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psyducked: unleash the Titan
psyducked: when he asks you for butthole pics
psyducked: snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snapsnap snap snap snap
psyducked: bring the kibbles
psyducked: that’ll do it
psyducker: *standing at the wedding alter* spouse: i do me: same
psyducked: knownfilmhoe: the violent tap to switch the cameras is what gets me the most
psyducked: Pokemon Blue was my first video game ever and I still have some painful memories. When you first start the game I had no idea that to exit the house you have to stand on the darker patch of ground (which I later learned was a doormat) and
psyducked: the vegans are feeling poetic today
psyducked: finally a good meme
psyducked: I’m off to catch a Valentine
psyducked: bout to take the ride of my life
psyducked: places to go, things to see
psyducked: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
psyducked: checking tumblr in public and porn comes on your dash
psyducked: when ya man pull out but you aint done suckin
psyducked: I found love at 4am
psyducker: do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
psyducked: someone telling me to calm down when I was already calm unleashes a fury that not even hell can contain
psyducker: fatwink: so apparently i can’t get pregnant because i’m a boy or something?? wtf don’t let people force their beliefs on you
psyducked: here comes the real happy meal
psyducked: amandabymes: At the dentist like Can I have the number of your dentist?
psyducked: it’s these little details in life that keep me going
psyducked:Arkansas senator says “gays” should stop “whining about equality” because we aren’t “legally” killed in the US for our sexualities
psyducked: muah
psyducked: smooth
psyducked: what’s better than this
psyducked:kalebhtml: tephor: my niece is an amazing magician ???? I’ve watched this about 30 times and cannot figure out how she did that someone please explain so I can know peace of mind again
psyducked:*calls mom sobbing* I think I found the one
psyducked: party time
psyducked: laperiphrase: My favorite thing has always been the Cambridge Dictionary pronunciation of ‘parmesan’ How did you even discover this
psyducked: do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you
psyducker: *marries u but only as a friend*
psyducked: this is how I feel about life sometimes
psyducked: I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when
psyducked: I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
psyducked: jadeitemaster: watching this with no sound is very confusing so is with this with sound….
psyducked: GOTTA GET THAT BACON
psyducker: this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die
psyducked:please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom I’ve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and it’s keeping me up at night
psyducked: selfie rule #1: never pass an opportunity to outshine the rest
psyducker: someone should help those poor hitchikers get away from those inmates
psyducked: now when people won’t get out if your way you can just skewer them
psyducked: this is how I want to look on my deathbed
