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shutiao:the worst part about being bilingual is being only like… moderately bilingual. like you can make conversation but you can’t like read articles and shit. or if you can understand but not respond. or if you only know enough to look impressive
shit inside me
I’m so fucking tired right now. Remind me to never take my pre-workout drink during night time. I thought I would exercise it off, but I’m hyper as shit anyways, so that didn’t work. Ended up staying awake until 2am. Didn’t even
keldeoxerneas: orararas: quick edit dump of these two in this arc, ‘cause they’re hella adorable and everyone deserves a relationship like this BFFS 4 EVA! Fighting a middle schooler drunk as shit
smegmaclub: hi this is for my friend katie, cool This is cool as shit, I love it! It really captures my soul and spirit
Me after seeing TFA
beneathbranches: How do I say “please pay attention to me, I’m lonely and in a shit mood” without sounding whiney?
crowtrees: cups-of-tea-and-history: magnificenttragedysandwich: thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do
yusufdaistanboo: mater—tua: That owl gave up. That owl is me.
bodyfluids: me in the near future w my sugar daddy
Me before Tumblr Me after Tumblr
fahrlight: kayathedragon: aganami: disneyyandmore-blog: This isn’t right. You’re supposed to be with me! The actual definition of what some guys think when the girl says “no”.“OMG I did this and that for YOU, you must date me!”Hell
shibaface: nikkuy: I really need to express how this gives me life Allmates love him. They’re all over him. Look at Clara, she’s having the fucking time of her life in Sei’s lap. She looks so happy it makes me all tingly and warm and fuzzy
captainarlert: celestia: once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just
jakeenglish: jakeenglish: My mom mixed two half empty dish soaps and it made a gradient of cleanliness i told my mom about how her soapy creation got me 400 notes on the internet and she told me to get a job
Fuck it. I’m going to take a shower and may go to bed while the sun is still up. Haven’t eaten dinner. Haven’t really eaten anything today, really. Not real hungry and bored as shit. Oh well. Gonna drag the laptop upstairs to give me
here are some pictures of me, this scarf is a blessing (14-07-2015/19-07-2015)
buddens: lineart by me colours by splitbricks!! who did an amazing friggin job btw so go tackle them with kisses and hugs because mine will never be enough tbh plus they deserve all the love and kisses in the WORLD COUGH COUGH — me, frankie and her
shaachii: how come i can keep a poker face on when reading aggressive frickling and frackling but i end up a gooey mess when there are cute nose boops and shy kisses and shit
day off got me wanting to just relax but I have shit to do😫
Various pictures of me. I was drunk as shit in the second one. Happy blackout fam!
Good God, I want Wolf to plow me so nasty
I hate posting serious/personal things on my blog because I don’t really know who is following me, but I don’t have any other outlets. I feel like shit. I am severely depressed and I am very unsure of how to deal with anything right now. I
me: *sees unsourced repost of friend’s art*me: how dare you
azusamukami: me tbh
re-fuzaichakushin: people’s favorite characters usually reflect their personality or what kind of personality they admire then you look at the cute innocent person whose favorite characters are all coldhearted murderers and it’s like “shit”
ordinary-october: Its a reoccurring theme with me.
If I block someone, they won’t be able to like my stuff or see my blog right? I don’t want to look at their racist shit anymore and I definitely don’t want them to continue to see me.
Requiem for a dream was the reason I never did drugs as teenager. I got caught drinking with my best friend and her dad made us watch it. It scared the living shit out of me. Watching it as an adult while smoking a bowl is the weirdest feeling
webmd: let me sleep in ur stupid t-shirts and hold ur dumb hand u piece of shit
kelvinween: They call me derr uncle. They live with chicken and electricity always shuts off on them so they have no fan to help shield the blazing sun. I’d adopt them all and buy them game stations and shit. Oh and the last picture, I had custard
Can we talk about how super-selfie this is? But also how much I love this cardigan. Not a bad day. Got an egg bagel sandwich to prep me for the day amd time for some relaxing, online shopping and grad school application stuff before my gym class! Love
Ignore my face and the quality of this picture (my iPad is no better than my shit gophone and I was about to gym after I tried this on) but my dresses finally came in! This one is perfect and fits perfectly and I’m gonna wear it out tonight. The
thursjournal: hopesploder: i literally procrastinate talking to my friends like it hits me “oh shit i havent talked to that friend in a while” and im like “yeah ill have to do that later” and then i dont then i feel really guilty about it and
thiswouldgogreatwithsomerosemary: junk-os: sometimes your 13-year old self teach you things. good things. re blogging for the artists that follow me
Just a friendly little reminder that my grandma is kinky and dirty as shit. She sent me two songbooks full of dirty jokes and rhymes and limericks from Iris and Rose’s album, Wild and Thorny.
perfuckedtion:Today I’m wearing a lovely shade of I slept like shit so don’t piss me off
whateveryourfantasyis: lyonnnss: clarknokent: kauaii94: when you realize you’re becoming an adult Fuck this shit stressed me out. 😔
cosplaymutt: pubcub: constantlyabnormal: My theme song. This is the song me soul heart sings My anthem holy shit
God bless girls who are into kinky shit
allsadnshit: whatsgoodra: someone: *offers perfectly reasonable advice that would go a long way to solving my problems* me: Holy shit
bigbardafree: being mentally ill is just being fed up with your own shit 24/7 like oh my god are we really going to do this again can I have like one hour of peace just one fucking hour oh my god p l e a s e
So I’ve been writing down my opinions on each season as I go but Idk if I should post it. bc I mean. All my s1 commentary is me just RAGGING on all the awful shit they put in it lol. Then every season after that my comments are more mellow (despite.
me and my dad on our way to get sushi earlier today. We’re watching Captain America right now and we got super pumped so we’re gonna grab a couple drinks and catch the 10:25 viewing of The Avengers. Nerding out with my dad is so fun.
me and my brother are up late. Do somethin.
heatoise: *sees a dog* me: holy shit
rockinglittlebookworm: piercing-whore: If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit Have fun figuring out which
vacwms: dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN OLDER ADULT’
prettyboyshyflizzy: britteryikes: That Moment After You Get In Trouble With Your Mom Is this not you?! Is this not me?! lmfao Meeeee 😂 it’s crazy how we all did the same thing
let-it-221b: scoused: we live on a floating rock in a giant space that has no real end and you want me to memorize vocabulary words it’s posts like these that make me want to go outside and freak out sometimes.
aliciaclarker: i hate people who can go to sleep as soon as they shut their eyes like that shit takes me 3 hours, 700 position changes and a sacrifice to the gods
I'm leaving in fourty days and it scares the shit out of me.
Im so fucking sensitive and I don't give a single shit at the same time so fuck you man but don't leave me lmao
Remember me, special needs.
Holy shit look at this adorable little cutie! Can I just be a dad already lol , she had a blast riding with me ❤️
I always die laughing at this … totally me “ oo let’s make the fire bigger *makes it huge* oh shit too big! ” and then saying oh nothing when challenged 😂😂
offendedguy: “internet relationships aren’t real” well neither is your hair color mom but you don’t see me talkin shit
factsmyguy: me as shit
shit talkers piss me off.
cute-fucking-girls: monstr0sities: can i get yo numbah gurl oh shit shes gonna kill me
