r u shitting me
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find r u shitting me on porn pin board
r u shitting me clips
telegantmess: kisu-no-hi: “Am I too sensitive or do I have the right to actually to be upset?” A musical. “oh my god, i talked about my feelings and now everyone is afraid of me” The Movie Adaptation
condescetier: hungrylikethewolfie: marielikestodraw: gaave: concernedresidentofbakerstreet: driving-an-impala-in-isengard: actualholidaybakery: ehretha: A tip from your favorite nurse (that’d be me) Always have eggs in your fridge You just never
deadliftbarbie: bergamotbandit: emelia-rae: So take a deep breath. You don’t need to have everything figured out yet. I don’t think you know what this post means to me right now. Amen. The amount of meltdowns this week is ridiculous. Thanks this
askinsanetails: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like
claydols: *jumps out of bed immediately* SOMEONES TALKING SHIT ABOUT POKEMON
actuallylazy: I JUST NOTICED THAT USUI FUCKIN HAS THEIR EYES COVERED B/C SEI’S EYES HOLD THEIR POWER. and REN HAS THE HOLE IN HIS THROAT B/C AOBA HAS VOICE SCRAP i can’t believe i didnt notice this it took me this long omg.
lady-dirtbag: I don’t feel like a piece of shit today!
happiest: them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you
Find a girl who talks shit just so you'll fuck her harder.
melanatedlymotivated: afrolistafeminista: curlybynature-nappybychoice: coalgxld: blackfashion: quentishaa: pope-godinez: This was not planned at all The nigga with the Arizona on his desk is me af they nice af with it They really cutting up
Me to my ex
thathighguy: caliego: The Eyes Never Lie by Ego Don’t think of me shying away but of my sparing you of my true intent .. Which is to kill Kill your ecstacy .. With mine Kill your seduction .. With mine Kill your aggression .. With mine Etc. I
Me realizing Donald Trump might actually become the president but knowing if he does win, he'll likely be impeached or assassinated:
Me Asking A Man, “What Is A Ho?”
elijahocean: tanae-briana: chrissongzzz: Me: AYYY USHER IS TRENDING HE MUSTVE DROPPED A NEW SO– News: Usher Reportedly Paid ũ.1 Million to a Woman He Infected with Herpes LMFFFAAAAOOOOOO @isthatchester ya fave lmao
meatfighter: arabspice: 6lacksoul: this is a serious mood. eating popcorn, watching a movie, me sitting on u and u suckin on my titties 😋 Y'all horny tumblr niggas need to go home I’m tryna watch the movieBuy a fire stick Fuck kinda movie
yuung-sloth: Your mcm jacks his meat to ya pics and never likes ya IG photos. I’m the mcm
92bricks: I’ma miss y’alls titties
marsincharge: This nigga THIRSTY on main. I’m crine.
Having a great time !! Except for the food that is pure shit !💀💀🙊🙊
imsoshive: When you really wanna slap the shit outta somebody, but you tryna get right with the Lord.
dalislikes: fuck all ya’ll iphones and shit i want this
buddhabrot: me
hisokca: shit memory who dis
Standing here waiting to board this flight. Way too early for this shit today.
Days off mean gym days (Holy shit I got tan in Florida)
samdirector24: sixpenceee: ennydroj: This is some @sixpenceee shit. Woop! 😊😘💙 I love this concept! damn…. that’s what it feels like sometimes. my life😩😩😩😩
I gotta say, there’s nothing like waking up to your Daddy fucking the shit out of you. Best way to wake up shanedog09
mellowgf: having feelings for someone who time n time again makes u question whether they give a shit about u at all is probably one of the worst things ever
Do you ever just let your mind wonder just to see where it goes then suddenly you’re thinking of old memories/people and you like ‘shit reel it in! reeeeeeeel. it. in.’
veryhumerus: tastetate: he’s back and ready for the next holiday WHAT THE FUCK WHEN DID THIS SHIT HAPPEN DECEMBER 1ST HERE WE GO
So I've got the flu or some shit
I kinda look like shit but damn it’s a great day :)
I feel like the little engine that could when it comes to staying positive. I am forever going uphill through so much shit. But my hair looks nice I guess.
Having a shit day so I took some cute photos. That’s a burn mark on the inside of my thigh btw
Talking to her makes me so fucking wet
brinajay-27: “I’m not doing this corny shit”
That awkward moment when a black guy hits me up on A4A, and his profile says "NO WHITES WHATSOEVER"
Holy shit I did it! Grad school here I come :)
Took a billion sleepy snapchats This kid is amazingly adorkable. Gonna miss the shit out of him these next few months :(
Shit
shit
ever-so-plucky: fuckingjenniferlawrence: Go to Google and type in Bacon Number followed by any actor’s name. Mind blown. SOMEONE MAKE ME STOP DOING THIS
Looking like shit but feeling adorable.
andunsure: Do you ever just look at someone and want to fuck the shit out of them
letsmakeloaf: nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late. it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like “fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”
ghostdildo: getting followed by ur favorite bloggers is like having your crush over at your house on one hand you’re super excited but on the other hand it’s like shit I gotta class this place up
Failure of the year award goes to this little shit
evolutional: why sleep when you can stay up late every night being sad then feel like shit the next day
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:I started off on tumblr with fandoms and ships and all that shit and now I’m just a walking existential crisis of feministic rage and memes I don’t totally understand what even happened
masreen: *accidentally does something well* ah shit i’ve given them standards now
wweisnotfake: Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
msh30: team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
