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slightlysalty: Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
lumanous: kubikajirii: akiozoro: Friendly reminder that you don’t always know what’s going on on the other side of the screen… I really worry sometimes people might be like this when talking to them… please if you’re a friend or anyone really
I can no longer hear the phrase "let's get down to business" without wanting to defeat the Huns.
tardisheart: DO YOU EVER WANNA TALK ABOUT A THING SO MUCH YOU’RE GONNA EXPLODE BUT NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT THE THING SO YOU CAN’T AND JUST WOW! LET! ME! TALK! ABOUT! THE! THING!
funfreacksnc: babyferaligator: trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay u are the future
waltdisneyconfessions: “Tiana is the only princess that I truly relate to, and I just adore her. I personally see a lot of myself in her character. Unfortunately, my family is extremely racist and can never seem to get past the fact that I’m white,
waltdisneyconfessions: “I understand how much work and artwork goes into a CGI film, but there’s something lost now that the 2D films are gone. It was so difficult to make Tangled, I’m nervous that this CGI binge might damage the Disney film industry.
actuallyamazingatheist: satanic2chainz: knittedlampshade: femmeempathmagus: kinkykinkshamer: kafkarockopera: intrenetdad: damseling: yunglettucelord: damseling: TRIGGER WARNING: RAPE The asshole holding the sign that says You Deserve Rape is
lurknomoar: consulting-time-captain: remyreaper: seispassaros: Do you know what I like the most here? They’re women and they ARE NOT wearing super sexualized leather clothes or posing in impossible ways. And, of course, the Captain America 40’s
riddlemetom: sweden has invented a carbonated water that tastes exactly like chocolate milkshake this could be the cure for obesity where is the nobel prize
tushnad: The center of this whole episode was how Hyugas are the hottest characters of this series.
tacotwerker: castielyousonofabitch: villainihavedonethymother: crateshya: darknephilim: thesickestjokes: Turquoise is the best colour in the world.It’s cyantifically proven. you fucking didnt COLOR PUNS That just blue me away. I know I’ve
stopdropandrun: Jonathan Hobin Re-Creates the World’s Most Infamous Tragedies with Children more of the album here
riddle-my-hiddles: young-avenger-wiccan: my dad sent these to me and said, “Look at our chalkboard in the break room!” how in the fuck
missl0nelyhearts: all photos copyright Full Tilt Photography. In 2006 we made this little burger meal for a competition on Craftster.org. It got quite a bit of online traffic at the time. Couldn’t find the links, so I re-edited and uploaded these for
waltdisneyconfessions: “It really bothers me how high-pitched the princess’ face characters in the disney parks are. They sound nothing like in their movies.”
authoritydangerheartkilljoy: saltymarshmallows: guiltyhipster: It really pisses me off how so many parents who took their kids to see Paranorman made such an uproar about one of the characters being openly gay, but completely ignore how the film
symphonies-of-the-overdosed: wander-luzt: lacedwith-ecstasy: waylie: MUST WATCH, TRUST ME. REBLOG FOR EVERYONE TO SEE! High school student gives teacher a lesson. Jeff is the students name in case any were wondering. Teacher’s Info: Julie PhungWorld
wtf-fun-factss: The saddest photo in the world? WTF FUN FACTS HOME / See MORE tagged/ History FACTS
chemicaldarkshine: hardestcopy: bijou1986: A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons
lindsaylohomo: oh my god so i was at the store today and there was a younger blind guy with his sister or cousin or something and i was walking behind him by a little kid and his mom and the little kid was like “mommy why is he walking with a stick?”
shinjiis: When people say the visoreds are the villains and that they have no right to be mad at Soul Society. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ
pogonabarbata: haha, i’ve read this before somewhere, brilliant. But of course it happened in the valley, that place has gone from homeless druggies and diseased prostitues to drunken fuck-heads and their barely-clothed girlfriends over the years,
collegehumor: 8 Truly Terrible TV Shows That Were on the Air Longer Than Arrested Development Shows like Boy Meets World and The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air are often mentioned as emblems of 90s programming, but there was nothing more 90s than Charmed. Girl
foreverwholocked: watchtheskytonight: thefangirltwicedead: Seriously, how is Tumblr going to survive this November? We’ve got Thor 2 AND Catching Fire AND the Doctor Who 50th Anniversary AND Sherlock Series 3. ….you forgot and the Hobbit
arctic-mcpenguin: Congratulations to Minnesota for passing same-sex marriage in the House and Senate this week. Governor Dayton will sign the law later, and make same-sex marriages legal starting August 1st. Marriage equality for everybody!
iamtonysexual: alphaidiot: nihilisticc: So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see
IF YOU LOVE TUMBLR REBLOG THIS, GO ON YOUR PAGE, CLICK ON THE PICTURE AND I SWEAR YOUR LIFE WILL BE COMPLETE. YOU’RE WELCOME. THIS IS THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING AMAZING THING EVER I AM IN LOVE I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO HAPPY OH MY GOD.I just spent like,
whiskey-memories: bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
oxyhaemoglobin: Nothing beats this kind of intimacy, when it’s about 3am and it feels like you’re the only two people in the world. There are no words or intentions, you’re just happy lying next to each other knowing that you never want to do this
carpeumbra: In which the Supernatural fandom gets another thing right MIRACULOUSLY and it’s one of the most important points in occult Biblical theory.
lockedin221b: thejohnlockgames: WHAT IF THE DIRECTORS OF A SHOW FOUND FANFICTION AND AS A PRANK THEY MADE THE ACTORS ACT IT OUT LIKE A REAL SCRIPT
pizzaforpresident: OH MY GOD My boss just texted me asking to come into work at 4:30 in the morning and I threw my phone down and was like “you’re such a faggot I fucking hate you” and then I heard the Siri confirmation noise and I picked up my
wtf-fun-factss: The Disney Movies Facts (Princes and the frog) - wtf fun facts
deanohgorman: Lord of the Rings characters as the twelve common character archetypes. Inspired by this.
averagesparrow: youcrashquimssaysfuckthepolice: spontaneousfangasm: this-is-the-fun-vee: piperparker—iamspidergirl: jackjackdoe: Gender Bender [MOTHER OF GOD YES DO YOU SEE BLACK WIDOW JESUS] MAN-NATASHA IN THAT TOP ONE IS THE HOTTEST THING
waaaavvvvees: sunlighters: thedelightwoods: if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim
221bec: professionalmisandrist: What if condoms had temporary tattoos on the inside like you rolled off the condom and there was a picture of a dinosaur on your dick
PLEASE. ATTENTION. IMPORTANT. PLEASE. My followers from all around the world. This is the first time i'm asking for something THIS serious. And i need, we need your support. Turkish people, my people are standing up for their rights, after a long long
collegehumor: Adorable Kid Has Sudden, Horrible Epiphany About Eating Animals Meat is murder. And murder is adorable. In other precocious kid news: Nine Year Old Discusses the Meaning of Life and the Universe
woofuckingjiho: meanwhile-outside-solaris: woofuckingjiho: if the animes can wear the same clothes for 43 episodes in a row then why can’t i you can! (43 episodes roughly half an hour long, 43 x .5 = 21.5 hours, i don’t really think anyone will
pigwidgeon13: teaburger: The three different kinds of exam takers. #in which i am harry and in the moment, i swear we were all harry.
internetexplorers: once our chemistry class got a sub so angry she left in the middle of the lesson to go to church and pray
euphoriaexists: the-seas0n-ofmisery: carry-on-my-221b-doctor: huffleist-of-puffs: rentsak13: Well, that’s ironic. Irony Man Irony Man I fucking posted this too but no one ever reblogs me hey do you think that kid went to see the Iron man movies
bruised-vitality: thehungrysuccubus: samscapades: prestonhymas: dykestar: Lilo and Stitch. The Original “Body Positive” Disney Cartoon. I love how Nani wasn’t stick thin like the rest of disney girls. Love this movie people always say
soundlyawake: acerulean: speaking of ellen it’s time we all remember the greatest moment of the ellen show. I almost scrolled by this. I am glad I did not.
foolmetal: Naruto 633 in a nutshell LOL I’M SORRY I DON’T EVEN SHIP THEM BUT THIS IS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WHEN I READ THE FIRST PAGE THEY WERE LIKE CHECKING EACH OTHER OUT AND IDK
iamtonysexual: ryuzakinate: someones-entire-world: mosshospital: i just laughed so hard fuck I’mdying It’s like he used the Volcan Nerve Pinch on the one drinking can i just i’m gonna do a thing real quick
iprincessgaara: anorex-chic: meeow-for-me: I have chills after reading this post. I literally feel like im going to throw up.. I will always reboot this. real, actual issues in the world right now This is happening in the world but people are worried
commanderimagination: gothtigger92: eisen-und-blut: are we going to ignore the fact that this guy who in one incarnation was raised by a tree cannot hold the tree pose. I guess he forgot his roots. did you just
What is the spade icon near the reblog button and why don't I have it??
arijandro: yo psa you aren’t obligated to stick around for people who make you feel like shit ollie the fuck off like the fabulous star child you are
rneerkat: rneerkat: people think that “floor is lava” is just a game but they are WRONG. to be safe from the flames and burns i carry two chairs with me, standing on one and putting the other in front of me. this is how i have traveled my entire
aaapple-jax: This whole thing sickens me. I personally would not get an abortion, but it’s the WOMAN’S CHOICE. If you outlaw it, you risk the fact that women will throw themselves down a flight of stairs, or getting an abortion that is just not safe.
komaedas: the texas senators won’t leave the senate because they’re “afraid for their lives.” you know what i find interesting. if you knew people were angry. if you knew they were already responding. if you are fearing for your life upon passing
Eventually.: "Regarding the importance of Naruto's feelings for Sakura, the problem is that his current POV is anything but clear."
collegehumor: What Life Will Be Like Now That DOMA Has Been Repealed Today, DOMA, also known as The Defense of Marriage Act, which prevented the recognition of same-sex marriages was ruled unconstitutional. We wanted to take a look at how our society
varamigforenliten: Why is it that the most twisted characters are always my favorite? Oh wait, I know why! Because they are the abnormal.
hidoilucy: And this scene gave me such mindfuck, it was soooo awesome! But imo the anime version was better, in manga you can’t see the bodies.
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