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psyducked: just-shower-thoughts: When two people kiss, an approximately 14 meter long tunnel is created between both of their assholes
psyducked: bout to take the ride of my life
psyducked: laurbyboom: I’m going to be honest, this is probably the funniest thing a straight person has ever said a true martyr
psyducked:party time
psyducked: woodmeat: basednigel: finally i was so tired of being emasculated by dairy products its cum I’d rather get mine straight from the source
psyducked: finally a good meme
psyducker: *trades nudes for neopoints*
psyducked: telapathetic: when u haven’t masturbated in ages and more like
psyducked: amandabymes: at the dentist like can I have the number of your dentist
psyducked: one time my sister walked in on my fingering myself so I told her that I was checking my prostate because I was feeling sick and I was afraid I had cancer and we spent a good 15 minutes hugging each other crying
psyducked: amandabymes: At the dentist like Can I have the number of your dentist?
psyducked: such-a-retardis: catswithbenefits: why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
psyducked: A masterpiece collection
psyducked: thebestoftumbling: Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction. I thought this was going to be adorable but
psyducked: babbies
psyducker: *marries u but only as a friend*
psyducked: checking tumblr in public and porn comes on your dash
psyducked: do you ever wonder how many people have had a crush on you and never told you
psyducker: do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
psyducked: I sabotage almost every relationship I form because I’m convinced that I’m not worthy of love and that everyone is just going to leave me eventually anyways so why not end it before it gets too far
psyducked:you’re missing out
psyducked: I found love at 4am
psyducked:the universe is finally fighting back
psyducked: may the merciful lord on high hear our prayers and DELIVER
psyducked: whenever I have embarrassing thoughts in public I get really self-conscious and paranoid that someone can hear my thoughts so I start talking to them with my mind to see if anyone around me reacts
psyducked: farting in someone’s mouth while they’re eating you out is a life changing experience, my soul vacated my body in that moment and hasn’t returned since
psyducked: bath time
psyducked: all of the east coast right now
psyducked: knownfilmhoe: the violent tap to switch the cameras is what gets me the most
psyducked: playtime’s over
psyducked: what’s better than this
psyducked: White Chocolate
psyducker: *standing at the wedding alter* spouse: i do me: same
psyducked: I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”
psyducked: smooth me
psyducked: eating pussy for the first time
psyducked: landorus: i love bears so much theyre so cute i want to hug one without dying come to daddy i aM FUCKING CRYING OHGOD
psyducked: stay golden pony boy
psyducked: precumming: what u lookin at there mario something peachy
psyducked: I have been watching Lord of the Rings since 6:30am. I don’t know what year it is. I have forgotten the taste of bread, the sound of trees, the softness of the wind. I’ve even forgotten my own name
psyducked: the royal council has assembled
psyducked: swift-machine: Ariana Grande, ending white cis-het misogynists one at a time Men are trash
psyducked: frankievc: when he texts u first yo bitch