a rainbow effect which reflected off the mirrored floor. I believe in the good things
opaldreamcave: I want to punch whoever came up with the phrase “the customer is always right” because the customer is wrong, like really fucking wrong, 97% of the time.
carlin-m: please don’t ever laugh at someone at the gym who’s lifting very little amounts of weight, or running only a little bit on the treadmill. don’t make fun of someone for putting a machine at the lowest weight or only bench pressing the
vicio-kun: NaruHina month day 6 - MoonDone “finally!” Scene inspired from the movie “Naruto The last”. Now i can focus on the rest of the pictures and gonna find more time to draw O_= Full picture —-> HERE
pettyrevenge: I’m in line at a popular discount retail store, with two people ahead of me. The women at the head of the line is clearly new to English, and while she has a thick accent and struggles, she does her best to speak to the cashier in English,
suzie-guru: michaeljruocco: I can agree with most people that the live-action Grinch is far from a great movie, but this scene always kills me. FUNNY BIT OF TRIVIA ABOUT THIS SCENE. When the Grinch yanks the tablecloth away, everything on the table
cursing-wookie:So every day that I work, I get a free daily meal markout. I don’t eat them, I just give them to whoever is on the corner before the freeway entrance on my way back home. Most of the time, it’s an old man named Marcus. In the beginning,
markired: “you have to always find new and old ways to keep yourself motivated, and never lose sight of the original vision that you have. even if the goal is changed, the original reason why is always the same, unless you need to find a new reason
Unload cont’d My whole life I’ve always tried to do right by others… I try to do what I can every chance I get. I’m the type of person to give money to people on the streets, pay for the next person’s order in the drive
nonespark: A STREAKER CUT THE ACTUAL CONTESTANT OFF AND BLEW THROUGH IT LIKE HE’S SONIC THE FUCKING HEDGEHOG WHAT THE FUCK
sun1sol: The “Ho” kage’s secret mission A hot nsfw naruto fan comic of the super hot,sexy, busty titties Tsunade putting in work on this secret mission she wants to take on from the ninjas hidden in the clouds! Luckily yo boy Omoi headed out
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