r u shitting me
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msh30: team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour
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serulean-art: hoytthecougar: pixelpiano: Shit…wait…..wow…..tbh, this just turned my world view upside-down….. WAIT WHAT HOLY JEEZ so true lol
Tumblr, stop being a cunt bitch and upload my pics you faggot nigga cracker piece of shit.
Mr. Lahey's Shit Abyss
charlesoberonn: Things I should be doing: Writing Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgeting about them.
Debating whether or not if I should drink this bottle of whiskey. I don’t even like the shit, but on the other hand why the fuck shouldn’t I drink it…
2 miles in 15 minutes 15 seconds…better than the day before! I making progress guys! I’ll get that body that I want lol Oh shit I forgot deodorant. Good thing I’m not here with anyone. Lol
I woke up just about every hour from tossing and turning. I was coughing, aching, and emotional all night. I normally don’t get sick, and a when I do I’m a big baby about it. I feel like shit guys, and I just want to curl up in a ball and sleep today
I get my wisdom teeth taken out tomorrow and I’m sitting bricks. I can take pain very well, but when it comes to my mouth I’m a little pussy. Plus I’m going under anesthesia and that’s scary shit. I’ve never had any surgeries
I’m bruised, battered, and exhausted. This shit was hard. Now all I want to do is to spoon with my boyfriend, with his dick hard on my butt, titty in his and say helll a yeahh! Maybe let him have some fun too. Lol ;)
I look like shit. Lmao
I’ve gotten to the point where I don’t give a shit if I find someone to start an adventure with (AKA someone to be in a relationship with). All I need is myself right now and I’m very much okay with that. More okay than I ever have been.
Talking shit during sex makes the pussy wetter
pansexualpoland: that one character that everyone in the fandom flips their shit about and you’re just like
I apologize in advance for the influx of shit hentai and anime crap.
SHIT I MISSED YOU. :ccc
Shit My Players Say
Pumppp. Feelin sick as shit. But still tried to do some light work. Then sat in the sauna to hear this dudes life story of him doin drugs and goin thru rehab… And gettin 2 DUIs 😑
Man shit.
thetatyler: I can’t stop giffing David Tennant’s profile somebody stop me
kadywicker:everyone on tumblr: going nuts over some new podcast/show/whatever, talking abt it constantly, making a bunch of posts abt how all mutuals turn into an x blog, etc etcme, hyperfixating on jack shit no one cares about:
nostalgiaultra: Im that guy on an MMO who wont wear armour if it looks like shit I refuse I will wear a worse armour if it looks good and when all else fails i will wear nothing but pants and some gloves because I’d rather be killed than swagless
urulokid: urulokid: poutineisdelicious: xekstrin: majere636: arachnofiend: marapetsrules: bobfoxsky: “You fool. No man can kill me.” How many times am I allowed to reblog this before it gets weird? Fun facts: Tolkien constructed this
I want to believe in me
perks-of-being-chinese: A GUY SENT ME A SNAPCHAT OF HIS NUTS AND THE CAPTION WAS ‘IM NUTS FOR YOU’
surrealist-phantoms: self-shadowing-prey: Hi there. In keeping with the personal shit today, have this as well.
leviathanrose: like 98% of my problems would be solved if i stopped overthinking things and calmed the fuck down and stopped being such a panicky, anxious little shit
moderately-whelmed: DO YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO SOMEONEAND YOU DO ITAND THEN YOU’RE LIKE SHIT I FUCKED UP
dragonlordoferebor: was-that-a-pun: benedictsbanana: leonawriter: skinnysanity: The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one. #’I NEED AN ADULT’ #’SHIT I AM AN ADULT’ #’I NEED AN OLDER ADULT’ I
falloutboise: IF WE ARE CONSIDERED FRIENDS ILL EITHER TEXT YOU 24/7 AND BE AN ANNOYING CLINGY LITTLE BITCH OR I’LL NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER BECAUSE I THINK I’M ANNOYING YOU AND THIS IS WHY I AM A SHIT FRIEND
firethekitty:normalize not knowing shit about your special interests. normalize studying your special interests for 12 hours straight and not retaining a single shred of information
I’m on a Witchcraft shit.
I like to play with shit like this when I’m bored.Like now.
thief-of-the-fanservice: beautaplinsaysimalegend: “man that guy is so hot.”“wait… isn’t that me.”“i need to get out more.” It’s alright Marik, it’s pretty easy to become gay for yourself.
eiyoko: frankenbolt: best-of-funny: sam-the-moose: X Look all I ask is that you give me this chair.
bethosaurus: trillesst: 45214: vivala90s: Gas Prices In The ’90s this made me SCREAM *crying while looking at my gas tank* AND THE WORST PART IS I REMEMBER THIS
barebackinq: Friend: Ill be there in 5 minutes are you ready? Me:
kevvn: Heres a picture of me being ugly
fstw: reallylameblog: I just encountered a grown man on heelys And you don’t say hi to me? You so fake…
graphitedoll: graphitedoll: I was listening to a thousand years and it made me come to this realization about the 2 sisters who’ve stolen my heart. they really are two sides of the same coin. a quick reblog for the weekenders!! oh god i’m becoming
disneydailly: No escape from the storm inside of me.
cooldudebro: mum: its time you got up now and youve got stuff to do dont you dare go back to sleep me:
hanabridge: assified: everything you’ve ever wanted “Don’t try to fix me I’m not broken”
omarnorthtower: andronian: jimcrakindandy: boynerdramblings: shitweed: dingoinnuendo: do you ever just stop and realize how much pokemon has grown like wow it just really amazes me well i mean pokemon isnt the best example goddammit
k-eke: If you can’t do it, show me ya MOVES ! (Captain falcon trainer) Bouge tes cui-cuisses !
hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me
beckeewhy: me trying not to procrastinate
sapphiretemplo: if this aint me as hell
iinthebackofmymind: “The bad part is, you have to be careful when you share all the bad with your girlfriends. Because YOU may forgive him, but we don’t, honey. That’s the thing. If he screwed you over, he screwed me over, because you’re
chokamix: rufftoon: My morning. Me all day everyday.
smoochums: i just wanna be tumblr popular enough 2 get ppl to draw me as a magical girl
officialunitedstates: when I was 6 years old we were at the train station waiting for the train and I saw a kid a bit older than me go put a penny on a track and then wait for the train to run over it so it got flat and I got jealous and wanted to outdo
pastel-gizibe: These tweets will be the death of me
medievalpoc: prokopetz: cleopatrasweave: i drew a bunch of elves of color!! This post reminds me of something that happened a few years back. I once served as art director for a project where the illustration spec called for characters of a variety
deepthroatdemon: my mom heard the beginning of same love by macklemore and she looked at me and said “when you were 4 you sat in your room and cried for hours and when i asked you what was wrong you said “mom i think i’m black”
youngblackandvegan: racism-sexist-ableism-ohmy: goingdownthebayou: ishyagrrrl: My brother sent me a picture of a few young girls protesting outside of Party City in Harlem, today. They want Princess Tiana back. Amazing! “Kids don’t see racial
burgrs: I failed my final because a GIRL sitting next to me was wearing a TANK TOP ad i saw her sholders and got distracted all the blood in my brain went to my huge Dong
potatoandotherwise: in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out
korrakun: my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
