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f-emasculata: REALLY just wanna take this chance to remind the people who follow me to not kill/trap opossums if they’re in your yard, and do not call animal control! Seriously. Opossums are literally 100% BIOLOGICALLY INCAPABLE of carrying rabies.
cellardoorpodfic: what-alchemy: BUT BUCKY I WANNA KNOW THE BAD STUFF like how he leaves the towels on the floor and shocks you with ice toes in the night and only drinks half of any given drink and the way his hair flops in his eyes and drives
angel-kink: armydoctorcastiel: camuizuuki: #HIS PROFILE IS JUST SO FUCKING PRETTY #I CANNOT EVEN #STOP IT OKAY #IT IS NOT FAIR #I HAVE TO FIND SOME OTHER GUY AND YOU’RE NOT MAKING MY SEARCH ANY EASIER #FUCK YOU THE BEST THING IS I HAVE LITERALLY
kinkyfunny: After a hard day at work, I plopped down at the table with a cold beer and sighed, “Well, Fuck Me.” I did not mean it literally, but I did sleep good that night and the sore ass didn’t bother me, not much anyway. I’m thinking
This was spray painted onto a wall of a Chick-Fil-A. THIS is NOT a crime but, what the people at Chick-Fil-A-holes are doing IS A CRIME! Not only are they anti-gay but, the foundation that they are a part of will eventually cause LITERALLY the death of
2hot2bstr8: just working out my good ol’ pelvic muscle a bit while i was jerking offツ and no, that’s not lube, it’s ALL pre-cum, babyツ literally SOAKED. and clearly that’s not all of my dick, but wanted to show ya how much pre-cum was running
feytaline-loves:motherfrigginpsas:LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T
likeaboatoutoftheblue: im-olaf-i-like-warm-hugs: gallifrey-feels: falsecatalyst: darkhopesandbrightnightmares: asyourshadowfalls: thecrazyfilipino: just saying wait…they’re not free? Not in America Wait, where are they free? literally everywher
puppygirlsnplaythings: Copper was the perfect pet. The nanites and control bands in her collar, wrist bands and anklets assured that. She was special, because her Owner had not wiped her mind, merely suspended it. She was not in Beta; she was literally
gallifrey-feels:falsecatalyst: darkhopesandbrightnightmares: asyourshadowfalls: thecrazyfilipino: just saying wait…they’re not free? Not in America Wait, where are they free? literally everywhere else
fuinrhiw: sassy-hook: You’re Probably Not Really a Nice Guy (x) FUCKING BLESS fuck nice guys…the figurative fuck not the literal fuck.
gallifrey-feels: falsecatalyst: darkhopesandbrightnightmares: asyourshadowfalls: thecrazyfilipino: just saying wait…they’re not free? Not in America Wait, where are they free? literally everywhere else
popemorose: hornyteen1936: the baby boomer culture: how an entire generation literally will not shut up about young people doing things they enjoy The Divorce Culture: how an entire generation couldn’t keep it together, and forgot how to not project
I said you could cum again when you go *gay,* not when you go *willing.* Yes, you gave me a really good show last night with that dude from down the hall, but you’re also staring at my breasts, so you’re not gay yet. I meant it literally: You can’t
My tablet literally just stopped working out of nowhereI think it is the USB cable, but I’m not 100% sureSo, I’ll try looking around here for the same cable and see if that is the problem, if not I’m afraid I may have to buy another
amusicianontheroof: lynati: enjoltaire-bear: literal-ghost: journeyofthepoet: thebestoftumbling: When Leia Isn’t Home (x) This better not get cut out of the new movie. I saw the clarinet and thought “please be what I hope it is”.I was not
tbh I don’t even know what exactly Bethesda does wrong because while I do enjoy playing their games, I find it very hard to care about what’s actually going on in them and I literally do not care about any of the characters as soon as I’m not directly
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birch-fence: birch-fence: lmao i lost at least 7 followers after reblogging that…. anyway if you exclude nonbinary people you’re ignoring the white stripe of the trans flag; aces and aros are not straight and thus lgbt because theyre literally not
zachsanomaiy: skeleton-queen-witchy: andre-30008: orcpiss: dromaeocore: dromaeocore: you can literally always tell if an artist is/was a furry or not by asking them to draw a dog like this: not a furry: furry: You labled everyone at Disney a
pearl-likes-pi: gabeey: a-anon: HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS NOT A LEAK. TIS NTO A LEAK. ITS FROM CN ANYTHING. LITERALLY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE THERE IT S NOT A LEAK I JUST FELL TO THE FUCKING FLOOR
pissvortex:imagine roughly a million people realizing “yeah we could storm a government facility and they literally would not be able to stop us all” and not using that knowledge to overthrow the government
andrewbelami:Pete Wentz literally would not exist if it weren’t for Joe Bidenhis parents met while working on Joe’s campaignFall Out Boy would not exist if it weren’t for Joe BidenJoe Biden allowed Fall Out Boy to exist
anerdyfeminist: pangurbanthewhite: out-there-on-the-maroon: cassandrabethloveyoutodeath: I just saw ghostbusters. I am literally sitting here stunned and amazed. There was not one fat joke. Not a single one. I was waiting in the theater braced the
chicinlicin: seen people talkin about this so I thought I’d make a quick guide!…very tired so I got no idea if any of this is useful at all XDalso thanks y’all who send in art questions!! it’s great getting really specific questions in cause
greenwithenby: timelordbeta721: heidithemightyunicorn: the ‘I’m not into you but you’re nice so try again just not with me’ -slap The last one is a literal child trying to date a teen. And the first one is a young dude trying to date a centuries
night-fury-pamphlets: mamalaz: A reminder that Steve’s first instinct was to defend, not attack. Even when he doesn’t have a shield, he literally makes one. I mean you’re not wrong… I’m firmly convinced the Steve categorizes everything he
enjoltaire-bear: literal-ghost: journeyofthepoet: thebestoftumbling: When Leia Isn’t Home (x) This better not get cut out of the new movie. I saw the clarinet and thought “please be what I hope it is”.I was not disappointed. YODAS SUNGLASSES
modificationnotmutilation: demonlatkes: jean-luc-gohard: vegansonplanetearth: anemicshoe: not-burnie: In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered
do you ever wonder why people like you like you literally think you’re the worst thing in existence but then someone else think you’re great and wonderful and everything you think you’re not and more often than not, that other person thinks the
bootybottom: If it’s Christmas eve and you’ve literally never felt less in the Christmas spirit clap your hands I’m not in bad spirits but I’m not in a Christmas spirit. My family isn’t getting together for the first year ever
Seeing my friends go through something painful and sad is literally the worst thing for me. My friends are my family, I feel what they feel and it hurts so bad not being able to help them see the light in life or not being able to lift them up
evelynsmileees: sizzlebutt: babyblueeyesss: is it just me or does christmas feel weird this year IT’S NOT JUST YOU SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS 2013 has just been the biggest wtf ever for literally everybody so i’m not even surprised
deersatan: what i literally do not understand , is why its ok to insult your fucking child, and then expect them to respect you, as if you treated them like they fucking deserve to be like no im not going to fucking admire you as a parent if you make
juliancasahaha: duxwontobey: juliancasahaha: Yall people saying pearl is straight better not come to the carmilla fandom No one ever said she was straight Im not talking about that thread, a blog names hetcharacteroftheday literally made her the
mousathe14: literal-ghost: journeyofthepoet: thebestoftumbling: When Leia Isn’t Home (x) This better not get cut out of the new movie. I saw the clarinet and thought “please be what I hope it is”.I was not disappointed. This… This is
feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY
officialjeffgoldblum: i literally do not give a shit whether or not it’s ‘healthy’ to be fat i care about how you treat fat people, the end. Also hating yourself is unhealthy but fatshamers don’t seem to care about that do they?
therentyoupay: yuki119: but the 104 all spread out with their own spacious place to sleep except eren and jean who are literally sleeping on top of one another #i’m not gonna let this go#i will not#but what do you want to bet they’re only sleeping
killjoyras: anaesthetis: tenelkadjo: tenelkadjo: A NEW FEMALE LEAD I literally could not be more excited right now NOT ONLY A NEW FEMALE LEAD A NEW VIETNAMESE FEMALE LEAD http://mashable.com/2016/02/15/kelly-marie-tran-star-wars-bio/
samwisethewitch:I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms.
suspiciouschicken: fundustrialrevolution: shmeggles345: not-burnie: In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum. Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals
acecharacters: > Ace tumblr receipt post Yeah asexual people have done bad things, so have gay men, lesbians, bi people, and literally every single group ever. That is not a reason to hate or invalidate the entire group you weirdos. That’s not how
feytaline-loves: motherfrigginpsas: LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDSSTOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T
girlfriendluvr: girlfriendluvr: guys PLEASE do not start being like “fuck joe biden basically won the nomination” he LITERALLY did not. a candidate needs nearly two thousand delegates to win. biden currently has about 3 hundred and bernie has about
weaver-z: weaver-z: Not to be freaky on main but does anyone else literally not perceive the D in the Disney logo as the letter D? I have to concentrate my full attention on it to stop seeing it as a fucked up backwards G. When I read the actual logo
unadulteratedpiratepizza: bloodwormbasement: notjerrybeans: gaypussyretard3: Fellas I’m really not trying to sound like that kinda guy but I’m literally gonna lose it “EMPLOYEE NO. 3023, YOUR ENJOYMENT LEVELS HAVE DROPPED BY 5%. DO YOU NOT
seelcudoom:liberalsarecool:Consuming less. Working less. Enjoying efficiency of labor. Saving the planet. Acknowledging climate crisis. None of these things need a higher GDP.not only do we not need a constantly increasing GDP it is literally impossible,
disembodied-doll: absynthe–minded: misbehavingmaiar: defniel: misbehavingmaiar: Update: Sauron is not afraid of hobbits. He was unaware that hobbits existed up until very recently. he literally did not have time to be afraid of them, they went
desinteresse:Honestly being overworked makes people unobservant and passive and it literally kills people every day. People don’t seem to realize that an overworked nurse might not notice your sepsis symptoms and a tired truck driver might not notice
genderkoolaid:naportain:genderkoolaid:genderkoolaid:like 99% of “men and women are soooo different!!!” comedy is literally just describing the experience of not understanding other people. like it’s not that women never say what they
eminentsound:melt-banana:Just a reminder not to take screenshots of headlines at face value. It’s not a big deal or anything but this woman literally calls herself homeless multiple times and is giving practical advice to avoid being harassed by local
forxstboyfriend:I hate job interviewing “why are you interested in this job” I’m literally not? I do not want to do any of this.
theconcealedweapon:There are people who believe that dropping nuclear bombs is justified but setting a cop car on fire is terrorism.No, really. That’s not an exaggeration. That’s not hypothetical. People actually, literally believe that. And
LMAO. This literally made me laugh out loud and I can’t stop laughing. Not because I can relate or anything….nope, not at all. But proud though…
aerbreather: snowbarrelblast:happysadfrog:misandril:wkdart: wedgekun:Dear cnn: fuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu WELL OF COURSE IT’S NOT FUCKING CHEAPBEING RICH MEANS YOU CAN AFFORD SHIT THAT’S NOT FUCKING CHEAP. LIKE, LITERALLY BY DEFINITION.
babyfleshh: tabby-asphodel: bruisedbabygrrl: Current events italian is a nationality not a race and wed rather not be fetishized thanks This is the stupidest comment ever Bc I’m literally referencing a subway sandwich
