r u shitting me
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r u shitting me clips
lychgate: do you think during the 50 years inuyasha was pinned to a tree that his brother came across that and just kinda laughed to himself and then later he even brings a fold out chair, pops open a beer, and throws shit at him while being a giant
stability: when i look in the mirror I either think im the hottest person ever or a piece of shit there is no in between
kiodi: my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”
Reblog if you’re lost in life rn but still trying make shit happen
andrewbreitel: reblog if ur a fuckin piece of shit
viciere: brain: everything is Badme: no ? things are pretty ok right now?brain: everything is Badme: shit………..u right…
likeafuckinlife: The most accurate shit ever
dokels: shit
robot-wank: when you finally lose your shit with someone and start violently vauging about them
When your mutuals are going through some shit
tuff–puppy: roastgrief: Please stop seeking out love in 2016 on them damn apps and let that shit find you in person oh my god lol *goes to starbucks* HEY WHOS GAY HERE
lucillesballs: overhearing people talking about something u like hearing that they talkin shit
thesaltyengram: tittytaytay: strongcat: relatable lmfaooooo that dog is going thru a lot of shit Omg this dog is just done with everything
Guess who got shit done today
phoneus: abstractbody: gibbon skeleton hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me? [bones creaking painfully,
frogii: What I understand: jack shit
gargoyle-gal: im dealing with my shit the way im dealing with it. are my methods unhealthy? yes. are they effective? no. am i going to change what im doing. no
rennyrensbooty: yea i have an art style its called shit
Reblog if you lost in life rn but still tryna make shit happen
Classical Shits
Oh shit 1 episode left… i feel like i gotta do something special while I watch it 🤔 Get a special snack or something
glasion: “dude, i’m wasted” and by wasted, i’m talking about all of my wasted potential because i’m a lazy piece of shit
the "always overthinking shit" squad
shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
ME AND HORNY?! lol yes
Me right now
me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism???????? what?????
Shit my wife has said to our cat:
Guys, there’s a canopy above my bed because I’m a ~queen~ This shit is fantastic.
I’m playing in my first show on Halloween (crow hop as crow doubt). I’m so nervous I might puke. But I’m also very excited. This show is gonna be fun as shit. It’s gonna be ~historic~.
SHIT.
Shit happens
officialcrow: this the realest post on this whole shit
shit businessmen say “there’s a crisis with our China account, I need to go into work today and postpone our date until Sunday…” Or something like that 😒
soysad: sorta wanna die sorta wanna kiss you sorta wanna get my shit together sorta wanna lose twenty pounds in a month??
urbancatfitters: “shit it’s 2 a.m.” i say every day at 2 a.m. as if i am surprised
shit-me-sideways: emilysrandomtumblings: dangerhamster: rnarker: a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu this is literally my favourite joke ever I actually laughed wayy louder than necessary at that.
unstartling: you wrote your name on my heart in permanent marker but only let me write on yours in pencil
lavenderkidz: this gives me chills like incredibly horrible terrible chills oh my god
*makes a list of shit i need to do instead of doing it*
infinitiy: i am a HOE for pens/notebooks/highlighters/pencils/school supply shit
sometimes shits happen
thenataliechin: i hate how i get when im pmsing but i really be saying shit i BEEN felt
97i: You gotta act like shit don’t phase you, even if it does.
Shit
it literally makes no sense to feel this shitty except that i’m a piece of shit
Feeling unwanted and v frustrated but like know im hot shit soooooooo why am i not getting soft, teasing kisses on mah face and hard kisses on the back of my neck and my back and all over my chest and then soft teasing kisses on my thighs??? Just wanna
Real shit
landorus: armorgan66: landorus: pretty sure my soulmate is a bag of sour gummy worms I just ate a whole bag of those, no joke u piece of fucking shit that was the love of my life
tavrissexual: calm your shit barbie not everyone has white privilege like you do
burgrs: “do people still actually like one direction” YEAH YEAH PEOPLE FUCKING LOVE OONE DREICONT YOU SACK OF SHIT PEOPLE ARE GOING TO FUCKING LOVE THEM UNTIL THE DAY THE Y FUCKING DIE IM GOING TO BE FUCKIGN TAP DANCING TO UP ALL NIGHT
Well shit, I’m cute. ☺️💕
reservedmouth: Honestly, this is better than a good morning text. It’s 4am and you’re thinking about me.
Shit Happens.
![phoneus: abstractbody: gibbon skeleton hey gibbon - okay, I’m gonna ask you to do this, but please don’t get violently euphoric this time - I can’t reach this box. could you… [ sigh] extend your arms to get it for me? [bones creaking painfully,](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbnjts89Y11qd77wwo1_250.jpg)
