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psyducked: HOW
psyducked: I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”
psyducked: unleash the Titan
psyducked: face down ass up
psyducker: *standing at the wedding altar* spouse: i do me: same
psyducked: now we’re talking
psyducked: Why do straight people feel the need to be rewarded for accepting gay people? Congrats on doing what is inherently correct your reward is: being a functional member of society
psyducked: I found love at 4am
psyducker: *marries u but only as a friend*
psyducker: fatwink: so apparently i can’t get pregnant because i’m a boy or something?? wtf don’t let people force their beliefs on you
psyducked: please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night
psyducked: I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
psyducked: do you ever just wish you could hold someone and absorb everything that troubles them because you want nothing more than for them to always be happy
psyducked: bout to take the ride of my life
psyducked: do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you
psyducked: swiftingthrough: is this glee
psyducked: I hope the product he’s selling is himself
psyducked: precumming: what u lookin at there mario something peachy
psyducked: I’m off to catch a Valentine
psyducked: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
psyducked: qrieves: If I had a dollar for every time I got hit on
psyducked:onward my noble steed
psyducked: Arkansas senator says “gays” should stop “whining about equality” because we aren’t “legally” killed in the US for our sexualities
psyducked: the royal council has assembled
psyducked: me: *is clenching because I’m super gassy* boy: “wow you’re really tight today” me: ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽
psyducked: piscesad: the urinal is broke when I finally bust after edging for two hours
psyducked: notdeadbabies: My cousin is a preschool teacher and asked her students to suggest names for the baby she is expecting. It went well. I’m the baby with no name
psyducked: onward my noble steed
psyducked: snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snapsnap snap snap snap
psyducked: you’re missing out
psyducked: the anthem
psyducked: heterophobiac: This is the most bizarre yet pure thing I’ve ever encountered on grindr Are you going?
psyducked: someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
psyducker: do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
psyducked: playtime’s over
psyducked: bring the kibbles
psyducked: I been drankin
psyducked: euo: never ask white people what their ethnicity is unless you wanna hear a list of every european country and meaningless fractions why would you ask a white person what their ethnicity is if you don’t want to know the specific break
psyducked: it’s these little details in life that keep me going
psyducked: onlylolgifs: People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway This is so surreal
psyducked: nobody came to his birthday party :( THIS HAS BROKEN MY HEARTI had a ball python and I wanna go to a snake birthday :(
psyducked: taking a chance and making a move
psyducked: I have a thick tongue
psyducked: Santa don’t fuck around
psyducked: something I tell myself every day
psyducked: Kim Kardashing through the snow
psyducked: I’m hearing wedding bells
