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psyducked:*calls mom sobbing* I think I found the one
psyducker:do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
psyducked: taking selfies is a journey
psyducked: the universe is finally fighting back
psyducked: this bitch knows no fear
psyducked: oops
psyducked: GOTTA GET THAT BACON
psyducked: the royal council has assembled
psyducked: how to be a top
psyducked: amandabymes: At the dentist like Can I have the number of your dentist?
psyducker: *marries u but only as a friend*
psyducked: Simba
psyducked: Tiggers gotta bounce if he wants to taste that honey
psyducker: fatwink: so apparently i can’t get pregnant because i’m a boy or something?? wtf don’t let people force their beliefs on you
psyducker: do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
psyducked: finally a good meme
psyducked: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
psyducked: when he asks you for butthole pics
psyducked: onward my noble steed
psyducked: checking tumblr in public and porn comes on your dash
psyducked: my-url-makes-me-an-asshole: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
psyducked: come around here often, big boy?
psyducked: yes hello I am here
psyducked: what’s better than this
psyducked: Why do straight people feel the need to be rewarded for accepting gay people? Congrats on doing what is inherently correct your reward is: being a functional member of society
psyducked: when he hits your prostate
psyducked: finally a UN that can bring peace and happiness to the world
psyducked: Elections always give me a lot of anxiety due to the omnipresent threat of another republican president
psyducked: hey baby, wanna see the only part of me that isn’t cold blooded?
psyducked: I’m pretty sure this is how most Americans imagine the US to be anyways
psyducked: just-shower-thoughts: When two people kiss, an approximately 14 meter long tunnel is created between both of their assholes
psyducked: my neighbors are blasting Like A G6 rn
psyducked: Pokemon Blue was my first video game ever and I still have some painful memories. When you first start the game I had no idea that to exit the house you have to stand on the darker patch of ground (which I later learned was a doormat) and
psyducker: this is literally my favorite trend ever please never let this die
psyducked: it makes me really happy that this video has gone up in views by a ton since i last saw it, definitely my favorite segment from the visual album
psyducked: defunctzombie: noxturnel: this is from a town in spain that in San fermines instead of bulls uses a giant ball and its so funny watching it on tumblr UNMUTE The Prince is recreating the universe!
psyducked: Kim Kardashing through the snow
psyducked: I found love at 4am
psyducked: bring the kibbles
psyducked: laperiphrase: My favorite thing has always been the Cambridge Dictionary pronunciation of ‘parmesan’ How did you even discover this
psyducked: He always knows exactly what to say
psyducked: I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”
psyducked: you can thank Jameson for this post
psyducked: bout to take the ride of my life
psyducked: bath time
